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(06-24-2013, 12:38 PM)sally Wrote: I do just about everything around the house myself, but once in a while I'm not ashamed to ask for help with something I don't know fuck all about or I'm just not physically strong enough to do.
That is the right attitude and you would never annoy me in that respect.
(06-24-2013, 01:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: (06-24-2013, 12:04 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: (06-24-2013, 11:58 AM)Maggot Wrote: Its a form of barter. 
what if they don't got nothing I want Maggit? what then mang?
There's always something laundry, sex, gas money, get up and change the channel....
Maybe if they promised me they would go away is a good bargaining channel.
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This is an example of something I don't want to fuck with even though it should be fairly simple, the fucking smoke detectors. I have eight of them and yesterday the one in my bedroom started chirping and then they all went off, the only way I could stop it was to get a ladder and disconnect them all. Today I bought all new 9V batteries and reconnected them all and the motherfucker is chirping again. Not to mention that it kills my neck looking up and dicking around with it.
I want to tear everyone of them out of the fucking ceiling and smash them with a baseball bat.
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Just think, by law any new house is required to have those hard wired from now on. I like picturing Sally waving a paper in front of one, it shuts off then running waving it shuts off, then running, waving it shuts off throughout the house yelling goddammit goddammit!!!! WTF!!!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Hard wired smoke detectors go bad after seven or so years. They might need to be replaced and that is why they are chirping.
Or you put the 9V in wrong.
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I did not put the goddamn battery in wrong, Jesus Christ. The chirping stopped though after 10 minutes or so, so maybe that was just from testing them.
Either way it annoyed the shit out of me just to deal with it, I should have called Duchess over. I think I'd rather DIAF than have to listen to those motherfuckers go off again.
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(06-27-2013, 07:20 PM)sally Wrote: This is an example of something I don't want to fuck with even though it should be fairly simple, the fucking smoke detectors. I have eight of them and yesterday the one in my bedroom started chirping and then they all went off, the only way I could stop it was to get a ladder and disconnect them all. Today I bought all new 9V batteries and reconnected them all and the motherfucker is chirping again. Not to mention that it kills my neck looking up and dicking around with it.
I want to tear everyone of them out of the fucking ceiling and smash them with a baseball bat.
Stop blowing smoke out your ass and the smoke/bs detector will stop chirping.
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I don't care if any of you bitches want to be a helpless female & pull the damsel in distress card, it's no sweat off my ass. I know no one will care that I will then think your only worth is having a kid attached to your tit.
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