MAKE A MOCK MATCH

[sally]

Let's see....

One in your ass.

One in your snatch.

One in your left hand.

One in your right hand.

You have an aversion to sucking cock?

No, the 5^th guy was white, got scared and left. Ha Ha!

[HairOfTheDog]

I hate Donovan for reeling me in every time.

You're your own master baiter, MS. No one needs to reel you in to a state of a confusion.

You still speak for everyone (or almost everyone) with confidence that everyone (or almost everyone) agrees with your thought processes, no matter how many people dispute your contentions.

After more than a year and multiple explanations, you still don't understand the laws behind self defense in the state of Florida.

And, yesterday, you netted the brilliant deduction that the ancient Aztec civilization in Mexico is somehow responsible for the modern day beheading and dismemberment of a soccer player in Brazil (not the same country, not the same language, not the same Aztec history...minor details).


MS - mirror, mirror...

[FAHQTOO]

Bunch of rich bitches looking down their noses at us poor slobs in this thread(Duchess excluded).

Money does not not equal success/happiness.

How the fuck would you know? You've never had any.

A REAL man has success and happiness when he goes out in the world everyday and participates in being a productive member of society....unlike your worthless self.

[Midwest Spy]

I hate Donovan for reeling me in every time.

You're your own master baiter, MS. No one needs to reel you in to state of a confusion.

You still speak for everyone (or almost everyone) with confidence that everyone (or almost everyone) agrees with your though processes, not matter how many people dispute your contentions.

After more than a year and multiple explanations, you still don't understand the laws behind self defense in the state of Florida.

And, yesterday, you netted the brilliant deduction that the ancient Aztec civilization in Mexico is somehow responsible for the modern day beheading and dismemberment of a soccer player in Brazil (not the same country, not the same language, not the same Aztec history...minor details).


MS - mirror, mirror...

I have no defense for the whole Brazil-Mexico thing.

Though I bet World Cup 2014 (in Brazil) officials love the idea of a beheading happening at a soccer venue.

I do feel like I understand the Florida self-defense laws.

I understand the initial aggressor can still claim self-defense. I'm just saying it'd be pretty hard to get that to stand up with a jury, unless it was incredibly clear.

[BlueTiki]

I do feel like I understand the Florida self-defense laws.

I understand the initial aggressor can still claim self-defense. I'm just saying it'd be pretty hard to get that to stand up with a jury, unless it was incredibly clear.

Bullshit!

You were talking about yourself . . . NOT A JURY!

Here's what you posted:

I was talking about me, hypothetically, being on a jury and having an attorney convince me that their client 'reasonbly believed' they were in peril AFTER initiating a confrontation.

Try and keep your story straight, sport.

[sally]

No matter what happens...we'll always have her penis.

It's no average penis, it's a 10 inch schlonger. MS is uncertain about it, but continues to flirt with her anyway .

[Midwest Spy]

I do feel like I understand the Florida self-defense laws.

I understand the initial aggressor can still claim self-defense. I'm just saying it'd be pretty hard to get that to stand up with a jury, unless it was incredibly clear.

Bullshit!

You were talking about yourself . . . NOT A JURY!

Here's what you posted:

I was talking about me, hypothetically, being on a jury and having an attorney convince me that their client 'reasonbly believed' they were in peril AFTER initiating a confrontation.

Try and keep your story straight, sport.

My story has never wavered.

It's always been about convincing a jury or me as a juror.

Not sure what you're continually yapping about.

[BlueTiki]

It's always been about convincing a jury or me as a juror.

Not sure what you're continually yapping about.

You're right . . . my mistake.

I forgot your views are really the world's view.

You are the collective and conduit of the people's conscience.

PS - You have no idea about Florida's SYG law or legal strategy.

Sorry.

What I meant to say was: "Everybody (you) has no idea about Florida's SYG law or legal strategy."

[Midwest Spy]

It's always been about convincing a jury or me as a juror.

Not sure what you're continually yapping about.

You're right . . . my mistake.

I forgot your views are really the world's view.

I see you couldn't keep this to the proper thread and had to chase me over here, where I'm trying to (unsuccessfully) woo HotD. Again.

Not exactly sure what you've proven at this point, but I feel certain that you think you've won and I've lost.

That's cool.

[BlueTiki]

Not exactly sure what you've proven at this point, but I feel certain that you think you've won and I've lost.

Fuck.

What is it with you "men" and this Win/Lose thing?

I've pointed out you can't keep a story straight and have no idea the genesis of how the Skittles bit got over here.

You don't pay attention to details.

Oh . . . sorry . . . you thought I chased you over here.

Read HotD's post where she mentioned that (after numerous posts and the passage of time) you still had no idea of Florida's self defense law.

"After more than a year and multiple explanations, you still don't understand the laws behind self defense in the state of Florida."

She opened the door, dumbshit. Post 142; this thread.

Chased?

You flatter yourself.

[HairOfTheDog]

Read HotD's post where she mentioned that (after numerous posts and the passage of time) you still had no idea of Florida's self defense law.

"After more than a year and multiple explanations, you still don't understand the laws behind self defense in the state of Florida."

I'm guilty as charged!

I did bring it up here.

I still think you bait yourself and no one needs to chase you or reel you in, MS. Occasionally you are unpredictable though; credit where due. Objecting to being chased by Tiki? Never would have expected that from you.

[username]

I'm not ashamed to admit that the stand your ground law baffles the shit out of me.

Yes, your honor, I thought for sure the 12 year old kid was going to stab me in the eye with his #2 pencil and I feared for my life, so I yelled help and then I shot him.



*snicker* I'm being silly but I picture Duchess on a plane..."I told the pilot that he was an incompetent bastard and that I was scared for my life before the plane took off and I tried to retreat but he wouldn't let me get off the plane. I said, stop the plane, stop the plane! But he wouldn't let me leave the plane so I shot him".

Plane, stand your ground...get it? Har-har.

[Duchess]

That's exactly what happen! I swear!

[username]

It should be called license to kill instead of stand your ground.

[username]

That's exactly what happen! I swear!

Too bad you probably wouldn't have had your gun with you. You would have had to beat him to death with your Louis Vuitton carry on or something.

[BlueTiki]

I'm not ashamed to admit that the stand your ground law baffles the shit out of me.

Yes, your honor, I thought for sure the 12 year old kid was going to stab me in the eye with his #2 pencil and I feared for my life, so I yelled help and then I shot him.

*snicker*

Gee . . . I wonder if there is an exception (disqualification from using) if a death is caused during a domestic incident?

What am I saying!

That's silly.

This SYG is really about racial injustice . . . NOT one of a poorly written law.

[username]

I'm not ashamed to admit that the stand your ground law baffles the shit out of me.

Yes, your honor, I thought for sure the 12 year old kid was going to stab me in the eye with his #2 pencil and I feared for my life, so I yelled help and then I shot him.

*snicker*

Gee . . . I wonder if there is an exception (disqualification from using) if a death is caused during a domestic incident?

What am I saying!

That's silly.

This SYG is really about racial injustice . . . NOT one of a poorly written law.

Sometimes I get impatient with your tendency towards snark/sarcasm versus just saying what's really on your mind.

A jury in Florida has acquitted a 70-year-old Vietnam War veteran accused of shooting dead an actor half his age whom he caught having sex with his wife in the couple’s home.
It took the jurors two hours Thursday to clear retired Lt. Col. Ralph Wald of second-degree murder charges in the March 10 slaying of 32-year-old Walter Conley.
Prosecutors said Wald heard his wife, 41-year-old Johnna Lynn Flores, and Conley having sex in the living room of their Brandon home, grabbed a gun and shot the actor three times, killing him.

Marriage on the mend: Flores told reporters that her husband has '100 per cent' forgiven her, and the two plan to celebrate his acquittal with a trip to a Waffle House
The 70-year-old man, however, claimed self-defense, saying that he thought his wife was being raped.
Wald's attorney, Joe Episcopo, has built his defense around Florida 'stand your ground ' law, which says that a homeowner has no obligation to retreat when faced with an intruder on his property.
In court Thursday, the defendant said he does not regret shooting and killing his wife's lover, MyFox Tampa Bay reported.
'If the same thing happened again, I would do the same thing,’ Wald said. ‘I didn't think I did anything wrong.'
He then added: 'I had a problem, I found someone raping my wife. I took care of it. I got a gun and I shot him.
He also expressed hope that he and Flores would be able to salvage their marriage – a process that would likely require counselling for their sexual problems.
‘In fact, she would joke a lot with me … that we were a perfect couple,’ Wald said. ‘She didn't want to do it, and I couldn't do it.’
Outside the Hillsborough Circuit Court, Wald's philandering spouse gushed to the gathered reporters that she was 'elated' by her husband's acquittal.


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[Duchess]

Holy shit. Acquitted.

[username]

Holy shit. Acquitted.

Yeah and celebrating at Waffle House? Tacky.

[BlueTiki]

Sometimes I get impatient with your tendency towards snark/sarcasm versus just saying what's really on your mind.


The 70-year-old man, however, claimed self-defense, saying that he thought his wife was being raped.

*Sigh*

I was referring to (hinting at) wife beating and a poorly written law.

"Bitch came at me with a knife after I smacked her for not bringing me my sammich. She blocked the door and wouldn't let me leave . . . swinging that damned thing at me and threatening my masculinity, so . . . BAM! One blow to the head with a baseball bat and now I'm steppin' (over her dead body) out for a smoke."

Old geezer thinking his (almost thirty years his junior) wife being "raped" was a cute story but not one of domestic violence.

Understand me now, precious?

Do let me know if you and MS need anymore paint-by-number explanations.