I feel like I'm having to take my clothes off

[trujac]

Hope I'm in the right classroom for the intros. Why am I here? Because you all are my kin folk theoretically. I have enjoyed reading almost everyone's take on the Jody Arias case. Didn't agree with some of the opinions. But hey, the level of intelligent discourse makes all the difference--I respect people who think for themselves. The colorful, insightful, and sometimes cynical comments here is what motivates me to be part of this wretched website, lol.

[Maggot]

Go to the salvation army and buy a nice burka, that way when you wash your clothes again you will have something to wear.

[Maggot]

Hope I'm in the right classroom for the intros. Why am I here? Because you all are my kin folk theoretically. I have enjoyed reading almost everyone's take on the Jody Arias case. Didn't agree with some of the opinions. But hey, the level of intelligent discourse makes all the difference--I respect people who think for themselves. The colorful, insightful, and sometimes cynical comments here is what motivates me to be part of this wretched website, lol.

That was such a great intro though, how come you never joined the conversation before "Oh Mighty naked sow"?

[Jimbone]

Wretched website?

Have you seen other parts of the interwebs? Mock and her members are pretty fucking high brow comparably.

Also, there actually is a nude photo requirement to be a member.

[Maggot]

Wretched website?

Have you seen other parts of the interwebs? Mock and her members are pretty fucking high brow comparably.

Also, there actually is a nude photo requirement to be a member.

I forgot about that. You look first................OK?

[HairOfTheDog]

Hope I'm in the right classroom for the intros. Why am I here? Because you all are my kin folk theoretically.

You're in the right place, trujac.

The intro thread is a sort of orientation to Mock and its members.

Orientation Tip 1: You might consider bringing @username a nice juicy apple (or a bottle of $6 wine) next time. She can be a bit bitchy, but can be bought.

I have enjoyed reading almost everyone's take on the Jody Arias case. Didn't agree with some of the opinions.

It was The Kid and Jimbone's opinions that Arias has a ghastly gaping asshole that rubbed you the wrong way, right? They're judgmental like that.

Orientation Tip 2: When selecting which obligatory nude pic to post, the full frontal selfie is typically the most effective in winning friends and influencing people here.

But hey, the level of intelligent discourse makes all the difference--I respect people who think for themselves.

Yeah, you say that now.

Wait til you get a load of aussiefriend's original thoughts and opinions.

Orientation Tip 3: the eyeroll emoticon is in the middle left of the smilie menu.

The colorful, insightful, and sometimes cynical comments here is what motivates me to be part of this wretched website, lol.

Well then, dive right in. Let it all hang out and show us what you've got.

Orientation Tip 4: Beware - Midwest Spy will attempt to grope it, whatever "it" is.


Good luck, trujac.

If you graduate from this thread without crying too hard, see you in the halls of Mock.

[HairOfTheDog]

Also, there actually is a nude photo requirement to be a member.

You say that to all the new guys!

And, it's appreciated.

There's a Men of Mock calendar currently under consideration. The more pics available, the better chance of an accurate ROI analysis.

[Duchess]

*gasp* Did that person just call my baby wretched. The nerve.

Wretched defined is - of poor quality - very bad - of unfortunate state.

Ima fuck you up.

Was that too scary? I'm really a pussycat. Rawr.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Welcome to the forum.

[ramseycat]

Good morning. Welcome to Mock. Be careful.

[QueenBee]

Hi there. Now get an avatar!!!!

[BlueTiki]

Why am I here? Because you all are my kin folk theoretically.

Didn't agree with some of the opinions.

Then, theoretically, you are one of the dead beat relations owing me money.

No more handouts!

I suggest you contact our resident food stamp recipient and pedophile, Clang, to sustain your needs.

You MUST agree with all opinions if you choose to be a Mock member . . . it's in the "Newbie's: Read This First" fine print.

[Maggot]

How do you starve a liberal..........
Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.....

[Cynical Ninja]

Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.....

Stop it, you are giving Clangs mother ideas.

[Eat Shit And Die]

googled trujac...

[username]

googled trujac...

Me too. I didn't find much but my search engine asked if I meant Trojan.



So trujac, you think Jodi will get the death penalty? huh?

[BlueTiki]

If you graduate from this thread without crying too hard, see you in the halls of Mock.

Damned user whipped out the rubber and scared this one off.

Spy's gonna be pissed.

[HairOfTheDog]

If you graduate from this thread without crying too hard, see you in the halls of Mock.

Damned user whipped out the rubber and scared this one off.

Spy's gonna be pissed.

For some reason, I sense that trujac is a guy, but sex is "undisclosed" in his/her profile.

User's smart. She carries the "her pleasure" brand condom.

So, if trujac is either a female or a male who likes to please the ladies, he/she will probably wander back in.

The only real justification for trujac going long-term AWOL is if he is a selfish prick!

[username]

He's probably just busy sucking B2G's cock.

[BlueTiki]

He's probably just busy sucking B2G's cock.

Is that BG1's "sister"?