Would you say I'm an asshole

[Duchess]

Sonofabitch! I'm on my way to get Max right now! I've coveted that dog for years. Maxie.

[Maggot]

I just want to let them run without me, is that such a bad thing? They come right back home. Dogs shit in my yard all the time and I don't make a big deal out of it. They run to the cemetery and come right back, it's what they want to do more than anything in the world. They want to run free. Why should I stop them?

Do they ever come back with bones?

[Cynical Ninja]

All pet dogs and cats should be neutered. No wonder your dogs are fucking running amock they are being driven by the innate need to somehow empty their nutsacks much like a horny teenager.

Your dogs are horny teenagers and its your husbands fault, slap him across the chops and make him deal with them from now on the stoopid tosspot.

[Mohammed]

Yeah, and since you're at it, kick him in the balls too! The fucker bringing all that unnecessary misery upon you, how dare he!!

Call me.

[BlueTiki]

They want to run, and now they're older and come back home. I know it's very irresponsible to let them out on their own , but it's what they crave, and frankly I just can't deal with it anymore.

They're not vicious so that's not a concern.

Jeezus . . . you live in Florida, they like to run and they're not vicious?

FFS, you irresponsible bitch!!

Dress 'em in hoodies and let them run in Zimmerman's neighborhood.

[sally]

I've decided not to let them out on their own anymore. My neighbor just threw a bag of shit on my door step...

[Maggot]

I've decided not to let them out on their own anymore. My neighbor just threw a bag of shit on my door step...

You're damn lucky they didn't light it on fire.

[ramseycat]

I've decided not to let them out on their own anymore. My neighbor just threw a bag of shit on my door step...

[Duchess]

So...what's going on with the dogs? Is it up to you to walk two dogs while pushing a baby carriage?

[sally]

Yep, it's up to me too walk them. No one else is willing to do it and they don't seem to feel one bit guilty about it either. I'm going to start forcing the kids to do it, there's no way in hell I'm hiring a dog walker when I have those two around.

It's already bad enough that I have a lawn service and I'm thinking about hiring a maid. I've also thought about hiring someone to clean up the dog poop in the back yard since my son does such a half assed job at it. There actually is a dog poop cleaning service here.

[ramseycat]

I feel your pain. Mine won't walk the dogs either. Thing 1 begged for a dog. Got him one last summer and I'm the one taking cars of him. It pisses me off.

[Duchess]

What do you mean "won't"? You're the mother, he's the kid, you're the one with all the power, right?

Had I ever refused to do something one of my parents told me to do, I'd be in some deep shit.

You are enabling your son, Ramsey. Enabler!

[ramseycat]

You're right Duchess. I just can't ignore Jethro. I've threatened to get rid of him but I can't do it. I've bitched. Punished. Taken things away. He will be good for awhile then he slacks off.

[sally]

You're right Duchess. I just can't ignore Jethro. I've threatened to get rid of him but I can't do it. I've bitched. Punished. Taken things away. He will be good for awhile then he slacks off.

Same here. Then my son has the nerve to say he wants to get a Corgi. Yeah, I need a Corgi like a fucking hole in the head.

[Duchess]

What's most important to him? Are you still letting him practice driving? He has something that means a great deal to him, use that as leverage. He needs to know there will be a consequence to pay for refusing you. How come I know this & you don't?

[Duchess]

Oops. Failure to quote.

[ramseycat]

I DO know this. It's a lot harder to do than say. And no he isn't driving. The worst thing I could do is get rid of Jethro but I can't do it.

[Duchess]

Of course you can't, I know you love that dog.

Taking away my social life always worked on me. Does it work on guys?

[ramseycat]

I do love my puppy! He is such a big goober. He is so funny. Thing 2's friend David sets him off whenever he is in the house. Jethro barks and growls like a freak. IDK why he doesn't like him.

Cutting off their social life is more of a punishment to me then them because then they at home and bugging the shit out of me. Lol

[username]

As long as they're not driving (or even if they are I suppose), you could always say "I'll take you there (or give you the keys)..." after you walk the dog.

I might even try that when I get home.