BEND OVER!

[Duchess]

Oh boy...

When a follower of the Christian Domestic Discipline movement decides what to hit his God-fearing wife with, research is important. A hairbrush, for example, is "excellent for achieving the desired sting" but can break easily. Alternatively, a ping pong paddle is quiet and sturdy but may not sting as much as is required to get the message across.

These bits of information are among the tips and tricks detailed in the Beginning Domestic Discipline's "Beginner's Packet," a 54-page document that lays out the basic principles and practices of CDD.

The packet's writers describe the movement as follows:

Domestic discipline is the practice between two consenting life partners in which the head of the household (HoH) takes the necessary measures to achieve a healthy relationship dynamic; the necessary measure to create a healthy home environmental and the necessary measures to protect all members of the family from dangerous or detrimental outcomes by punishing the contributing, and thus unwanted, behaviors for the greater good of the family.

[aussiefriend]

Just try it. I dare ya.

[ramseycat]

Ah yeeaaaa, no.

[Clang McFly]

Research conducted by my mom on my big fat hairy misbehaving ass concludes that wooden spoons break easily as well.

[username]

If my husband came at me with a hairbrush he'd end up choking on a giant hairball.

[aussiefriend]

One of the nicest things one of my ex's ever said to me was "I live in fear of you". So sweet.

[Cynical Ninja]

My wife likes her ass spanked I've been doing it for years it gives her a break from shouting orders at people all day.

I use a belt or if she's really been naughty a cane.

This guy is an amateur.