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(11-09-2013, 04:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: (11-08-2013, 07:30 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: are you kidding me?
Not unless men can get pregnant and I unknowingly developed supersperm that can shoot across an ocean.
you should be quiet and jobhunt, then with a job and your own place maybe you can find a similar mind fucked whale sub, who will let you practice the act needed to get her pregnant. sperm whale.
(11-09-2013, 05:48 AM)Duchess Wrote: (11-09-2013, 03:56 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I wake up at around 6am every morning work or not, does my head in.
You have an internal alarm clock. 
sometimes I wish I didn't. my missus can sleep in all day when she wishes to.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Eat Shit And Die Wrote: you should be quiet and jobhunt, then with a job and your own place maybe you can find a similar mind fucked whale sub, who will let you practice the act needed to get her pregnant. ironically, I won this IPod while job searching. Having too much fun playing around with it,but I plan to eventually use it to jobcunt.
Me quiet? No!! Never again! My quiet nature is partly why I am in my current life situation.
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(11-09-2013, 02:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Eat Shit And Die Wrote: you should be quiet and jobhunt, then with a job and your own place maybe you can find a similar mind fucked whale sub, who will let you practice the act needed to get her pregnant. ironically, I won this IPod while job searching. Having too much fun playing around with it,but I plan to eventually use it to jobcunt.
Me quiet? No!! Never again! My quiet nature is partly why I am in my current life situation.
Get a job you lazy nigglet.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(11-09-2013, 02:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: jobcunt.
No, what Oliver Twist actually said was “get a job......cunt”.
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I am applying for jobs, going on job interviews and attending job fairs. What more would you have me do, cuntface cumlicker?
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Greetings CN, my brother! I trust today finds thee well? Namaste.
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(11-09-2013, 04:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I am applying for jobs, going on job interviews and attending job fairs. What more would you have me do, cuntface cumlicker?
Work for welfare. One of the few good policies of president chimp jnr. You should be busing your fat ass to an out of town mall to serve taffy to other fat asses who actually pay taxes to get your welfare cheque numb nuts.
Could you be anymore worthless? You should stick your face in a meat grinder and go and live alone in the woods fucknut.
There's only one person squeezing into XXXXXL Beyone hotpants and licking cum and its you douchebag.
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Work for welfare? Lulz. My mom runs a fairly tight ship if I don't do as she commands I no get my "emergency" money. Anything less than a full time job is unacceptable to Captain Mom.
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(11-09-2013, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Work for welfare? Lulz. My mom runs a fairly tight ship if I don't do as she commands I no get my "emergency" money. Anything less than a full time job is unacceptable to Captain Mom.
I would say you pottering around doing menial "house tasks" (which most of us do around our full time jobs, might I add) is substantially less than doing work for welfare you lazy goit.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Is pottering the same as puttering, only the British version? I enjoy the hell out of puttering. I puttered today as a matter of fact. After I watch a couple more tutorials I may putter some more.
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pottering around, is just like shuffling about slowly not really doing much.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Ah..gotcha. Puttering is the opposite of pottering then.
Don't mind me. I'm a little buzzed. Puff Puff Pass. Cheers!
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I barely smoke weed now not had a joint in weeks. bad weather, I like smoking at the parks and beaches...
cheers tho 
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(11-09-2013, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Work for welfare? Lulz. My mom runs a fairly tight ship if I don't do as she commands I no get my "emergency" money. Anything less than a full time job is unacceptable to Captain Mom.
You are the same age as me and your mother is still ordering you around like a little boy and giving you an allowance. No wonder she wants you to get your fat arse into gear and get a proper full time job like everyone else with half a brain.
But what could you do? You didn't even have the intellectual capacity to flip fucking burgers for a living. Could you manage standing in the street holding a “new condos this way” sign? Are you capable of standing still while holding something clunge mcfly?
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(11-09-2013, 06:47 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: I would say you pottering around doing menial "house tasks" (which most of us do around our full time jobs, might I add) is substantially less than doing work for welfare you lazy goit.
Say a little prayer for the likes of clang Oliver compared to him you look like fucking Richard Branson even if are just a professional furniture monkey like the old PG Tips adverts.
Lol.
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Another week...
Sometimes trying to get healthier backfires.
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Oh shit! 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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