HEY, NOOB. C'MERE

[Duchess]

When you register & don't post within 90 days your account disappears. It's like you were never here at all. *POOF*

I have a genuine interest in wanting to know why you all would take the time to register & then not make a single post. What's up with that?

[Midwest Spy]

Ummm....

They're scared Comical Ninja is going to go all Last Boy Scout on their ass?

[Cynical Ninja]

Midwest lie has spoken the general consensus of everyone on the planet on this subject has thus been revealed.

Amen.

[Midwest Spy]

Midwest lie has spoken the general consensus of everyone on the planet on this subject has thus been revealed.

Amen.

C'mon.

That was strictly MY theory.

Hadn't had the time yet to form a group consensus.

BTW, hope you have a great time in Norways fjords. One of the most beautiful places I've seen.

[Cynical Ninja]

I've been to Sweden a couple of times when I was a pro skateboarder really enjoyed that Stockholm is a great city with fit blonde ladies as far as the eye could see.
Drink was really expensive though spent nearly all the money I was paid to be there on booze.
Never been on a Fjord before though.

[Eat Shit And Die]

you were Pro skater, I know a bunch from the late 80s early 90s.

[Cynical Ninja]

I skated under my real name and I'm not that crazy about mentioning my real name some elders will know it but I'm more paranoid than I used to be.

I was a pro for about 5 years then I got injured and I couldn't do ramps and jumps anymore and i was a transitional and mini ramp skater so I was fucked.

[BlueTiki]

Never been on a Fjord before though.

I want a 2013 Fjord F150 King Ranch Edition.

No . . . I deserve one.

[Eat Shit And Die]

I skated under my real name and I'm not that crazy about mentioning my real name some elders will know it but I'm more paranoid than I used to be.

I was a pro for about 5 years then I got injured and I couldn't do ramps and jumps anymore and i was a transitional and mini ramp skater so I was fucked.

I never asked for you name I was just wanting to know some of the people u skated with as I know personally a few that were pro ramp skaters in them years.

[Cynical Ninja]

Namedropping is not really my style but the most famous guys I've worked with were probably the guys from Dirty Sanchez before they got famous on MTV. Matt Pritchard, Lee Dainton and Mike Locke, three Welsh lunatics who would drink bars dry and take any drug going from LSD to ketamine. They sometimes didn't even get past customs they were that notorious.

[Donovan]

Cinnamon very conveniently doesn't like to toot his own horn about his celebrity status. I think I'll just callbullshit right now.

[ramseycat]

CN is making it up.

People register here thinking they will be able to see the rest of the forum. Then they get scared off after reading.

[Donovan]

Cinnamon Nutmeg is to pro skating what ImaDick was to photographing insects.

[BlueTiki]

Cinnamon very conveniently doesn't like to toot his own horn about his celebrity status. I think I'll just callbullshit right now.

Nope.

He knows too many of the "old school" guys whose names aren't found easily on the net.

We've PM'd about this . . . he knows his shit and his skater claim is solid.

BTW - My brother was a pro skater. That's how I know.

And it's one of the "family's" businesses for almost 40 years.

[Donovan]

Well that's good enough for me. Oh wait, no it isn't. Any as what can claim to know this guy and that guy and be correct. But knowing a dude's name isn't being "a worldwide pro skater" any more than being in the audience for Dr. Phil makes you a TV star or a surgeon.
I've known my share of wannabe and pro sports figures over the years, and to a man every one of them was a glory hound about their skill set. If cinnamon was really any kind of skater he'd be posting video. Bullshit, again.

[Duchess]

Pete Rose was my parent's neighbor.

[BlueTiki]

But knowing a dude's name isn't being "a worldwide pro skater" any more than being in the audience for Dr. Phil makes you a TV star or a surgeon.
I've known my share of wannabe and pro sports figures over the years, and to a man every one of them was a glory hound about their skill set. If cinnamon was really any kind of skater he'd be posting video. Bullshit, again.

Hey, stupid . . . he knows more than the names of the skaters.

Like I said, my brother was a skater and they both were sponsored by the same team and agent.

Now . . . post a video of your employment so we can verify that, too.

[Donovan]

Already did, way back when. Go fuck yourself if you can't find it. Meanwhile, you have no credibility to lend to his lies so why are you still posting? You're a nonentity.

[BlueTiki]

You're a nonentity.

Who continues to make you dance.

Obsessive fucker!

[Cynical Ninja]

You are free to believe whether or not I was a pro skater I am not arrogant or a show off and I certainly don't need to massage my ego or prove or justify myself by posting video footage of myself skating.

The footage is out there, if I did post footage here douchebags like my little lichtspittle would just say “that's not you”, “that looks fake” blah blah blah.