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[Cynical Ninja]

The Shiites appreciated that we were removing Saddam and the Sunnis.

Do you ever think before typing?

You do realise there are shiite militias working as part of the insurgency don't you? Targetting sunnis and coalition troops alike?

You did your reasearch and practised what you preached and “thought” before you typed right?

I'm going to rename you MSG, an unhealthy additive that nobody likes.

[HairOfTheDog]

or the old lady

I get the "old lady" one quite frequently & sometimes I encourage that train of thought. I say I'm pushin' 60 and I posted the pix to prove it.

I feel like 100 ys old some days, like yesterday and today. Probably look it too.

The "old lady" thing doesn't bother me either. I was referencing Adub's comment that I was actually my mother (which gets closer to being reality each day).

Another attempt to get MS bothered and nervous, I think. Assholes.

[Duchess]

I was referencing Adub's comment that I was actually my mother (which gets closer to being reality each day).

She must have missed the pix & posts showing you & User at the bar.

I've always known that you are all woman...lecher that I am.

[Midwest Spy]

or the old lady

I get the "old lady" one quite frequently & sometimes I encourage that train of thought. I say I'm pushin' 60 and I posted the pix to prove it.

The "old lady" thing doesn't bother me either. I was referencing Adub's comment that I was actually my mother (which gets closer to being reality each day).

Another attempt to get MS bothered and nervous, I think. Assholes.

Bothered and nervous that my Mock Sweetheart actually has a 10" schlong?

Nahhh.

[sally]

Or, as sally and user sometimes say, stuck with someone I can't stand for the sake of a little financial security.

I don't recall either one of us saying that. You wouldn't know anything about this because you're a work avoider, but the nice thing about working is that by the time you're 40 you're already financially secure.

So rest assured, If User and I ever divorce our husbands we will not be left picking shit particles off pennies we found under the couch.

[Donovan]

I'm coming up on my 20year anniversary with the company I work for in about 3 months. That's not exactly work avoidance any more than suffering through a shitty marriage to a wealthy jackass is considered "work." And neither is divorcing for the cash payout. Talk about being a parasite on society...if your chief contribution to the universe is whelping a couple brats, drinking yourself to sleep every night and sucking his dick once a year on his birthday, how have you made use of your time on the planet? And you have the nerve to bust Clang's balls?

[sally]

I'm coming up on my 20year anniversary with the company I work for in about 3 months. That's not exactly work avoidance any more than suffering through a shitty marriage to a wealthy jackass is considered "work." And neither is divorcing for the cash payout. Talk about being a parasite on society...if your chief contribution to the universe is whelping a couple brats, drinking yourself to sleep every night and sucking his dick once a year on his birthday, how have you made use of your time on the planet? And you have the nerve to bust Clang's balls?

Huh? When I met my husband he was poor. We both worked and started a business together that became successful. That's what you should have done instead of literally working for pennies the past 20 years.

And you're the one who has been bitching about your pain in the ass girlfriend for the past 3 months, you miserable pauper.

[username]

I don't know what the fuck Donovan is talking about. I owned my own home and had just bought myself a shiney, new car when I met my husband.

[Donovan]

Well congratulations to you both. Sounds like your lives are going swimmingly. Quick show of hands: who uses alcohol to self medicate nightly? Life is an experience, not a paycheck or a chore. If the pursuit of commas is your thing, have fun and mix another vodka tonic tonight. Perhaps this'll be the one that drowns those pesky regrets.

[BlueTiki]

If the pursuit of commas is your thing . . .

I'm, not sure, what this, if anything, really means.

"pursuit of commas"

[username]

If the pursuit of commas is your thing . . .

I'm, not sure, what this, if anything, really means?

"pursuit of commas"

$1,000?

[username]

Life is an experience, not a paycheck or a chore.

More deep thoughts from Donovan. Profound.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm coming up on my 20year anniversary with the company I work for in about 3 months.

They obviously value your twenty year contribution lichtspittle seeing as they haven't given you one single pay raise in two decades. If they had you would be able to pay for gas with folding money or a credit card and you wouldn't need to bum money from other people to buy your kids some jolly rancher at halloween douchebag.

What are they going to give you as a gift for 20 years sterling service lichtspittle? Some food stamps and a couponbook?

Bwhahahahaha! The devil farts in your face once again!

[Cynical Ninja]

Life is an experience, not a paycheck or a chore.

More deep thoughts from Donovan. Profound.

Life is something I would rather not experience on my knees looking for pennies down the back of my sofa.

[Cynical Ninja]

who uses alcohol to self medicate nightly?

People who can afford to which obviously doesn't include you donovan dimeless.

Cheers! Bottoms up! Its tap water and imported Chinese milk all round at lichtspittles house!

[username]

Life is an experience, not a paycheck or a chore.

More deep thoughts from Donovan. Profound.

Life is something I would rather not experience on my knees looking for pennies down the back of my sofa.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, it is kinda unbelievable that out of a mere 70 million married women in US, two of them who are secure in their marriages (financially and otherwise) would actually be posting at Mock.

What are the odds?!?!

Wait...

[sally]

If the pursuit of commas is your thing . . .

I'm, not sure, what this, if anything, really means.

"pursuit of commas"

Words of wisdom by Destitute Donny.

[Clang McFly]

And you have the nerve to bust Clang's balls?

I like when sally busts my balls though. She does it in a mean spirited, yet amusing way that always makes me laugh/cheers me up even if that wasn't the intended effect.

[BlueTiki]

. . . that always makes me laugh/cheers me up even if that wasn't the intended effect.

Awwww!

Sometimes you need cheering up?

I just so hard for me to imagine your life, like Dono's, would be anything but "an experience" of life's enchanting and wondrous moments.