Got a haircut today....Mock style

[Maggot]

I usually go to a place called "The Dudes Place" its all for men and always fun, they tell jokes goof off and you can generally say whatever you want.
I walked in and there must have been 8 people ahead of me so I walked out and went to a place called "Fantastic Sams" I go in and there are women all over the place getting perms, dyes, eyebrows plucked all kinds of crap, but I got a chair as soon as I walked in and started getting my hair cut.
I look in the mirror and there is a show on the television with these people running through this machine getting the shit kicked out of them and dumping them into the pool. One guy gets whacked real good and I was laughing. She stops and says "what?" I said the show...that show . She starts looking at it and snipping so I said "well not you, cut the hair"
A few minutes later a woman was running through the thing and she got whacked by this big padded hammer thing that knocked her back about 10 ft.
I started laughing again.
The girl cutting my hair says "what now?"
I said " That chick just got her tits knocked out her asshole!" laughing.
Every single woman in there that was blabbing like crazy, shut up and stared at me.
ALL of them! there were like 8 there sitting in chairs and the girls that were messing with their hair.
They all shut up and stared at me, some with icy eyes like daggers.



I'm not going there again.

[crash]

:Hah:...Why did the stupid bitches have the show on in the first place?

I had a haircut and a hot towel shave with a flat blade razor in Chicago. It was just something that I've alway wanted to do. Went to a place called floyds barber shop. He was a big bearded Mandingo looking black dude. If I closed my eyes it sounded just like Samuel L Jackson was cutting my hair. I wasn't brave enough to say "say what one more time, motherfucker"

[Cynical Ninja]

Don't you have any gentlemans barber shops in Australia? Or was this visit to an American barber just another step in your neverending quest to be a septic?

[Cynical Ninja]

I usually go to a place called "The Dudes Place" its all for men and always fun, they tell jokes goof off and you can generally say whatever you want.
I walked in and there must have been 8 people ahead of me so I walked out and went to a place called "Fantastic Sams" I go in and there are women all over the place getting perms, dyes, eyebrows plucked all kinds of crap, but I got a chair as soon as I walked in and started getting my hair cut.
I look in the mirror and there is a show on the television with these people running through this machine getting the shit kicked out of them and dumping them into the pool. One guy gets whacked real good and I was laughing. She stops and says "what?" I said the show...that show . She starts looking at it and snipping so I said "well not you, cut the hair"
A few minutes later a woman was running through the thing and she got whacked by this big padded hammer thing that knocked her back about 10 ft.
I started laughing again.
The girl cutting my hair says "what now?"
I said " That chick just got her tits knocked out her asshole!" laughing.
Every single woman in there that was blabbing like crazy, shut up and stared at me.
ALL of them! there were like 8 there sitting in chairs and the girls that were messing with their hair.
They all shut up and stared at me, some with icy eyes like daggers.



I'm not going there again.

The show in question I believe is called total wipeout.

I had a feeling you would like it lickspittle it is lowest common denominator “entertainment” for easily pleased retards who never tire of seeing people fall over.

“Duh! Oh look! he/she has fallen in the water again! Huh huh huh! Duh!”

Yes I'm afraid a bunch of gossiping bitches were looking down their noses at you bitchflake.

[crash]

Don't you have any gentlemans barber shops in Australia? Or was this visit to an American barber just another step in your neverending quest to be a septic?

We have gents barber shops, but they don't do the hot towel shave here anymore. You're lucky if they trim the back of your neck with a flat blade. It seems that it is a dying art. It was a tick the box thing.

[Maggot]

I never usually even watch television, and have only seen pieces of the show. Never even knew the name of it till now, and was watching it only because I was a "captive" audience Mr. Argument.

[Cynical Ninja]

I never usually even watch television, and have only seen pieces of the show. Never even knew the name of it till now, and was watching it only because I was a "captive" audience Mr. Argument.

But it amused you did it not? It tickled your retarded funny bone? The fact you said “that chick just got her tits knocked out her arsehole!” Out loud in a womens hairdressers full of women just proves what a fucking tactless oaf you are.

[Maggot]

Yeah.........it was funny as all hell Pheobe I'm still chuckling about the pursed lips look a lady gave me.

[Cynical Ninja]

Well never let it be said you have ever shown any sense of sophistication whatsoever meathead.

[Maggot]

I'm all that and more honey.

[Duchess]

Yes, you are.

I would have laughed right along with you.

[username]

CN is a constipated little bastard today.

I've never seen the show but I watched a YouTube about greatest fails of 2012. I laughed at some and cringed at others.

Stick to The Dudes Place, Maggot.

[Carsman]

I usually go to a place called "The Dudes Place" its all for men and always fun, they tell jokes goof off and you can generally say whatever you want.
I walked in and there must have been 8 people ahead of me so I walked out and went to a place called "Fantastic Sams" I go in and there are women all over the place getting perms, dyes, eyebrows plucked all kinds of crap, but I got a chair as soon as I walked in and started getting my hair cut.
I look in the mirror and there is a show on the television with these people running through this machine getting the shit kicked out of them and dumping them into the pool. One guy gets whacked real good and I was laughing. She stops and says "what?" I said the show...that show . She starts looking at it and snipping so I said "well not you, cut the hair"
A few minutes later a woman was running through the thing and she got whacked by this big padded hammer thing that knocked her back about 10 ft.
I started laughing again.
The girl cutting my hair says "what now?"
I said " That chick just got her tits knocked out her asshole!" laughing.
Every single woman in there that was blabbing like crazy, shut up and stared at me.
ALL of them! there were like 8 there sitting in chairs and the girls that were messing with their hair.
They all shut up and stared at me, some with icy eyes like daggers.



I'm not going there again.

Oh Oh Maggs, I'm going for a haircut on Wednesday, and it too is at a "unisex" snipper. I'm usually the only guy there as well, only once was there another guy there at the same time. I go there because they take "appointments", so there's no waiting. I used to got to a "barber shop", where there always was about a 1-1/2 hour or longer wait. That sucked.

Anyway, that wipe out program is crazy/dangerous. I've watched it a few times for a few minutes. The contestants get wickedly wiped out , and the audience cracks up.
However, I'm positive that sometimes there has to be serious injuries, from the blunt force (obstacles padded on not, just the angles & contortions their bodies hit with is fierce) those contestants endure. But of course they do not show you the contestant carried off in an ambulance, cause that part is not funny.