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the 2014 trivial drivel thread
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06-14-2014, 06:09 PM
(06-14-2014, 05:50 PM)crash Wrote: Maybe I'm seeing it all wrong, but you'd have to have a little dick to wear one?

Maybe that's attractive to gay guys. I guess if I was of the inclination to have something shoved up my ass, I'd want it to be as small as possible.

hah No worries for you. Your wiener's too big. Too bad RAMSEY never saw it...poor girl.
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06-14-2014, 06:10 PM


I need to get in the shower. I knew I shouldn't have sat down.
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06-14-2014, 06:12 PM
(06-14-2014, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I need to get in the shower. I knew I shouldn't have sat down.

Me too. I have to get off this damn computer. I have a date to get a hickey on my left nipple tonight. I can't be walking around with nipples that don't look the same!
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06-14-2014, 06:15 PM
(06-14-2014, 06:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Me too. I have to get off this damn computer. I have a date to get a hickey on my left nipple tonight. I can't be walking around with nipples that don't look the same!


I'm going to be so disappointed with myself if I sit around tonight thinking about you & foreplay and Crash's mower mowing.
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06-14-2014, 06:21 PM
My mower needs a service..
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06-14-2014, 07:39 PM
(06-14-2014, 06:21 PM)crash Wrote: My mower needs a service..


So does my left nipple.....
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06-14-2014, 07:41 PM
:rolleyes:

Pics or it didn't happen..
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06-15-2014, 10:25 PM
I'm sure everything has a time and a place, regardless of how stupid it appears to me. I don't think public is neither for that outfit. Though, the thong was met with the same initial response.

I must say it takes nerve to advertise that one's endowment is small enough to be fit into egg carton section and suspended by a ponytail holder.
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06-16-2014, 01:44 PM
I've never actually heard a dog fart out loud. Until today. MJ has been having a little intestinal issue. I took her outside to do her business and PPPPFFFFTTTT! She looked so guilty. I busted out laughing. Alone in the backyard. My neighbors probably think I'm crazy but it was funny!
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06-16-2014, 07:38 PM
(06-15-2014, 10:25 PM)ChicagoBorn Wrote: I must say it takes nerve to advertise that one's endowment is small enough to be fit into egg carton section and suspended by a ponytail holder.


Maybe guys (who are less than endowed) need something similar to a pushup bra or those little things called "cutlets" that enhance the look of a woman's breasts.

There would be a market for that. Uh huh.
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06-17-2014, 04:43 PM


For a second I thought tomorrow was Friday.

Bummer.
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06-17-2014, 04:51 PM
(06-17-2014, 04:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

For a second I thought tomorrow was Friday.

Bummer.

Not even close...
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06-17-2014, 04:53 PM
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06-17-2014, 04:58 PM


Hahahaha! Uh huh.

I don't know where that thought came from, I haven't even had my busiest day of the week yet.
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06-19-2014, 08:46 PM
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I came across this picture of a 'behind the scenes' of Wonder Woman...

*sigh*

how many times I dreamed of Lynda Carter tying me up with her golden lariat as a youngster..
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06-19-2014, 09:10 PM
I saw Lynda Carter on an episode of Law & Order a few years back.

I think she's a very attractive woman at any age.

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She's 61 now.
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06-19-2014, 09:14 PM
She sure still has a natural beauty. In a total opposite to the norm, it looks like she's had a reduction rather than enhancement. She looks great.
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06-20-2014, 08:56 AM
Lethal Weapon 4 is on the box here tonight. Every time I see a picture of Mel Gibson I think of Tiki's avatar. Jesus wept...everything seems to lead back to Mock. I think I need a time out...
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06-20-2014, 09:11 AM
(06-19-2014, 09:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . Lynda Carter . . .

Phoenix girl makes good. Sun Devil, too.

Huge supporter of Susan G. Koman and gay rights.

GM for one of the Phoenix Pride parades, a few years back.

If all Mexicans looked as good, there'd be men . . . ten deep . . . willing to tear down the fences.
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06-20-2014, 11:15 AM
(06-20-2014, 09:11 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: [quote='HairOfTheDog' pid='366155' dateline='1403226617']
If all Mexicans looked as good, there'd be men . . . ten deep . . . willing to tear down the fences.

Smiley_emoticons_smile Eso es cierto, señorita Tiki. Beautiful woman. She's Irish and Mexican, I think.

I'd think I'd enjoy sharing a Bailey's coffee and some huevos rancheros with her -- seems to have an interesting history, and a sincere passion for activism (not one manufactured only for the camera).

I like what little I know of Lynda Carter.
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