Desert island discs

[Cynical Ninja]

-For the luxury item, 1000-string of solar powered lights - for illumination and to spell out a distress message.

Ah ah ah! (Slaps wrist) your luxury item cannot be anything practical! Illumination and sending out a distress message are purely practical concerns.

Your luxury item has to be that a luxury.

[HairOfTheDog]

Okay, then, I'll take a huge compilation of word and logic games.

[Cynical Ninja]

Okay, then, I'll take a huge compilation of word and logic games.

To be fair that makes one million times more sense than sitting reading a dictionary.

Honestly anything! Anything but a dictionary! Harry fucking Potter, Fifty Shades of Shit, the latest Jackie Collins, the last published conspiracy brainfart by Glenn Beck, anything!

[Maggot]

A dictionary?


Why in the name of Satans hairy ballsack would you choose to take a dictionary?! Of all the millions of literary works of genius written throughout history he could have chosen he chose a dictionary? A book rendered entirely pointless on its own? A book of reference when you have nothing whatsoever that would need any reference?

It may be the most stupid choice in the history of desert island discs.

And the capstone to the pyramid of stupidity? Luxury item? An endless supply of fireworks?! So he is saying he could watch fireworks every night for the rest of his life and NEVER get bored of them?

Jesus Christ.

I think for me two weeks absolute tops then I would be sick to death of fucking fireworks.

Listen.........you put up a question I answered it so if you don't like it tough shit. I could do all kinds of cool stuff with my fireworks, Blow coconuts out of trees, fire them at the natives and become king Maggot, Shoot them at a plane or boat if I get sick of being there.

I almost said telescope but that would only be good at night.
So STFU and stop asking stupid unrealistic questions about a make believe island in some imaginary ocean twinky.

Oh yeah, and my dictionary? I said that because its one book that you can research almost anything with. There are maps, meanings and phrases, different languages and meanings in there tons of shit to contemplate. I would have said encyclopedia Britannica but that would be a bunch of books.

[Donovan]

If I read the dictionary I will be the smartest mother hugger on the island and will OWN those stupid monkeys at scrabble.

[Cynical Ninja]

Listen.........you put up a question I answered it so if you don't like it tough shit. I could do all kinds of cool stuff with my fireworks, Blow coconuts out of trees, fire them at the natives and become king Maggot, Shoot them at a plane or boat if I get sick of being there.

I almost said telescope but that would only be good at night.
So STFU and stop asking stupid unrealistic questions about a make believe island in some imaginary ocean twinky.

Oh yeah, and my dictionary? I said that because its one book that you can research almost anything with. There are maps, meanings and phrases, different languages and meanings in there tons of shit to contemplate. I would have said encyclopedia Britannica but that would be a bunch of books.

The question also smokes out idiots and here you are! Anyone that finds a dictionary a fascinating read is retarded an encyclopedia (even a single volume) makes a million times more sense than a dictionary.

If you were going to use the fireworks to attract boats and planes to get you off the island then that's a practical use and that's against the rules anyway, so that's maggotyboo brainfart number two!

If I was going to burgle you I would just set up a firework display outside your house, you would be so distracted going “ooooo“ and “ahhhhh” with dribble running down your chin I could rob you blind and you wouldn't notice until the bright shiny things had stopped going bang.

[Maggot]

I'm keeping my fireworks Limey.....it has already passed unseen under your hairy green dripping nostrils as you guard the island gangplank chico.

And my dictionary has another purpous but I'm just not telling you. I know why you hate dictionarys but the secret is safe with me.

[Cynical Ninja]

And my dictionary has another “purpous”

Lol.

Obviously! because you aren't using it for one of its main “purposes” namely spelling words correctly, you mong!

[aussiefriend]

This is why I find it very difficult to follow a conservative point of view. The boys over here don't believe in global warming. I mean, what do those silly scientists know anyway?

[Maggot]

This is why I find it very difficult to follow a conservative point of view. The boys over here don't believe in global warming. I mean, what do those silly scientists know anyway?

You should take 50.00 out of your paycheck each week and give it to some scientific "research" study on global warming. That way you could feel safe in knowing that you are making the world safe for everyone. Or just mail it to the U.N.

[Maggot]

And my dictionary has another “purpous”

Lol.

Obviously! because you aren't using it for one of its main “purposes” namely spelling words correctly, you mong!

I can only blame that on posting from a dimly lit alleyway on a keyboard with all the letters worn off. Or I mispelled it because I just didn't care at the time.

[Cynical Ninja]

I can only blame that on posting from a dimly lit alleyway on a keyboard with all the letters worn off. Or I mispelled it because I just didn't care at the time.

Uh-huh, or you're a fucking retard.

[Cynical Ninja]

This is why I find it very difficult to follow a conservative point of view. The boys over here don't believe in global warming. I mean, what do those silly scientists know anyway?

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Have you posted this in the wrong thread?

[aussiefriend]

No CN, I mean, that conservative thinking can be so strong and vocal in their point of view at times. However, there argument is weakened by evidence on many subjects such as global warming. Here, our Environmental Minister referred to Wikipedia as a source to claim there was no such thing as global warming. That is my point, maybe I didn't communicate it properly.

As for Maggot, there are many other ways to contribute to a better planet and a cleaner way of living than donating money to the UN. To me that does not even make sense.

[Maggot]

B-I-N-G-O go bingo!

[nrkerr]

My book would be Survival for Dummies

[Cynical Ninja]

A typical maggotyboo day on a desert island.

“A is for asshole!”

A firework goes off.

“Oooooooo pretty and loud!”

“B is for barf!”

A firework goes off.

“Oooooooo pretty and loud!”

“C is for cretin!”

A firework goes off......

Continue ad infinitum until sweet sweet death occurs!

The end!

[Maggot]

Let it go like the wind, let it flow like the river, let go of your sniveling and start another thread with a fictional question and if the answers are not good enough for your 1^st grade mind start belittling anyone that was foolish enough to answer you. Thats it.......you are done with me.

[Cynical Ninja]

your 1^st grade mind

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

I have letters after my name dimbulb the only letters you will ever have after your name is RIP.

“D is for dimbulb! now where's my fucking fireworks you guys?! Duuuuuuuuuhhhhh!”

Clang? Worthless and proud of it!
Maggotyboo? Finally a replacement for Dick!

[Clang McFly]

Clang: Untapped potential and proud of making CN annoyed/angry over it!

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