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06-19-2013, 09:52 AM
I bought a national lotto scratchcard this morning, I scratched it at lunchtime and what do you know I won £200!

I've just taken it back to the supermarket to claim my prize I walked up to the counter gave the woman my winning card and she said “no that's not right, we can't do that”. I said “oh shit have i read the card wrong?” She said “yeah we can't give out winnings that big over the counter you will have to contact lotto to claim your prize”. I said “really? I thought you would be able to give me £200 over the counter?”

She looked at me like I was the worlds biggest retard and said “you've won £2000 not £200 see?” And she showed me the card like a dog being shown a card trick. “I can't give you £2000 over the counter you see?”. I just grabbed the card back and sneaked out feeling a mixture of happiness and humiliation.
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06-19-2013, 09:54 AM
Good for you CN!
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06-19-2013, 09:55 AM


Bwahaha! Two grand not two hundred. That's awesome, OP.
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06-19-2013, 09:59 AM
Nice!

Now you can get all the porn that you've got on VHS dubbed over to DVD.

Strange and mysterious ways indeed!
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06-19-2013, 10:00 AM
I buy maybe 2 or 3 scratch cards a month and I think the most I've ever won on one was £50 i think and that was years ago.

My parents had a big win on the football pools years and years ago but apart from that we aren't exactly the luckiest family in the world.
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06-19-2013, 10:06 AM
(06-19-2013, 09:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now you can get all the porn that you've got on VHS dubbed over to DVD.

How do you know I've got a big stash of 80s and early 90s American porn on video? You really must be a spy!

Ah the classics! Nina Hartleys sweet ass! Christy Canyons big wobbly none plastic tits! Peter North shooting semen everywhere like a lawn sprinkler! Good old fashioned none complicated porn.
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06-19-2013, 10:07 AM
(06-19-2013, 10:06 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(06-19-2013, 09:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now you can get all the porn that you've got on VHS dubbed over to DVD.

How do you know I've got a big stash of 80s and early 90s American porn on video? You really must be a spy!

Ah the classics! Nina Hartleys sweet ass! Christy Canyons big wobbly none plastic tits! Peter North shooting semen everywhere like a lawn sprinkler! Good old fashioned none complicated porn.

Just a sneaking suspicion...

Congrats on the loot.

What is that? About $3700?
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06-19-2013, 10:28 AM
(06-19-2013, 10:07 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What is that? About $3700?

At the current exchange rate its about $3150.
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06-19-2013, 10:28 AM
Congrats on the lotto win, limey. Apropos of topic #2: if you want to blow your mind in a not-good way watch the documentary "After Porn Ends" which interviews a number of former porn superstars. Seeing what they have become is frequently startling.
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06-19-2013, 10:29 AM
I won four dollars on the powerball the other day and then I accidentally through the damn ticket away while cleaning off my desk. I don't think I've ever won anything over 10 bucks.
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06-19-2013, 10:33 AM
(06-19-2013, 10:29 AM)sally Wrote: I accidentally through the damn ticket away.

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06-19-2013, 10:39 AM
Apology flowers for everyone!! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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06-19-2013, 10:43 AM
(06-19-2013, 10:28 AM)Donovan Wrote: Congrats on the lotto win, limey. Apropos of topic #2: if you want to blow your mind in a not-good way watch the documentary "After Porn Ends" which interviews a number of former porn superstars. Seeing what they have become is frequently startling.

I will definitely check that out. I know a lot of pornstars have ended up checking out in various sad and tragic ways. Lots of HIV, drug and suicide related deaths among pornstars. I can remember back in 1993 when Savannah ended her own life and everyone was so shocked because she was so young, beautiful and wealthy.
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06-19-2013, 10:50 AM
I took all of our assorted scratch off tickets in the other day and collected a whopping $34 that probably cost me at least $100. Smiley_emoticons_slash

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06-19-2013, 11:05 AM
Thank you all.

I hardly ever win shit and don't gamble much so as you can imagine this was a nice surprise for a change.
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06-19-2013, 11:37 AM
(06-19-2013, 10:33 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(06-19-2013, 10:29 AM)sally Wrote: I accidentally through the damn ticket away.

Good Morning, Ramsey of the South!

STFU ya creep.
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06-19-2013, 12:53 PM
The most I ever won on scratch of tickets was $20 and that was years ago. My brother is luckier. He won $250 on a scratch off a few years ago.[/i]

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06-19-2013, 01:06 PM
My husband worked with a guy at the labor hall years ago that won $50,000 on a scratch off. The dumb ass blew it all right away and the next time we saw him he didn't even have a car. He did take us out for dinner after he won the money though.
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06-19-2013, 01:12 PM
I did a scratchoff the other day, and all I got was a scab.
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06-19-2013, 01:36 PM
One of the exes friends won $500k in the mega millions about 10 years ago.
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