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(11-21-2013, 08:32 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I'd rather be crazy than be a pothead with a face like a pool of dog vomit.
So, now you've more or less admitted to the crazy, let's address this issue of your hypocrisy in addressing other peoples physical appearance..
Now, I have a pretty rough head, first to admit it, but you my friend have a head like a smacked arse. Face it, if there were a line to shag you and a line to shag F2, there'd be zero males in your line and more females in her line than yours.
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(11-21-2013, 05:25 PM)crash Wrote: (11-21-2013, 08:32 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I'd rather be crazy than be a pothead with a face like a pool of dog vomit.
So, now you've more or less admitted to the crazy, let's address this issue of your hypocrisy in addressing other peoples physical appearance..
Now, I have a pretty rough head, first to admit it, but you my friend have a head like a smacked arse. Face it, if there were a line to shag you and a line to shag F2, there'd be zero
males in your line and more females in her line
than yours.
There's a few women in here I might consider turning bi-sexual for.
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(11-21-2013, 05:25 PM)crash Wrote: So, now you've more or less admitted to the crazy, let's address this issue of your hypocrisy in addressing other peoples physical appearance..
Now, I have a pretty rough head, first to admit it, but you my friend have a head like a smacked arse. Face it, if there were a line to shag you and a line to shag F2, there'd be zero males in your line and more females in her line than yours.
You are a bald headed freak, your head is like a shaved orange, you look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. So let's once again discuss the hypocrisy of criticising other peoples physical appearence shall we my precious?
I have had more pussy than you have had vegemite sandwiches so I must be doing something right fucknut. I will take the pepsi challenge looks wise with fakepoo any day of the week.
Let's face it I could be a Brad Pitt lookalike and you would still fling shit at my physical appearence because like so many others I get right under your skin convict.
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(11-21-2013, 11:14 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: There's a few women in here I might consider turning bi-sexual for.
Your face could turn KD Lang straight shebeast.
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Heh! You poor deluded fool. I'm going back to feeling sorry for you..
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Facts are facts I was a pussy marauder when I was younger my precious.
You are probably married to a Klingon.
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Sure, sure you were. You and MS need to get together. You can both talk each other up and reminisce of the days when you 'crushed' all that pussy.
He could be your wingman
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(11-22-2013, 07:34 AM)crash Wrote:
Sure, sure you were. You and MS need to get together. You can both talk each other up and reminisce of the days when you 'crushed' all that pussy.
He could be your wingman
Maybe you would have got more action yourself if you stopped going on and on about that bloody ring you lost all the time my precious.
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Really? That's it? Man... You really have nothing left, do you?
Maybe it's time for another sabbatical?
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(11-22-2013, 07:55 AM)crash Wrote: Really? That's it? Man... You really have nothing left, do you?
Maybe it's time for another sabbatical?
I don't think so I'm enjoying flinging shit at your pasty conker of a head too much. I have more than plenty left, your head alone provides me with months worth of material, add to that you are an aussie and a buffoon and that's years worth of material right there!
Its just a pity what I get back in return from you is so pitiful and feeble. Its like replying to a volley of perfectly aimed blows with a feather duster.
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Your level of delusion is astounding. Up the meds crazy boy. The 'rough heads' joke was my idea, remember?
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OK, since its almost turkey time, is anyone going to try this?
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It sure would keep those nasty, dry, oversized chickens, moist tho. Hahaha
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The friend who's in charge of the turkey this year is a huge bacon fan, F.U.
But, I don't think that's on the menu - he does the traditional cooking and basting all day.
I would definitely give that bacon clad bird a try sometime though.
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That might end up smoking the bird. After 4 hrs in the oven it might look a bit different.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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It's supposed to be a decadent alternative to brining.
It looks pretty effin' delicious when it's all done.
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Now, I really wanna try it. Maybe next year.
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I think I got skeeved by the bacon because I know how much fat is in that stuff but the finished bird does look very nice.
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(11-22-2013, 08:56 AM)crash Wrote:
Your level of delusion is astounding. Up the meds crazy boy. The 'rough heads' joke was my idea, remember?
The me being a hobbit joke was also my idea originally but there's no such thing as copyright or ownership here so no you can't diffuse or negate something by attempting and failing to take ownership of it. The same way dick admiting he was a blithering idiot didn't stop me from calling him a blithering idiot!
Nice try though my precious! Your head still looks like a watermelon full of semen.
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