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Favorite hotsauce?
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08-19-2012, 12:19 AM
(08-19-2012, 12:16 AM)sally Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:06 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I plan on taking my date to Taco Bell...where afterwards we can take turns "running for the border" in between lovemaking. Jesus Christ, Sally. Have a sense of humor. I wouldn't really do that. I was only kidding. 
08-19-2012, 12:36 AM
(08-19-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:16 AM)sally Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:06 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I plan on taking my date to Taco Bell...where afterwards we can take turns "running for the border" in between lovemaking. Translation: I'm cheap and really would take my date to Taco Bell for dinner. When she shits herself and wipes her ass with my mom's decorative towels because we never have toilet paper, that would be due to cause and effect and not karma.
08-19-2012, 01:29 AM
(08-19-2012, 12:36 AM)sally Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:16 AM)sally Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:06 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I plan on taking my date to Taco Bell...where afterwards we can take turns "running for the border" in between lovemaking. Are you serious?...my mom has tons of toilet paper...she's a one woman diarrhea factory. Seriously...we'll buy a 20 roll pack and then she'll tell us to go out and buy another one because she might have diarrhea. Golden Corral ain't cheap...its an $11 buffet...brisket...ribs...chocolate fountain...cotton candy... My mom don't have decorative towels...she's lucky if she can keep Dad from pissing on the walls and floor. 
08-19-2012, 01:37 AM
Golden Corral is cheap.
So how do you figure they filter that chocolate fountain anyway?
08-19-2012, 03:03 AM
08-19-2012, 12:42 PM
08-19-2012, 09:59 PM
I never jumped on the hot suace love bus. But I did eat some stuff once just to be nice and it tore me a new asshole the next day. How do you stop that from happening?
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08-20-2012, 08:47 AM
I can't stand hot sauce. There is nothing enjoyable about a meal that burns the shit out of your mouth and has me crying like a baby.
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08-08-2013, 10:00 PM
I always mock my family members who are on Facebook and take/post pictures of their food when we eat out.
Well, tonight I did it!  Went up the street to have a crab enchilada and this was sitting on the table; had to take a shot for Big Sal with my crappy phone cam. ![[Image: image1_zps1eb41e57.jpg?t=1375927172]](http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s500/HairOfTheDog1337/image1_zps1eb41e57.jpg?t=1375927172) I didn't try it because the enchilada was perfect as it was, but my friend said it was some pretty hot shit. 
08-08-2013, 10:09 PM
Too damned funny!
Hey . . . back in the day, on Clement, a guy by the name of Carl English had a BBQ joint called the Firehouse. His sauces were rated from 1 to 5 alarm, indicating the amount of "fire". You familiar with the place, the man or the product? 
08-08-2013, 10:19 PM
I went to a dedicated hot sauce shop in New Orleans back in May, Pepper Palace I think, down near Bourbon Street. They had some really great sauces. I bought three bottles;
McCains Torture Ass in Hell and a bottle of Sauce Bitch. I've eaten all the sauce bitch. It was great. I could have spent hours in that shop and bought home a suitcase full.
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08-08-2013, 10:27 PM
(08-08-2013, 10:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Too damned funny! I love the Firehouse! Still there, still a cool little joint when last I stopped in a couple of years back. One of my friends moved to Oregon in 2010. He's a fellow fire-eater and lived about 1⁄2 mile from the Firehouse for a while, so we hung out there a couple of times a month. I'm big on hot sauce, but don't recall if I ever tried their house brand. We did a lot of drinking there too. My friend was in the restaurant industry here for about 20 years before he moved, so he knows a lot of the restaurant owners in the city; me, not so much. So, I'm not sure if Mr. English is still the proprietor, but I'll ask next time we talk.
08-08-2013, 10:28 PM
I've actually tried the Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally. Child's play.
They have a Pepper Palace here in St. Augustine where you can try as many as you want from level one to 20 and anything after that you have to sign a waiver in case you choke to death. I bought the hottest one they had and enjoy trying it out on my son's friends.
08-08-2013, 10:33 PM
08-08-2013, 10:48 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Seriously though, the one I have is so hot that if you dab a bit on your tongue in the winter you could stay warm while naked in a snow storm.
08-08-2013, 11:00 PM
(08-08-2013, 10:28 PM)sally Wrote: I've actually tried the Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally. Child's play. Yeah, my neighbor's a cool lady and a good friend, but she's kinda wimpy when it comes to hot/spicy food or anything she thinks is "exotic'. I was surprised she dashed a little on her eggs. I got a bottle of Ass Kickin' Ghost for Christmas. It's pretty hot, to me. I use it a lot and still have about 1⁄4 bottle left. 
08-15-2013, 06:46 AM
My favorite hot sauces are "Devilish Duchess' Dip", "Blue Chili Tikki", "Salivating Sally" and of course, "HairOfTheDog", a brand from San Francisco that revokes memories of torture session how they must have been in Alcatraz before waterboarding became popular.
Then there's also a somewhat bland brand called "Username", but due to it's wide distribution, pretty much everybody dipped their Nacho's into that one.
08-15-2013, 08:25 AM
That "HairOfTheDog" sauce sounds ultra mild.
If it's so soothing as to erase painful memories and history, that's kinda cool, but not so hot. You should try, "NO MO, LARRY!". It's so hot, it turned Curly from straight. Just a little dab'll do ya. |
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