I caught a cat burglar

[D]

I caught me a cat burglar this evening.

[Middle Finger]

What are you, a 60 year old corn ball?

[D]

What are you, a 60 year old corn ball?

Yes, why yes I am. Next time I'll make sure its a body pillow instead of a cat. And then I'll make sure the trigger gets pulled. I can see the headlines now:

"MF's Body Pillow Shot While Committing a Home Invasion!"

[Liquid]

is that a real picture you took?
if yes, is that a real gun?
if yes, what type of gun is it.

Thank you.

[D]

No, Unknown, Unknown

All three of the pics I posted at the same time I found while looking through an old hard drive I was getting ready to format and reuse.

[Cynical Ninja]

No, Unknown, Unknown

All three of the pics I posted at the same time I found while looking through an old hard drive I was getting ready to format and reuse.

Please feel free NOT to share with us the unfunny flotsam and jetsam from your old hard drive.

Capiche?

[D]

Sure thing, since its formatted now. Go back to fisting MF & jizzing on his body pillows.

[Cynical Ninja]

Sure thing, since its formatted now. Go back to fisting MF & jizzing on his body pillows.

Thanks I will.

Making up anecdotes about graphic and disgusting sexual practices is generally more entertaining than posting photographs that are older than the internet.