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[Donovan]

I would be worried about the hispanification of your wonderful country if I was you. Nearly 17% of your total population is hispanic now estimates say by 2050 it will be over 30%. At that rate cinco de mayo is going to eclipse the 4^th of july as Americas most popular holiday.

As for everyone loving America? You will be pleased to know the stars and stripes is one of the most popular flags around the world. The only difference is most of the time its on fire.

They're jelly, brah. Know why there are so many people coming here to mow our lawns for a buck an hour and woeful mistreatment by the ruling class? Because no matter what kind of shit life illegals can eke out in America, it's STILL 1000 times better than back home.

Face facts. We rock,bitch. Write THAT on your effigy flag and smoke it.

[username]

Saying the US is a much better place than Mexico isn't saying much. If the UK bordered Mexico, the spics would swarm there too.

[Donovan]

PS in 2050 I'll be dead. Dafuq do I care how many wetbacks there are by then.

[Cynical Ninja]

They're jelly, brah. Know why there are so many people coming here to mow our lawns for a buck an hour and woeful mistreatment by the ruling class? Because no matter what kind of shit life illegals can eke out in America, it's STILL 1000 times better than back home.

Face facts. We rock,bitch. Write THAT on your effigy flag and smoke it.

Your country isn't as shit as Mexico.

SLOW

HAND

CLAP

That really is something to celebrate isn't it? Like user said Mexico is such a fucking shithole if it bordered Cuba the wetbacks would still be leaving in their droves.

“Universal free health care?! Ay carumba!”

[Cynical Ninja]

PS in 2050 I'll be dead. Dafuq do I care how many wetbacks there are by then.

You haven't got any kids then?

Thank christ.

Adding your DNA to the genepool would be like taking a dump in the punch bowl.

[Cynical Ninja]

England has been assimilated by the arabs already and is a lost cause.Germany will kick your ass out if you fuck with them to much.

Muslim population of Britain is currently about 3% it has risen by 1% in the last ten years. Hispanic population of the US is currently just under 17% and has risen 2.5% in the last THREE years. I think its clear who is being assimilated and by whom.

The krauts won't kick Britain out of anything we will almost certainly be leaving the EU voluntarily after the upcoming referendum. After we give the EU the collective middle finger the krauts will then truly be the kings of the poisoned EU realm.

[Donovan]

At least my country's gene pool is made up of asskickers and explorers. As opposed to bonny old England, whose collective ass was invaded by so many different empires your country whistles when it farts. The only naturalized citizenry you had left were the best bootlickers and fawning sycophants, so you went and made them king. And only let them fuck each other so you'd be assured of a retarded ruling class for generations to come. Genius.

[Cynical Ninja]

Who was that who landed on Plymouth Rock again? Oh yeah ENGLISH EXPLORERS you stoopid septic motherfucker. Without the “bootlickers” and “sycophants” your country would even exist you dumbass yankee prick.

As for asskicking? We kicked so much ass we created the largest and greatest empire in the history of the planet. We like kicking ass so much we signed up for both world wars waaaaaay before you did yankee doo dah.

You follow the example that we set for you, London is Americas Babylon. America the land created by elite Freemasons with English accents who when they weren't busy given each other funny handshakes and showing off their bare left tit were probably tossing each other off.

[Eat Shit And Die]

The only naturalized citizenry you had left were the best bootlickers and fawning sycophants, so you went and made them king. And only let them fuck each other so you'd be assured of a retarded ruling class for generations to come. Genius.

[Donovan]

Who was that who landed on Plymouth Rock again? Oh yeah ENGLISH EXPLORERS you stoopid septic motherfucker. Without the “bootlickers” and “sycophants” your country would even exist you dumbass yankee prick.

The only reason our early settlers were English is because the best of your forefathers looked around, realized they were in England, and said "Oh HELL no, fuck this we're outta here." Then we had the good sense to come over here, bring in a bunch of Hessians, Dutch, Spanish and Frenchies, plus darkies and Irishmen and Italians and whatnot, then fucked all them plus some indians to spread the gene pool out a little. If we'd stayed in mother England we'd still be inbred wankers like you.

As for asskicking? We kicked so much ass we created the largest and greatest empire in the history of the planet. We like kicking ass so mu.ch we signed up for both world wars waaaaaay before you did yankee doo dah.

I'm sure the Romans, Ottomans, Persians etc would beg to differ. You guys just got anally invaded by every berserker tribe from the Angles to the Saxons to the Vikings to the Germans ad nauseum until the very language you gave the world was so fucked up even you guys don't get it right half the time. You invented an entire time period called the Dark Ages, named after those years you were all hiding under the bed simultaneously and tongue-kissing plague rats. The only reason you signed up for the two world wars is because they were in your back yard, you could hardly ignore them. But while you may have beat us to the world war starting gate, we ENDED those motherfuckers. With authority and split fucking atoms. We show up when we're damn good and ready, and when we say so the party is over.You might remember we did that a couple times to your stupid asses as well before you figured out it was better to stay on our good side.

You follow the example that we set for you, London is Americas Babylon. America the land created by elite Freemasons with English accents who when they weren't busy given each other funny handshakes and showing off their bare left tit were probably tossing each other off.

And now Britain is America's bedpan servant. How's that taste, Jane Eyre? Take a lot of tea to wash that shit down, huh? The "world's greatest empire" reduced to washing the underwear of the world's equivalent to a bunch of angry petulant teenagers shooting up the prom with machine guns. Worst part is, after your value dropped and you got ugly we dumped you for Israel, so you're not even our favorite bitch any more...

[Cynical Ninja]

No I do believe the inbred puritanical fundamentalist fucks that left Plymouth that fateful day left because they were outcasts and oddballs that were ostracised because of their bizarre and quite frankly fucked up practices and customs. Yes you certainly did “fuck” the indians mainly with rifles and pistols almost to the point of extinction.

The Ottomans and Persians? What the fuck are you talking about? They never invaded Great Britain you stupid septic tit. The Romans didn't rule over any of my ancestors in fact the Romans were so shit scared of them they built a 73 mile long wall just to keep them at bay. The black death affected all of Europe not just Britain there are rumours it was started deliberately by nations in the middle east as revenge for the crusades. We kicked the vikings asses out and told them never to come back at the battle of Stamford Bridge they took the hint and never came back.

You signed up for WW2 because YOUR country was attacked we signed up for WW2 because another country was attacked that's the difference. Hopefully you will sign up to the next world war at the same time as the rest of us for a change motherfucker. I doubt it though unless oil or the killing of brown people is involved.

Good luck sucking Israels rancid circumcised cock by the time your nations belly is full of kike spunk the whole area could be a radioactive wasteland.

[Donovan]

We signed up for WW2 on the Japanese front because we were attacked, and evidence since has pointed to the possibility we allowed the attack to happen so we'd have public support. We joined the German war because Hitler was smacking our bitch up. You.

Know what's the funniest part of this whole meltdown you're having? In two simultaneous threads I have you both virulently defending and viciously attacking American foreign policy and ideals. With just a few comments I basically have you fighting yourself. You're a troll's wet dream, limey. (If I was one that is lol) That's because, much like England to America: thou art truly my bitch.

[Duchess]

(If I was one that is lol)

That made me laugh too.

[Cynical Ninja]

We signed up for WW2 on the Japanese front because we were attacked, and evidence since has pointed to the possibility we allowed the attack to happen so we'd have public support. We joined the German war because Hitler was smacking our bitch up. You.

Know what's the funniest part of this whole meltdown you're having? In two simultaneous threads I have you both virulently defending and viciously attacking American foreign policy and ideals. With just a few comments I basically have you fighting yourself. You're a troll's wet dream, limey. (If I was one that is lol) That's because, much like England to America: thou art truly my bitch.

America LET Pearl Harbour happen?! Yeah sure it did! “Planet conspiracy this is your captain speaking it is now time to put on your tinfoil hat and tune into channel X!”

Hitler was not smacking us up we smacked him up during the Battle of Britain forever ending any chance the krauts had of invading Great Britain. These are the facts comprehensive and undeniable regardless of how much you get your septic pantaloons in a twist over them.

Saying I am your bitch (I hate to break this to you but I'm straight) doesn't make it so. I have more than held my own in our little tete a tete and will continue to do so. I am in it for the long game I hope for your sake you are as well fucknut.

[Donovan]

Hitler was very much a threat to England had we not assisted with manpower, on multiple fronts. Frankly, as long as he pointed his ambitions eastward no one cared, either here OR in your little speck of leftover empire. It wasn't until his forces started your way that your people got nervous. Bottom line is: without American intervention that war goes a whole different direction. Hitler knew it, Churchill knew it, and so did our leaders. Unfortunately, our country at the time was a bit closed off and didn't want any part of a foreign conflict after dealing with years of depression. So public support had to be bolstered in some fashion for our involvement: we had to be convinced the war affected us. The evidence since uncovered in historical data suggests the possibility that certain elements in the American military prior to 12/7/1941 either delayed reaction to or deliberately downplayed warnings and threats of impending Japanese attack, even including warnings of the prior day. Whether those were through ignorance or calculated effort remains open to debate. Certainly the scale of the attack was underestimated. But yeah, evidence suggests that we were Tora! Tora! Told! They were coming.

And you're still my bitch.

[Cynical Ninja]

The Battle of Britain cemented Britains dominance over its own skies against the Germans forever. The Nazi war machines method of invasion, the Blitzkrieg, relied completely on gaining quick and total dominance over the airspace of the country it was invading. Air dominance would be clinched then a quick land based invasion of man and machine would begin without any risk of defensive attack from the air.

In the Battle of Britain despite having far greater numbers and more advanced aircraft the Luftwaffe had their arses comprehensively handed to them by the RAF the Luftwaffe were never the same force they were before ever again after being completely routed by the British.

The septics did not defend Britains shores the British did that themselves, you sent bombers over here to help bomb the krauts in Europe but Britains shores were safe long before then. The krauts got as far as the pussy ass cheese eating surrender monkeys in France but Great Britain proved too tough and nut to crack and we have ourselves to thank for that.

The Pearl Harbour pre warning yarn is an interesting conspiracy theory but nothing more than that. Its the kind of thing i would expect to read on that lunatic David Ickes website.

Anymore conspiracy theories you would like me to debunk for you you gullible septic tit?

[Donovan]

How about the myth of English might? There's a fairy tale told to some pretty gullible schoolchildren and a few more brain-damaged adults...

[Cynical Ninja]

The biggest and greatest empire in world history is conclusive proof of English might you stoopid septic motherfucker. Just because you've got a haircut like Oliver Cromwell doesn't make you an expert on British history.

[Duchess]

The United States of America is the greatest country in the WORLD.

HaHaFuckingHa.

[Cynical Ninja]

The United States of America is the greatest country in the WORLD.

HaHaFuckingHa.

You see its this attitude that pisses so many other countries in the world off about yanks. In most countries in the world having an American accent is akin to painting a big fucking bullseye on your forehead. “You better keep those fat dollar bills coming or I'm going to kick your morbidly obese septic ass out of my establishment you yankee motherfucker”.

America contains some of the greatest things in the world and some of the worst things in the world. It is certainly a country of massive contrasts.