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THANKSGIVING WEEK
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#21
11-25-2013, 06:18 PM
Growing up we always stuffed the turkey and no one ever got sick. I don't think it's a myth, however, so just to be on the safe I cook it separately for my own family. I'd rather not wake up at 2am puking and shitting my brains out over a stuffed bird.
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11-25-2013, 06:34 PM
I'll be doing damage control as my kids are having Thanksgiving with my ex this year.
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11-25-2013, 06:50 PM
(11-25-2013, 06:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Thoughts, comments ??


Use a thermometer...that's all I've got.
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11-25-2013, 07:02 PM
(11-25-2013, 06:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Thoughts, comments ??


More than four-fifths of Britons think they are doing the right thing by washing the turkey.
In fact, this can splash harmful bacteria around the kitchen, which can lead to the cross-contamination of other foods.


Wtf? Are they washing it out with a hose? I think that article is a bunch of over-exaggerated crap.

I stuff my birds. I use frozen birds. I've never given anyone salmonella. Just thaw the thing out in the fridge over a few days. Wash it properly and don't use any surfaces or utensils that I've used with the poultry on anything else without washing and disinfecting them. Put a fucking meat thermometer in the thickest part of the bird. It's not that hard.

I do the same with chicken. All year round..
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11-25-2013, 09:51 PM
(11-25-2013, 07:02 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-25-2013, 06:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Thoughts, comments ??


More than four-fifths of Britons think they are doing the right thing by washing the turkey.
In fact, this can splash harmful bacteria around the kitchen, which can lead to the cross-contamination of other foods.


Wtf? Are they washing it out with a hose? I think that article is a bunch of over-exaggerated crap.

I stuff my birds. I use frozen birds. I've never given anyone salmonella. Just thaw the thing out in the fridge over a few days. Wash it properly and don't use any surfaces or utensils that I've used with the poultry on anything else without washing and disinfecting them. Put a fucking meat thermometer in the thickest part of the bird. It's not that hard.

I do the same with chicken. All year round..
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11-25-2013, 10:09 PM
You'll be sorry when you pass out and shit your pants at Walmart on Black Friday.
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11-25-2013, 10:11 PM
I wouldn't be the first one..
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#28
11-25-2013, 10:45 PM
(11-25-2013, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'd rather not wake up at 2am puking and shitting my brains out over a stuffed bird.
why not? You did it for crab Rangoons, piggy. Lol.
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11-25-2013, 10:59 PM
(11-25-2013, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-25-2013, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'd rather not wake up at 2am puking and shitting my brains out over a stuffed bird.
why not? You did it for crab Rangoons, piggy. Lol.


LOL. I can't remember what possessed me to make up such a stupid story or where I even posted it. I should probably stop drinking.
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11-26-2013, 01:52 AM
It's a pity that the story is false. I like crab rangoons and it got my white knight complex activated. I thought we had a real connection going that night. I used to like to make up stories while sober so maybe we do have some sort of connection after all. FYI, the crossdressing and priest aspirations are quite real.
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11-26-2013, 07:47 AM
(11-25-2013, 10:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-25-2013, 10:46 AM)thekid65 Wrote: decorate house for Christmas later on.


You'll post pix, right?

Only if you will (still waiting to see that new tree)
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11-26-2013, 07:51 AM
(11-26-2013, 07:47 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Only if you will (still waiting to see that new tree)


I didn't get the new tree. When I first attempted to they were out of stock and I never went back. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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11-26-2013, 11:15 AM
I'm still looking for that damn cranberry recipe.
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11-26-2013, 12:43 PM
To heighten your Thanksgiving experience native Americans should be required by law to deliver a fresh turkey to the household of every paleface in the land. Then to cement the cultural tradition the native American in question should by shot and scalped. Happy Thanksgiving!
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11-26-2013, 05:17 PM
Thanksgiving is another holiday the Christians totally fucked up, I can't even take off work and enjoy my turkey without having to think about how they murdered the Indians.
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11-26-2013, 05:30 PM
(11-26-2013, 05:17 PM)sally Wrote: Thanksgiving is another holiday the Christians totally fucked up, I can't even take off work and enjoy my turkey without having to think about how they murdered the Indians.
Drinkum lots of firewater to help you forget.
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11-26-2013, 05:35 PM
(11-26-2013, 05:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-26-2013, 05:17 PM)sally Wrote: Thanksgiving is another holiday the Christians totally fucked up, I can't even take off work and enjoy my turkey without having to think about how they murdered the Indians.
Drinkum lots of firewater to help you forget.

Very sound advice, Clang.
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11-26-2013, 09:44 PM
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#39
11-27-2013, 10:59 AM
It's not that easy, I'm 1⁄32 Indian. They killed my people damn it.
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11-27-2013, 11:08 AM


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