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#1
08-17-2013, 02:32 PM
Hello i am Dominic from Canada and I like this forum too much. I found a lot of learning and entertaining material on this forum. So, I have decide to join this forum. I am very glad to became a member of this forum. I hope my stay on this forum real good and according to my expectations.Smiley_emoticons_smileSmiley_emoticons_smileSmiley_emoticons_smileSmiley_emoticons_smile
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08-17-2013, 02:43 PM
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08-17-2013, 02:54 PM
Hello, Dominic.

Just a few quick questions to help us learn a little more about you.

There are no right or wrong answers and the quiz isn't mandatory, just a request if you don't mind indulging us.

1. How do you feel about snorting the cremated ashes of hot women or the ashes of your foe's dead relatives?

2. Chili - with beans or without beans? (Do you eat chili in Canada?)

3. Do you find women who'd rather go out for a few drinks and live music to be less feminine than those who prefer to stay in and converse about shoes, handbags, and household appliances?

4. How deep is your love?

Welcome...
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08-17-2013, 02:55 PM
Well shit, I was just getting my quiz on.

What did Dominic do, Duchess?
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08-17-2013, 02:56 PM


Unfortunately, Dominic is a dothead from Pakistan & he had to go. Had I caught him before he posted I would have used our goodbye spammer tool on him.
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08-17-2013, 09:06 PM
What do the spammers from India want with little old us?
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08-17-2013, 11:11 PM
They want to sell you a bigger dick
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08-18-2013, 03:40 AM
The fact he used the word forum in every sentence was a bit of a giveaway.

“Forum, forum, forum, forum, forum, paki, paki, paki, thank you please”.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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03-22-2014, 01:48 AM
I am new to this forum and found some interesting discussions here. Hence would like to contribute here.
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03-22-2014, 05:47 AM
(03-22-2014, 01:48 AM)kaamil20 Wrote: I am new to this forum and found some interesting discussions here. Hence I would like to attempt to make myself seem like a new poster that's interested in participating in this forum, when I'm really a spammer that will soon start dropping links in my posts for cheap Viagra.

Fixed for accuracy.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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03-22-2014, 07:11 AM


I hit the dot-head with a lightening bolt from my ban hammer. Dramaqueen
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03-26-2014, 10:36 PM
He talks just like the tech people I call when I am having computer problems......
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03-27-2014, 07:02 AM


Ha! That's because so many of them are dot-heads.
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03-27-2014, 08:19 PM
I know....haha...and I never can understand a word they say!
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04-01-2014, 02:38 AM
Hello dear. Nice to see you here. you are in right place to learn something great in you life.
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04-01-2014, 04:11 AM
(04-01-2014, 02:38 AM)salar521 Wrote: Hello dear. Nice to see you here. you are in right place to learn something great in you life.

Hey, stoopid!

You are in right place to be laughed at . . . often and with good cause.
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04-01-2014, 05:18 AM


Another dothead.
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