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#41
10-18-2013, 10:00 PM
I have IBS...I fart my ass off all the time.
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#42
10-19-2013, 05:28 AM
(10-18-2013, 09:32 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-18-2013, 09:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: People fart. It's normal. It's funny. Get over it.

I haven't farted in two weeks. Just because you're eating rice cakes and god knows what else doesn't mean everyone else is farting their
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#43
10-19-2013, 05:30 AM
It seems we may have pushed Duchess over the edge in this thread.
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10-19-2013, 05:34 AM
(10-18-2013, 09:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: It's all about the poop.

People fart. It's normal. It's funny. Get over it.


No, I won't get over it. When you're doing it in front of others with little to no regard then you're low class & goddamn disgusting. It's uncouth and it's not the least bit funny. Do you sit around and giggle while your kids are farting their ABC's. Do you bust a gut laughing when they fart at the dinner table? You're an animal.
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#45
10-19-2013, 06:28 AM
I think there is a middle ground. Farts are natural functions. They happen male or female. But like other potentially offensive acts there's a place for them and it isn't the dinner table. When I know I'm going to offend I leave the room. Although I have been known to dirty bomb a grocery aisle on purpose. That's funny as hell.
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10-19-2013, 07:36 AM


I agree with all of that ^^^^^.

Farting is a private thing, you bitches.

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#47
10-19-2013, 07:50 AM
(10-19-2013, 07:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I agree with all of that ^^^^^.

Farting is a private thing, you bitches.

Donovan must use my market.

All bodily functions need to be private.
I don't want to hear anyone blowing their big fucking honker at the dinner table either, or the constant sniffles. Go blow your nose in the fucking bathroom.
I don't want to think of snot when I'm eating my dinner.
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10-19-2013, 07:53 AM
(10-19-2013, 07:50 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: All bodily functions need to be private.


There is nothing that grosses me out like body yuck does. I don't even like it when people coughcoughcough and then spit that crap out. It makes me want to heave.
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10-19-2013, 08:40 AM
(10-19-2013, 07:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-19-2013, 07:50 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: All bodily functions need to be private.


coughcoughcough and then spit that crap out. It makes me want to heave.

So you swallow? 113


Couldn't help myself.
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10-19-2013, 08:41 AM


Ha! 16
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#51
10-19-2013, 08:47 AM
Smiley_emoticons_smile I'm feelin' a little Sassy today.
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#52
10-19-2013, 12:24 PM
What about when you fart during sex?

It's not like you can jump up and run into another room.
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#53
10-19-2013, 12:27 PM


Those aren't farts...it's air escaping.
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#54
10-19-2013, 12:31 PM
The front is called queefing.

The back is still farting.
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10-19-2013, 12:39 PM
If back is farting and front is queefing, what do you call it when the combination of angle, thrust and sweat create those funny little fartlike noises? Goddamn giggle inducing moodkillers...
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#56
10-19-2013, 12:44 PM
Sometimes queefing happens and can't really be helped, but who the fuck actually farts during sex? I've never had that happen. If you ate too much beans and cabbage for dinner you might want to skip on the sex for just one night.
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10-19-2013, 04:34 PM
Well once at work a guy sneezed and a piece of corn came shooting out of his nose. It bounced off the table and his eyes got real big.
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10-19-2013, 06:05 PM
(10-19-2013, 04:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well once at work a guy sneezed and a piece of corn came shooting out of his nose. It bounced off the table and his eyes got real big.

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