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06-14-2013, 04:29 PM


Are you interested in sex?
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06-14-2013, 04:42 PM
Are you offering?
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06-14-2013, 04:47 PM
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06-14-2013, 05:51 PM
(06-14-2013, 04:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you interested in sex?

Am I really required to elaborate?
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06-14-2013, 06:06 PM
Hell yes!!!





Just not with my husband.
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06-14-2013, 06:48 PM
(06-14-2013, 04:42 PM)crash Wrote: Are you offering?


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06-14-2013, 06:49 PM
(06-14-2013, 05:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Am I really required to elaborate?


Yes, please do. There is a reason I put this in the Therapy forum -

"Hopefully they will admit their problems since acknowledging a problem is the first step to giving us something to mock."
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06-14-2013, 06:52 PM
(06-14-2013, 06:06 PM)username Wrote: Hell yes!!!





Just not with my husband.


Oooo la la. You hussy.

I'm hoping Sally will come in & talk about giving afternoon head in her RV. She owes me that after crushing my feelings earlier.
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06-14-2013, 07:15 PM
I'm not interested in sex at all, the last thing I want when my head hits the pillow at night is him poking around at my ass and boobs. Who the hell wants to suck dick and bounce around on a cock for 30 minutes after they're half asleep. If anything, I prefer afternoon.
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06-14-2013, 08:09 PM
(06-14-2013, 07:15 PM)sally Wrote: I'm not interested in sex at all, the last thing I want when my head hits the pillow at night is him poking around at my ass and boobs. Who the hell wants to suck dick and bounce around on a cock for 30 minutes after they're half asleep. If anything, I prefer afternoon.

Sky rockets in flight....afternoon delight!!!

I agree and I was kidding about my husband but after all these years, the honeymoon is definitely over. hah
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06-14-2013, 08:17 PM
(06-14-2013, 06:06 PM)username Wrote: Just not with my husband.

Are humans really genetically designed to be monogamous? Discuss..
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06-14-2013, 08:46 PM
(06-14-2013, 08:17 PM)crash Wrote:
(06-14-2013, 06:06 PM)username Wrote: Just not with my husband.

Are humans really genetically designed to be monogamous? Discuss..

No. I think it's pure willpower/commitment that keeps us from straying. I think if we had no inhibitions or higher thinking (concern about our children, income and societal criticism) we'd move from partner to partner over the course of our lifetimes. We might choose to stay with one person for a long time but I doubt the decision to do so would be based on sex.
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06-14-2013, 08:50 PM
(06-14-2013, 08:46 PM)username Wrote: We might choose to stay with one person for a long time but I doubt the decision to do so would be based on sex.


I wholeheartedly agree.
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06-14-2013, 09:05 PM
My love life is like a potted plant. I sit on the sill and when I am needed I am pulled off and expected to perform. At any given moment I might be pulled off the shelf. Sometimes its OK but at other times I just go through the motions and get it over with T-shirt and all. Its like a quick gust of wind and always fleeting. But kids will do that to a person, and I'm a guy so I just do it and smile. I hum the Bonanza theme sometimes and like the ankles around my neck.

Other than that I'm fairly boring and stupid and slow like a mental patient.
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06-14-2013, 09:15 PM
(06-14-2013, 08:17 PM)crash Wrote:
(06-14-2013, 06:06 PM)username Wrote: Just not with my husband.

Are humans really genetically designed to be monogamous? Discuss..


No, not really. If I wasn't with a money maker I'd mate in silence and with many partners to ensure their offspring are well-protected. It's also better to keep quiet during sex to keep other females from finding out and punishing me for mating with the best males.
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06-14-2013, 09:27 PM
Well..............That sure guarantees a no gag encounter. Is 10 min enough? Because sometimes I can pull a bone outta my ass and get down too brass tacks in time to get back out there and do an oil change. Not that I'm tooting my own horn but after 10-15 yrs if you cannot get down to business and get-er-done something might be a bit outta kilter. Just sayin.
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06-15-2013, 02:57 AM
(06-14-2013, 08:46 PM)username Wrote: I think if we had no inhibitions or higher thinking (concern about our children, income and societal criticism) we'd move from partner to partner over the course of our lifetimes.

Not true. Many species of animal who don't have so called “higher thinking” are 100% monogamous to one partner throughout their lives.

Gibbons, swans, wolves, and many other species mate exclusively for life.

Gibbons are also the only primate who exclusively walk on two legs on the ground like humans.
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06-15-2013, 11:41 AM
(06-15-2013, 02:57 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(06-14-2013, 08:46 PM)username Wrote: I think if we had no inhibitions or higher thinking (concern about our children, income and societal criticism) we'd move from partner to partner over the course of our lifetimes.

Not true. Many species of animal who don't have so called “higher thinking” are 100% monogamous to one partner throughout their lives.

Gibbons, swans, wolves, and many other species mate exclusively for life.

Gibbons are also the only primate who exclusively walk on two legs on the ground like humans.

I know but for humans, I do attribute our monogamy to higher thinking for the most part. Hell, look at the divorce rate. We choose to be monogamous or not.

ETA: Thank God. I'd hate to think of being forever bound to the first guy I slept with. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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06-15-2013, 11:55 AM
You have to give religion some credit as well. Encouraging monogamy is one of the few concepts of most major religions I actually agree with.
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