AND THE WINNER IS...

[Jimbone]

Jesus, not even an 'also ran' mention for me.

And Duchess was raised by nuns? As in lived in a convent?

[Midwest Spy]

Jesus, not even an 'also ran' mention for me.

And Duchess was raised by nuns? As in lived in a convent?

Yeah, what's worse?

Being in the bottom three right next to Clang or omitted?

Poll the ladies...

[aussiefriend]

I have to say this, that guy who won that competition is every woman's worst nightmare. Can you imagine unwrapping that gift at Christmas time? No shit he is single. He could at least work out, it is like he is deliberately advertising that he wants to be single for the rest of his life. He is obese along with his deformity. His penis is so small it would be just the same if he didn't have one at all. It's a horror show, a frightful sight. If he was gay, he would have no choice but to be a 'bottom'. I am surprised if his macho men friends have any respect for him, because a prerequisite for that 'man club' is a penis. It is debatable whether that even passes as a legitimate penis.

[crash]

C'mon spy, we know your real top three is;

1. Has two legs
2. Has heartbeat
3. Walks upright

I've had a few dreams about some women here. I guess for that reason only they'd make the top three. But then there'd be the funniest three, the sexiest three, the smartest three, the sassiest three and the just want to push against a wall and fuck like an animal three.

Too many threes to list.

[Jimbone]

Yeah, what's worse?

Being in the bottom three right next to Clang or omitted?

Poll the ladies...

I prefer omission to bottom of list with Clunk.

C'mon spy, we know your real top three is;

1. Has two legs
2. Has heartbeat
3. Walks upright

I'm fairly sure all of those things listed are completely optional to MS. He is a equal opportunity cocksman.

[HairOfTheDog]

Even though I suspect you have a 10 inch schlong and a pancake ass...

That's okay, sally.

I suspect that you have to straddle the toilet standing to avoid squishing your massive balls.

[sally]

Even though I suspect you have a 10 inch schlong and a pancake ass...

That's okay, sally.

I suspect that you have to straddle the toilet standing to avoid squishing your massive balls.

Yeah it's kind of a pain in the ass, probably something we share in common. Life is tough when you're surrounded by butt hurt manginas.

[FAHQTOO]

I have to say this, that guy who won that competition is every woman's worst nightmare. Can you imagine unwrapping that gift at Christmas time? No shit he is single. He could at least work out, it is like he is deliberately advertising that he wants to be single for the rest of his life. He is obese along with his deformity. His penis is so small it would be just the same if he didn't have one at all. It's a horror show, a frightful sight. If he was gay, he would have no choice but to be a 'bottom'. I am surprised if his macho men friends have any respect for him, because a prerequisite for that 'man club' is a penis. It is debatable whether that even passes as a legitimate penis.

If you're talking about Crash or ESAD then fuck you.

And heres a punch in the face for good measure, crazy lady.



I don't suppose you'd want to share your top 3, would you?

[HairOfTheDog]

I think aussie was talking about Nick, the guy in the OP, FAHQTOO.

In any event, after all those lecturing posts about the insensitivity of those who judge others on appearance, it turns out that my friend aussie is a prejudiced penis profiler.

As if the guy has any control over his level of endowment. I hope he doesn't read here. If he sees that post, it could bring on some mental health issues, or worse...

[FAHQTOO]

I think aussie was talking about Nick, the guy in the OP, FAHQTOO.

In any event, after all those lecturing posts about the insensitivity of those who judge others on appearance, it turns out that my friend aussie is a prejudiced penis profiler.

As if the guy has any control over his level of endowment. I hope he doesn't read here. If he sees that post, it could bring on some mental health issues, or worse...

Well shit... I haven't been paying attention to the actual topic of the thread.

I should probably apologize to Aussie...

I thought she was talking about the top 3 of Mock.

[crash]

No, lucky for you; I have no chance of winning one of these competitions..

Sure you do...unlike the bottom 3 losers, you're in my top 2.

Well shit... I haven't been paying attention to the actual topic of the thread. :

No, no you haven't.

[aussiefriend]

I think aussie was talking about Nick, the guy in the OP, FAHQTOO.

In any event, after all those lecturing posts about the insensitivity of those who judge others on appearance, it turns out that my friend aussie is a prejudiced penis profiler.

As if the guy has any control over his level of endowment. I hope he doesn't read here. If he sees that post, it could bring on some mental health issues, or worse...

Well shit... I haven't been paying attention to the actual topic of the thread.

I should probably apologize to Aussie...

I thought she was talking about the top 3 of Mock.

love it love it love it. I liked your initial reaction. Just imagine though, how bad would it be going out with that guy? He should at least work out at the gym. I mean, the whole package is revolting.

[Duchess]

And Duchess was raised by nuns? As in lived in a convent?

My parents raised me, the nuns educated me.

[Duchess]

Mock's fuck chain. Hahaha. I wish there was a thread on the front page that screams - MOCK'S FUCK CHAIN. *applauds*

I've liked that expression ever since I first heard FQ2 refer to it.

[sally]

I've had a few dreams about some women here. I guess for that reason only they'd make the top three.

I've had dreams about people here, but I don't know if they'd make the top three. The one I remember most clearly was of all people Clang, he was a customer service rep at Bright House Cable. It's unfortunate that the best paying job he ever had was in my dream.