HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES

[Duchess]

This week will be better than last week. I promise.

[ramseycat]

I'm holding you to that.

[Duchess]

I would expect nothing less from each & every one of you.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Can't be all that bad a week, 4 days for me and a camping trip this weekend

[nrkerr]

I would hope so!!

[Duchess]

I would hope so!!

I felt pretty safe in making that promise.

[sally]

I hope so too.

I had a dream last night that I was at Duchess's house and she wanted me to make chili. We went to this country store that didn't have much of anything but horse feed and hay so I had to make do with canned chili. Then she told me she makes appetizers in plastic cups and she was thinking about teriyaki hamburger with pineapple or Thanksgiving dinner in a cup. I didn't want to be rude so I said Thanksgiving in a cup sounds good. Then I woke up, thank God because that was going to be the most disgusting dinner ever.

[Duchess]

Hahaha! I ALWAYS try to get people to cook for me.

[Maggot]

That hit my funny bone.

[username]

I think I might just throw up.

I have a vision of a bunch of turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry, corn and pumpkin pie all thrown in a food processor and blended up to drink.

The really disgusting part is it all ends up like that in our stomachs anyway.

Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving dinner, assholes.

[sally]

I think the teriyaki hamburger with pineapple cup sounds worse, but not by far. Worst food dream I've ever had, thanks Duchess.

[sally]

Having to doctor up the canned chili from the feed store wasn't a treat either.

[HairOfTheDog]

I didn't want to be rude so I said Thanksgiving in a cup sounds good.

You could probably pull it off, if you had to.

My mom worked 3^rd shift for a few years when I was a kid. On the nights that my dad had school, we had frozen dinners before he headed out.

His favorite was turkey pot pie - had to be Swanson's, not Banquet. He always called it Thanksgiving in a tin.

I still kinda like those frozen ones once in a blue moon.

[Carsman]

I didn't want to be rude so I said Thanksgiving in a cup sounds good.

You could probably pull it off, if you had to.

My mom worked 3^rd shift for a few years when I was a kid. On the nights that my dad had school, we had frozen dinners before he headed out.

His favorite was turkey pot pie - had to be Swanson's, not Banquet. He always called it Thanksgiving in a tin.

I still kinda like those frozen ones once in a blue moon.

Funny how things stick with you from childhood like that. I remember as a kid having "Dinty Moore Beef stew" from a can, cause my mom liked it.
Once in a blue moon if I see a can, I'll buy it just for old times sake.
It is almost eatable!
(I taste it, wondering if it got any better, my neighbor's dog loves me on those days)

[FAHQTOO]

Bullshit Ramsey. You eat every bit of that beef stew and we all know it. Why would you think they would change the taste?
Anyhooo.. I love that shit and I don't care who knows it.
I haven't bought any for years and now I'm going to have to. If I die from eating that crap, it will be your fault.

[Duchess]

Having to doctor up the canned chili from the feed store wasn't a treat either.

I'm laughing out loud. For the life of me I cannot picture you in the feed store.

I'm honored that you would do that for me.

[FAHQTOO]

Well shit...that should be "Bullshit Cars". You eat everybit of that beef stew.

Why the hell did I think Rams wrote that?

[Maggot]

My Dad caught me licking the Calo dog food off the butter knife once after I feed the dog when I was 6, I remember it like yesterday, it was in the spring and the dog was tied to the end of the trailer where the shade was. As I walked back in the sand with the sun beating down on me I decided it was the right thing to do with the leftovers in the can.
I was wrong, and it didn't take long until I was never allowed to feed the dog because my Dad always reminded everyone that maggot could not feed the dog because I would lick the knife.
But I tell you in the sun walking around at 6 yrs old it tasted like deviled ham. I had been doing it all winter. I fooled him! woof, woof

[ramseycat]

Well shit...that should be "Bullshit Cars". You eat everybit of that beef stew.

Why the hell did I think Rams wrote that?

Hahaha. I read that and was like what? Did I say something about stew and I don't remember? I know I'm tired but not that tired.

And for the record I am NEVER eating beef stew out of a can. Blech!

[Carsman]

Well shit...that should be "Bullshit Cars". You eat everybit of that beef stew.

Why the hell did I think Rams wrote that?

Hahaha. I read that and was like what? Did I say something about stew and I don't remember? I know I'm tired but not that tired.

And for the record I am NEVER eating beef stew out of a can. Blech!

Bullshit no, Beefshit yeah, I keep thinking it may change, but no it didn't, it's all yours since you love it so!