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07-05-2013, 04:18 PM
(07-05-2013, 02:18 PM)Jimbone Wrote: El Wingador was also a cocaine dealer apparently... shame. No wonder he could eat so many chicken wings so fast.

Cocaine used to kill my appetite. Give me a doobie before and I'd be good to go for at least a dozen wings.
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07-05-2013, 04:20 PM
(07-05-2013, 04:18 PM)username Wrote: Cocaine used to kill my appetite. Give me a doobie before and I'd be good to go for at least a dozen wings.

You used to use cocaine?

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07-05-2013, 04:27 PM
(07-05-2013, 04:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-05-2013, 04:18 PM)username Wrote: Cocaine used to kill my appetite. Give me a doobie before and I'd be good to go for at least a dozen wings.

You used to use cocaine?

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hah

Oh...more than that. My late teens/early twenties were crazy. I only hope neither of my kids take after me in that regard. I pulled it together fortunately and quit all that stuff (except for very rare occasions) and had a good career until I decided to stay home with my kids.

I was completely out of control for awhile though. I once passed out in court and the paramedics had to come and take me to the hospital to pump my stomach. 50 That was the beginning of the end of my substance abuse.
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07-05-2013, 04:30 PM
Facing your fears might make you stronger but running away from them builds hamstrings.

hah I just noticed this.
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07-05-2013, 09:16 PM
(07-05-2013, 06:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:

*barf*

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(07-05-2013, 02:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ha! Yes, El Wingador, five time champion. hah

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07-05-2013, 09:21 PM
(07-05-2013, 04:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-05-2013, 04:18 PM)username Wrote: Cocaine used to kill my appetite. Give me a doobie before and I'd be good to go for at least a dozen wings.

You used to use cocaine?

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I would think most people in here have at least tried it once...I could be wrong.
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07-06-2013, 05:04 AM
(07-05-2013, 09:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I could be wrong.


Not when it comes to me but maybe when it comes to OTD and the rest of LC's sleuths.
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07-06-2013, 07:40 AM
(07-05-2013, 09:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I would think most people in here have at least tried it once...I could be wrong.

I've never had it, I had enough trouble with alcohol when I was younger I never even considered resorting to class A drugs.
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07-06-2013, 07:47 AM
(07-05-2013, 04:27 PM)username Wrote: I was completely out of control for awhile though. I once passed out in court and the paramedics had to come and take me to the hospital to pump my stomach. 50 That was the beginning of the end of my substance abuse.

Jesus christ! You have such an innocent looking face I never would have guessed, you certainly have hidden depths.

I thought my late teens/early twenties were fucked up but you take the biscuit user.

You da nigger!
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07-06-2013, 08:01 AM
(07-05-2013, 06:04 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It was disgusting, as in vomit inducing gross. Bulging cheeks, chewed food spilling from his mouth. Yuk.

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07-06-2013, 10:31 AM
Cripe..I can barely eat two. And only of I go with just one bun.
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07-06-2013, 11:26 AM
I wouldn't eat one, they basically consist of livestocks eyelashes, hooves, ballsacks and lips.

I don't eat processed meat.
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07-06-2013, 11:41 AM
(07-06-2013, 07:47 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You da nigger!

hah I want to be like a French pastry...what was that Tiki called them...Niggettes?
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07-06-2013, 01:00 PM
(07-06-2013, 11:41 AM)username Wrote: hah I want to be like a French pastry...what was that Tiki called them...Niggettes?

Were you a nymphomaniac when you were younger as well? As in my fantasy?
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07-06-2013, 01:16 PM
You sick man.
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07-06-2013, 01:27 PM
(07-06-2013, 01:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Were you a nymphomaniac when you were younger as well?


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07-06-2013, 01:56 PM
(07-06-2013, 01:16 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: You sick man.

Sorry I forgot the real way to a womans heart is to show her pictures of mutilated corpses.
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07-06-2013, 02:05 PM
thats not a denial.
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07-06-2013, 03:52 PM
It is a slap in the face to starving kids everywhere. The hot dogs, not the cocaine. Although I guess the cocaine could be considered a slap in the face too.
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07-06-2013, 03:54 PM
Nathans hotdogs suck too. Vienna hotdogs are the best.
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