WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH

[Midwest Spy]

in the kingdom of Mock.

This is a place to opine about a man, woman (or both) whom you feel is sporting the biggest 'retro' 70's style bush.

You feel these people have never once trimmed their nether regions.

I'll go first:

Woman: HotD. She's kind of a Love Child from back in the day and may actually know Johnny Holmes and Ron Jeremy (not to mention Harry Reams).

This is not meant in a disparaging way. I'm not insinuating HotD has actually starred in any 70's porn.

Ramsey, Aussie and Duchess are close seconds.

[ramseycat]

Ah yea, no.

[Maggot]

When I think "hair" I think "spontaneous combustion", even contemplation might drive me mad. But.......at that point, why would you stop?

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, MS, you're batting a thousand, as usual.

-Not sporting an afro, nor do I have hairy legs and underarms.

-Not a "love child"; my parents were married and barely even liked each other when I was conceived and born.

- I'm the same age as rams, not Tommy Tourette, FFS. So, by the time I starred in my first furry porn film, Jeremy, Holmes and Reams were either dead or half dead.

Oh...and, you're an effin' perv, MS.

[Midwest Spy]

I've got a buddy whose mouth waters at the thought of a wild, unruly bush (on a woman, of course).

[Midwest Spy]

Well, MS, you're batting a thousand, as usual.

Oh...and, you're an effin' perv, MS.

You do realize that it takes a special talent to be wrong all of the time don't you?

It's darn near as hard as being right all the time.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, MS, you're batting a thousand, as usual.

Oh...and, you're an effin' perv, MS.

You do realize that it takes a special talent to be wrong all of the time don't you?

It's darn near as hard as being right all the time.

All of the time?...I wouldn't know first hand.

Sometimes I'm right. Sometimes I'm wrong. Always been that way.

However, I never guess wrong about the thickness and length of the pubic hair belonging to men and women with whom I'm not sexually involved (because I don't sit around pondering and guessing about such matters in the first place).

[ramseycat]

You're just an offensive dumbass. Stop this king about the ladies private parts. I can guarantee none of us are thinking about your junk.

[Midwest Spy]

Offensive dumbass?

Ouch.

And, HotD, I wasn't trying to say YOU think you're right all the time. Just that to always be wrong has got to be as tough as being right all the time.

[sally]

I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.

[HairOfTheDog]

And, HotD, I wasn't trying to say YOU think you're right all the time. Just that to always be wrong has got to be as tough as being right all the time.

I didn't think you were saying that; I was just answering your question about whether I realized what it takes to be wrong all the time. I don't have first hand knowledge about that (or being right all of the time either).

Anyway, if you'll excuse me, this pubic hair ain't gonna re-braid itself.

[Midwest Spy]

I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.

I threw out HotD, Ramsey, Duchess and Aussie as Red Herrings.

I knew all along that you were Queen of the Bush.

Bravo!

[Midwest Spy]

And, HotD, I wasn't trying to say YOU think you're right all the time. Just that to always be wrong has got to be as tough as being right all the time.

I didn't think you were saying that.

Anyway, if you'll excuse me, this pubic hair ain't gonna re-braid itself.

Haha!

[sally]

I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.

I threw out HotD, Ramsey, Duchess and Aussie as Red Herrings.

I knew all along that you were Queen of the Bush.

Bravo!

Yeah, well why didn't you mention me then? I'm not falling for your shit and taking second best.

[Midwest Spy]

I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.

I threw out HotD, Ramsey, Duchess and Aussie as Red Herrings.

I knew all along that you were Queen of the Bush.

Bravo!

Yeah, well why didn't you mention me then? I'm not falling for your shit and taking second best.

I officially dub thee BushQueen and will never again place you beneath Ramsey in any sort of contest.

My sincere apology.

[sally]

Seriously though, sometimes I let it get a little out of hand down there, but mostly I keep a nice and neat strip. Except when I fuck the strip up. In which case I have to shave the whole damn thing, don't want a Hitler down there. My husband, however, would win this competition hands down.

[Midwest Spy]

There are a few commercials out now that promote trimming body hair.

I think the majority of people probably don't give a fuck, but I've always appreciated a clean workspace.

[ramseycat]

Men should keep their area tidy. It's the considerate thing to do for their lady.

[sally]

I think it's gay for men to shave their privates or chest unless they're unusually hairy. I'll swallow a normal haired nut sack.

[ramseycat]

I don't think they should shave their body hair. But a little trimming of the man scape is good.