the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[JsMom]

I just want to wish everyone on Mock the very best in 2014.

Right back at ya, mamacita.

I know from a couple of your posts that 2013 was a busy year for you, and maybe a little bit of a challenging one.

Hope 2014 is a really good year for you and your family.

Thanks Yes, 2013 was a struggle but HEY! I made it through it.

[JsMom]

I just want to wish everyone on Mock the very best in 2014.

Thanks so much. Same to you!

Will you get married this year?

Thanks

No, probably not. I'm not too worried about marriage at this time. But maybe in a few more years.

[username]

Have a nice day if I die in a plane crash.

I admire your eternal optomism.

I've made dozens of flight arrangements in the last year or two without a fuck up but I really screwed this one up. Got all the way to the gate to board when the ticket collector noticed my flight was scheduled at 10:30 pm/not am. Shit. Best I could do is a 1:30 flight to Ontario and my mom/sis are going to pick me up there. Damn.

[ramseycat]

I just want to wish everyone on Mock the very best in 2014.

Thank you Sweetie! I hope it's an awesome year for you too!

[crash]

Just in the interest of clarity, I don't think you can make that statement either when it's just one man spraying wildly with a shit cannon..

If you were paying attention you would already know I don't do that anymore because its boring.

If you were paying attention, you'd have known I was only referring to your little narrow minded focus on Clang. Veil it as some bullshit as 'pointing out the obvious', or whatever the fuck it was you said, all you like; it's still just flaming.

And tbh, he is laughing his ass off at you for continually taking the bait.

[Clang McFly]

Most of my women's clothing is dresses, bras and panties, a black slip and stockings, one pair of heels, one wig and red lipstick.

An enduring image.

I bet you look like a grizzly bear that's eaten the contents of a vanity case and got itself caught up in a old curtain it ripped off the window.

well I won't be winning any beauty pageants, but I don't think I look like a grizzly bear. My body is hair is thin and very light.

[Clang McFly]

Just in the interest of clarity, I don't think you can make that statement either when it's just one man spraying wildly with a shit cannon..

If you were paying attention you would already know I don't do that anymore because its boring.

If you were paying attention, you'd have known I was only referring to your little narrow minded focus on Clang. Veil it as some bullshit as 'pointing out the obvious', or whatever the fuck it was you said, all you like; it's still just flaming.

And tbh, he is laughing his ass off at you for continually taking the bait.

my wife is laughing her ass off too. She pulls off posting a good Clang impression while I go to work at my restaurant. Sally was right about me shooting blanks but were hoping to adopt soon. Am I trolling or truthing? I'll let Mock decide. Happy 2014, Mock!

[sally]

You know I'm famished if I think sausage gravy sounds good.

I'm still trying to get my head around the concept of gravy made from sausage. I wouldn't say I was against the idea I would be curious to taste it.

I like it, but my husband and kids don't so I don't bother making it just for myself. I usually order it when we go out for breakfast though.

It's pretty much just crumbled and browned sausage, flour to thicken it and milk, salt and pepper. It's wonderful with biscuits, eggs, and potatoes.

[sally]

my wife is laughing her ass off too. She pulls off posting a good Clang impression while I go to work at my restaurant. Sally was right about me shooting blanks but were hoping to adopt soon. Am I trolling or truthing? I'll let Mock decide. Happy 2014, Mock!

I like you either way, but a little part of me hopes it's the truth.

[ramseycat]

Clang throws us a curve ball.

[Clang McFly]

my wife is laughing her ass off too. She pulls off posting a good Clang impression while I go to work at my restaurant. Sally was right about me shooting blanks but were hoping to adopt soon. Am I trolling or truthing? I'll let Mock decide. Happy 2014, Mock!

I like you either way, but a little part of me hopes it's the truth.

Wrong fish or maybe not enough bait? Add a pet hamster named Rascal to the..."story"?

[HairOfTheDog]

my wife is laughing her ass off too. She pulls off posting a good Clang impression while I go to work at my restaurant. Sally was right about me shooting blanks but were hoping to adopt soon. Am I trolling or truthing? I'll let Mock decide. Happy 2014, Mock!

Happy New Year, Clang.

I might believe that you've always been partly trolling and partly truthing.

I don't really know if IRL you're closer to a virginal cross-dressing wanna-be priest, or to a married cross-dressing wanna-be dad, or to something different altogether.

What I do believe 100% is that you mangled and murdered that bunny with a push mower, in cold blood, at your mom's house (never believed the "accident" defense part of the story).

[Clang McFly]

Good, don't believe it was an accident. Maybe it will help my image here at Mock if people think I'm a cold blooded killer and fear me a little?

I'm closer to the first one if I'm being honest(I am).

[Duchess]

my wife is laughing her ass off too. She pulls off posting a good Clang impression while I go to work at my restaurant.

That makes me want to high five you or a fist bump or maybe even an ass tap or head butt.

[sally]

I don't know, that picture you posted of you and Roxtar at the concert he won free tickets to is very indicative that you are indeed the Clang we all know.

[Duchess]

One of the things I took away from that picture is that Clang tends to exaggerate his chunkiness.

I can totally see Clang married to a fun loving, understanding *wink wink*, lovely girl, a naughty Catholic girl, pious in public, a nymphomaniac in private. She fulfills Clang's wildest dreams and they live happily ever after.

I wish I had a little scepter smiley.

[sally]

Yeah, he's not as fat as he makes himself out to be. He looks like someone you'd see working for Microsoft. But that picture of him and his goofy brother at the unknown rock concert makes me believe he is mostly who he says he is.

[HairOfTheDog]

Good, don't believe it was an accident. Maybe it will help my image here at Mock if people think I'm a cold blooded killer and fear me a little?

Maybe.

But, everyone already knows that you're a much bigger threat to screwy rabbits with your bone-crushing push mower than Elmer Fudd is with his hunting rife, bunny killer. I don't think anyone bought the "accident" bit.

Plus, you'd poison your own brother Roktar just to slip a chick past him and into the secret sex slave dungeon. And, you'd spray glue his unsuspecting ass to the toilet seat - just for laughs.

Not to mention, you ate mostly Taco Bell and KFC for a year straight.

IDK, Clang. If people here aren't already scared of you knowing all of that, I think maybe it's just too warped a crowd to instill any fear into.

[sally]

Most of my women's clothing is dresses, bras and panties, a black slip and stockings, one pair of heels, one wig and red lipstick.

An enduring image.

I bet you look like a grizzly bear that's eaten the contents of a vanity case and got itself caught up in a old curtain it ripped off the window.

He said he dressed in drag and walked around his apartment complex one night. If I happened to be doing laundry or going to my car and bumped into Clang dressed as a bitch I'd turn around and start powerwalking back to my apartment, I might even start sprinting if he looked like he was following. Scary shit.

[Clang McFly]

Most of my women's clothing is dresses, bras and panties, a black slip and stockings, one pair of heels, one wig and red lipstick.

An enduring image.

I bet you look like a grizzly bear that's eaten the contents of a vanity case and got itself caught up in a old curtain it ripped off the window.

He said he dressed in drag and walked around his apartment complex one night. If I happened to be doing laundry or going to my car and saw Clang behind me dressed as a bitch I'd run for my fucking life.

it was back in 2007 and it was more like walk down a few doors, bump into someone's parked car while they were sitting in it and run back inside. I think I was more scared of people seeing me than people were scared when they saw me. I never ever made it around the apartment complex. The worse scare I got was when roktar came home early and nearly caught me in drag. Luckily I spotted him walking from the bus stop before he spotted me and was able to dash back inside the apartment and take off my drag and put my normal clothes back on in the nick of time. The worst/best? time I got caught was early in the morning by the apartment maintenance staff who rode by giving me catcalls as I walked outside. I figured incorrectly that no one would be awake/ around at that hour.