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[sally]

Just the other night I got into a little tiff with my husband over the Zimmerman case. Had he punched me in my bitch face like he said he was going to do, I would have stabbed him right in the heart and claimed SYG.

[Midwest Spy]

Holy shit. Acquitted.

Yeah and celebrating at Waffle House? Tacky.

I've 'celebrated' at the Waffle House with my wife too. Just this past October actually.

Regardless of the way I build the experience up for her in her mind, she always remains unimpressed.

Why don't women get the appeal of that place?

[username]

I was referring to (hinting at) wife beating and a poorly written law.

What do you get from just hinting at your thoughts? Why not just lay them out without trying to present them as a riddle?

Weirdo.

[Clang McFly]

Bunch of rich bitches looking down their noses at us poor slobs in this thread(Duchess excluded).

Money does not not equal success/happiness.

How the fuck would you know? You've never had any.

A REAL man has success and happiness when he goes out in the world everyday and participates in being a productive member of society....unlike your worthless self.

Never=a few years? Nice to know. I worked from the time I was 15, I even had a part time job in the college dining room. It wasn't until 2002 at age 29 that my solid work history became spotty. Because of my pride and arrogance I gave up a good retail job making decent money. I was then out of work for a few years, was getting fed up living at home with my parents, so in 2006 I moved out to live with one of my brothers and his girlfriend in Rochester. My laziness, poor attitude sabotaged that and six months later I had to give up my Walmart job and move back home. Then a few months after I got back home, I got a job working for NY State in January of 2007 and move out and get my first(studio) apartment ever in Menands. Lack of proper training/coaching and rotating bosses and I'm fired from that job after 6 months. So not wanting to move back home I quickly scramble to get a job and end up working minimum wage at Dunkin' Donuts. Three weeks later after personality clashes with the boss and not being able to adjust to the overnight hours I quit that job and quickly find a call center job(Clifton Park) doing surveys for Verizon(December 2007). Its then back in August 2007 that I get saddled with my even lazier brother who is having job troubles of his own but is working at Friendly's at this time. So he moves into my already tiny studio apartment until my lease runs out. Shortly after we move into a 2BR apartment at Clifton Park(2008), he loses his Friendly's job where he was doing his management internship but quickly gets a job at McDonald's so he can finish the internship. It was then I was to learn my brother's super ways. He liked to party and socialize with his college buddies so he soon decided to do that instead of paying his half of the bills and expected me to cover his half on my meager minnimum wage salary. He also never wanted to help clean or cook(Ironic since he went to school for cooking and culinary management). This led to my mom helping us out financially but by 2010 she could do no more and had to file for bankruptcy and we were forced to move back home. I should mention that shortly before we came home my brother had a car accident and totalled his car so I like the good natured brother let him borrow my car for work so he wouldn't lose the internship, which meant I missed alot of work and so I had to give up my call center job or be fired. So then fast forward to 2013 and there we are.

[Jimbone]

So THAT'S what happened to Joe Piscopo! He slapped an 'e' in front of his last name and became a defense attorney in Florida!

[Clang McFly]

(Duchess excluded).

Why am I excluded?

Because you don't seem to flaunt your wealth as much as the other Mock ladies. Up until your recent mention of your horses, stables pool and horse pool I hadn't even realized you were wealthy. Trust me your exclusion is a compliment.

[BlueTiki]

Why don't women get the appeal of that place?

Next time tell her you're taking her to an establishment owned by the man who started the Ritz Carlton Hotel chain.

Bet her oral sex that it's true.

What do you get from just hinting at your thoughts? Why not just lay them out without trying to present them as a riddle?

Because this shit seems so obvious to me that offering an actual hand holding type statement either:

1.) Is insulting to seemingly intelligent members . . . like YOU.

2.) Makes me feel like I'm from Ohio.

3.) Is fucking HotD's job.

[Clang McFly]

Money does not not equal success/happiness.

Well in that case stop accepting it from the government then, motherfucker.

And disappoint mom even more? It was my mom that demanded we(me and my brother) get food stamps to help with the food bill since she was/is paying for our cars and other expenses.

[Clang McFly]

Not to mention he doesn't have a bedroom door and uses a sheet as a window treatment. Happy, Happy!

Actually, a few months ago I cleaned out one the "storage" rooms that had a door and converted it to a guest/my bedroom.

[sally]

Not to mention he doesn't have a bedroom door and uses a sheet as a window treatment. Happy, Happy!

Actually, a few months ago I cleaned out one the "storage" rooms that had a door and converted it to a guest/my bedroom.

Sweet! Now all you have to do is get a black light and put an AC unit in the window and it will really be kick ass. Maybe hang up a David Bowie poster.

[username]

Because this shit seems so obvious to me that offering an actual hand holding type statement either:

1.) Is insulting to seemingly intelligent members . . . like YOU.

2.) Makes me feel like I'm from Ohio.

3.) Is fucking HotD's job.

A husband shooting his wife's lover and claiming SYG is domestic violence.

If I were subject to domestic abuse, I would hope I lived in Florida. I'd shank him and feel pretty confident that I could give some reason that I feared for my life. The possibilities are endless.

[BlueTiki]

A husband shooting his wife's lover and claiming SYG is domestic violence.

Whatever.

To me, Pops was already protected under the statute's existing Home Protection section - 776.013 to be precise.

Hey . . . if shooting and killing your husband's mistress is defined as domestic violence in your book, then rock on!

Maybe I needed to specify spousal/domestic partner/parent/senior/child abuse as to not confuse those who actually take the time and flatter me by reading my crap.

You can always PM MS if I present as too esoteric or cryptic.

Remember . . . he understands all and speaks for the universe.

[username]

A husband shooting his wife's lover and claiming SYG is domestic violence.

Whatever.

To me, Pops was already protected under the statute's existing Home Protection section - 776.013 to be precise.

Hey . . . if shooting and killing your husband's mistress is defined as domestic violence in your book, then rock on!

Maybe I needed to specify spousal/domestic partner/parent/senior/child abuse as to not confuse those who actually take the time and flatter me by reading my crap.

You can always PM MS if I present as too esoteric or cryptic.

Remember . . . he understands all and speaks for the universe.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/24/justice/ac...ground-law





This all just reinforces to me that that law is fucked up; forget the racial accusations, it's just a fucked up law.

[Clang McFly]

Not to mention he doesn't have a bedroom door and uses a sheet as a window treatment. Happy, Happy!

Actually, a few months ago I cleaned out one the "storage" rooms that had a door and converted it to a guest/my bedroom.

Sweet! Now all you have to do is get a black light and put an AC unit in the window and it will really be kick ass. Maybe hang up a David Bowie poster.

It has an AC unit already. Maybe I'll hang a few Star Trek and/or Superman posters in there though.

[BlueTiki]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/24/justice/ac...ground-law
This all just reinforces to me that that law is fucked up; forget the racial accusations, it's just a fucked up law.

Uhhh, user . . . no one was shot, hurt or killed.

Thanks for sharing that wonderful article emphasizing SYG!

"Alexander, however, said she did not aim the gun at her husband. She said she fired into the air intending to scare him away, and Gray quickly left the house with his two children. No one was hurt in the incident, but Alexander sits in jail facing a 20-year sentence on three charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon."

Forget the racial accusations? Tell that to Sharpton and the NAACP.

The local NAACP believes race may have played a role.

"There's a double standard with stand your ground," said Isaiah Rumlin, president of the Jacksonville chapter of the NAACP. "The law is applied differently between African-Americans and whites who are involved in these types of cases," he said.

Online blogs are also raising the question of race. Last week, a spokeswoman for the Rev. Al Sharpton confirmed he, too, was looking into Alexander's story.

[Midwest Spy]

A husband shooting his wife's lover and claiming SYG is domestic violence.

Whatever.

To me, Pops was already protected under the statute's existing Home Protection section - 776.013 to be precise.

Hey . . . if shooting and killing your husband's mistress is defined as domestic violence in your book, then rock on!

Maybe I needed to specify spousal/domestic partner/parent/senior/child abuse as to not confuse those who actually take the time and flatter me by reading my crap.

You can always PM MS if I present as too esoteric or cryptic.

Remember . . . he understands all and speaks for the universe.

Tiki- you are brilliant.

Obviously you know far more about law than I ever will.

I'm actually flattered that you still bring my name up occasionally around here.

I worry that the rest of us aren't worthy to read the words you've written in regard to statutes, case law, etc.

I WILL talk baseball with you though, and feel very confident that I'm in your league.

[BlueTiki]

I worry that the rest of us aren't worthy to read the words you've written in regard to statutes, case law, etc.

Truer words were never written . . . you sniveling, patronizing little shit.

[username]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/24/justice/ac...ground-law
This all just reinforces to me that that law is fucked up; forget the racial accusations, it's just a fucked up law.

Uhhh, user . . . no one was shot, hurt or killed.

Thanks for sharing that wonderful article emphasizing SYG!

"Alexander, however, said she did not aim the gun at her husband. She said she fired into the air intending to scare him away, and Gray quickly left the house with his two children. No one was hurt in the incident, but Alexander sits in jail facing a 20-year sentence on three charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon."

So because she didn't kill the son of a bitch in a SYG defense, it's cool that she's facing a 20 year sentence?

What.the.fuck? If George had missed Trayvon, you'd agree with a 20 year sentence for him? Bwahaha!

[Midwest Spy]

I worry that the rest of us aren't worthy to read the words you've written in regard to statutes, case law, etc.

Truer words were never written . . . you sniveling, patronizing little shit.

I was being sincere.

I was NOT trying to patronize.

Why must you bring me down?

[BlueTiki]

What.the.fuck? If George had missed Trayvon, you'd agree with a 20 year sentence for him? Bwahaha!

Yeah, MS . . . that's what I'm thinking and would agree to.

Oh, wait! It's user.

I have no idea what tubbie would have been charged with if he discharged his weapon either directly at or away from Skittles.

She was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon - three charges (the two kids being there and all).

Maybe tubbie would have been charged with one count?

Illegal discharge of a weapon?

Reckless endangerment . . . who knows?

Oh wait . . . you do!

You know what I'm thinking and what I want.

Ask SC (after consulting with MS) and enlighten us all.