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the 2014 trivial drivel thread
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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I've heard that before.
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(05-08-2014, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I've heard that before.

Only as a term of endearment! hah
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I didn't hear ball bustin' bitch in there.
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I'm out of Pringles and Golden Oreos. How am I supposed to stress eat without them?
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Here's your sign!
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I don't like your answer.
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Look lady, you fought off a herd of greedy Jew bitches with just a single pork loin, you can fight off the urge for a Golden Oreo.

I'd like a cone, LickLickLick, but I'm fighting the urge and so can you.
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Seeing as how I would have to go to the store to get some Oreos and it's pouring and I don't want to go, I'm safe.
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That's the secret, don't keep that shit in the house. Tough for you with boys though.

Go count your shoes, that'll put you in a Zenlike state. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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Hehe I just bought a pair of Coach little sneakers. They are really cute!
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My mouse is sticky. Godammit!!!! The_Villagers
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Um...oh, never mind.
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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My real life friends are busy doing Mother's Day stuff.

My Mock friends are busy doing Mother's Day stuff.

*yawn*

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(05-11-2014, 12:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My real life friends are busy doing Mother's Day stuff.

My Mock friends are busy doing Mother's Day stuff.

*yawn*

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Not all of us. My oldest showed up around 9 with a hangover from hell. I've been told I'll get my mothers day dinner next Sunday. hah That's better because he'll have my g-daughters next weekend.

Now I'm off to make myself something to eat.
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I've been doing a whole lotta nothing but listening to music and laundry.

We're getting ready to go to a casual place with an outdoor patio (beautiful here today) and a full bar. Their pulled pork sandwich ("The PeeWee Herman") is so good, as are their pickles.

My niece still doesn't have her driver's license, but she does have her permit -- looking forward to a couple of double Bloody Marys and then coming home, taking a nap, finishing the laundry, and going for a long walk.
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My niece left for home, today.

I miss her already.

Now . . . who the hell is gonna be my designated driver?
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Why do I feel certain that you'd never having any trouble getting a ride home?

Or, you could always come for a visit and we can share my designated driver.

Seriously, I think I know how you feel. For me, it's pretty cool to love someone so much that "alone time", which I treasure above almost all else, becomes less and less valuable.
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