the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[aussiefriend]

I knew you would get it. It's therapeutic telling you about it.

[Duchess]

The only chance I give people is the one they are enjoying now. Need more than one, you are shit out of luck.

[ramseycat]

Aussie, letting your dog bark outside for half an hour at 9:30 at night is inconsiderate. IDC if you are on the phone. Get off your ass and let your dog in.

[sally]

How the hell was she criticizing your dog, Aussie? She didn't say she was fat and stupid for Christ sake.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't care if anybody calls one of our cats fat and lazy and the other one skittish and psycho.

One of our cats is fat and lazy and the other one is skittish and psycho.

I like the crazy bastards, but I wouldn't expect my neighbors to go ga-ga over them.

[sally]

My neighbor told me that my dog was a fucking idiot once and it didn't bother me one bit.

[Duchess]

The grooms used to bitch among themselves about my beagle stealing their lunches and other food shit they'd leave laying around. I rarely felt bad and usually blamed it on them for leaving it out.

[HairOfTheDog]

Barely got anything done today; tomorrow I'm gonna jam and check a bunch of things off the to-do list

It's a written commitment now, so I have no excuses.

[crash]

Can I add a name to your to-do list?

[username]

Hey Duch, you will be interested in this.

I don't think she'd admit it but I bet she found it boring as hell. I know I did. Perfect example of trivial drivel though.

[aussiefriend]

Well it upset me. I thought some would find it boring which is why I but it in the drivel thread.

[HairOfTheDog]

Can I add a name to your to-do list?

Please -- don't do it!!

I can't be distracted by hours and hours of fun today, the growing "list" is hovering over me like a black cloud.

I'm gonna make some serious headway today -- just as soon as I have another cup of coffee.

[crash]

Please [I'm not sure if she means yes] -- don't do it [or no, don't do it!] !!

Is no yes or no? Is no really no? I don't know..

[HairOfTheDog]

Please [I'm not sure if she means yes] -- don't do it [or no, don't do it!] !!

Is no yes or no? Is no really no? I don't know..

Well, I can't stop you from doing anything in here -- including tossing out suggestions to spice up my current agenda.

BUT, I'm asking you politely to refrain because it will only put ideas in my head that will distract from me attacking the evil to-do list.

And, so...in this case -- "please" means "don't tempt me astray, crash". And, "no" means "not yet".

[crash]

Please [I'm not sure if she means yes] -- don't do it [or no, don't do it!] !!

Is no yes or no? Is no really no? I don't know..

Well, I can't stop you from doing anything in here -- including spicing up my to-do list.

BUT, I'm asking you politely to refrain because it will only put ideas in my head that will distract from me attacking the evil to-do list.

And, so...in this case -- "please" means "don't tempt me astray, crash". And, "no" means "not yet".

Ok, gotcha. Since I've been drinking tonight and have a high susceptibility to being mischievous and led astray, I better go to bed before the bad comes about..

[ramseycat]

Oh come on. We want to see the bad.

[crash]

Pfft. You just want to see the peen. Mask it all you like..

[ramseycat]

I do. I ain't afraid to admit it.

[FAHQTOO]

I do. I ain't afraid to admit it.

Sorry about your luck. You should have been paying attention when he posted it.

[ramseycat]

I do. I ain't afraid to admit it.

Sorry about your luck. You should have been paying attention when he posted it.

You're so mean.