SEX & CANCER

[Cynical Ninja]

Costner must be gay then; he spent all that time on a boat with Tripplehorn and he doesn't have throat cancer. Reasonable deduction.

Waterworld was hardly an x-rated humpathon like Basic Instinct now was it? MDs agent at the time said he was struggling to cope at times with the intensity of some of the scenes.

[crash]

I think Costner struggles with the intensity of all his scenes.

[sally]

He has the type of throat cancer that was showing up in a lot of young people who don't smoke, I read an article on it about 10 years ago where they weren't certain about it, but now they say it's definitely linked to HPV and not smoking.

[Cynical Ninja]

I think Costner struggles with the intensity of all his scenes.

Yeah the complete and utter lack thereof he is more wooden than my coffee table.

[Duchess]

The only thing of his that I ever watched from beginning to end was Dances With Wolves, everything else was a crushing bore.

[crash]

He has the type of throat cancer that was showing up in a lot of young people who don't smoke, I read an article on it about 10 years ago where they weren't certain about it, but now they say it's definitely linked to HPV and not smoking.

Well I'm fucked then. Up until not so many years ago, eating pussy was my favourite thing to do. For hours.

Ahh well, we're all doomed one way or another..

[Duchess]

He said for hours.

[crash]

You can get a cramp in your tongue. I know this..

[Duchess]

...for hours.

[ramseycat]

If it takes Crash hours to get his girl off, he isn't doing it right.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

If it takes Crash hours to get his girl off, he isn't doing it right.

This

[sally]

Some women can't get off without penetration. Unless Crash's tongue is at least 7 inches long and shaped like a penis he could be down there all night long with no results.

[crash]

If it takes Crash hours to get his girl off, he isn't doing it right.

This

If Ramsey's guy only gets her off once, he's not doing it right.

[username]

I see a cold shower in my future.

[ramseycat]

If it takes Crash hours to get his girl off, he isn't doing it right.

This

If Ramsey's guy only gets her off once, he's not doing it right.

I usually go for 2^nds and 3^rds and it still doesn't take hours.

[Jimbone]

If Ramsey's guy only gets her off once, he's not doing it right.

Seriously, who's only doing it once and stopping?

And I second the fact that tongues can cramp.

[crash]

Maybe I just had a demanding teacher. She wouldn't let my dick out of my pants until she'd arched her back and lost her breath at least three times.

Pretty sure most of the others since would have thanked her given the chance..

[Maggot]

I have not read all the responses and just flipped towards the last page but...............How did I know this would be brought up? Is Mock filled with horndogs?

Speaking of which I just got done talking to my Mom and she said my Grandfather was as much a whore as my Dad. It seems he had women all over the the east coast and resented my Grandmother giving him only 25.00 per week.
As long haul truckers they both got lonely on the road.
I said crap! Ma, I don't even have a mistress! Goddamnit I'm way behind here! I need to get out more often.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I had a Great teacher, Wanda her name was. I just turned 18 and thought I was the cats ass. I wore a uniform for a living and drove a 69 Chevelle SS. Met Wanda at a cowboy bar in Texas, she was 38, divorced with a 3BR house, 2 cars and Tits from one of the best Drs in Dallas. To this day I can still serve coffee in bed with the best of em

[Cynical Ninja]

A spokesman for Douglas has today told the BBC that when was talking about HPV he was not talking about his own case of cancer.