the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

I just read a story about a man committing suicide by tying a cable around a pole and around his neck and then he proceeded to give his car gas until he decapitated himself. Fuckin' aye.

[ramseycat]

Holy shit. What a terrible way to go.

This dude here purposely hit a median on the highest trying to kill himself yesterday. He didn't die from that MVA so he jumped the median and ran into traffic and was hit by two cars. He later died at the hospital.

This is a fucked up world.

[Midwest Spy]

I just read a story about a man committing suicide by tying a cable around a pole and around his neck and then he proceeded to give his car gas until he decapitated himself. Fuckin' aye.

Please tell me he wasn't masturbating at the same time?

[Duchess]

If he was, it wasn't reported.

[sally]

I just read a story about a man committing suicide by tying a cable around a pole and around his neck and then he proceeded to give his car gas until he decapitated himself. Fuckin' aye.

Please tell me he wasn't masturbating at the same time?

What the fuck does it matter, moron? If you're going to rip your head off you may as well make it as pleasurable as possible.

[Midwest Spy]

I just read a story about a man committing suicide by tying a cable around a pole and around his neck and then he proceeded to give his car gas until he decapitated himself. Fuckin' aye.

Please tell me he wasn't masturbating at the same time?

What the fuck does it matter, moron? If you're going to rip your head off you may as well make it as pleasurable as possible.

I love the word 'moron' even when it's tossed in my direction.

Sally, I think I love you.

[Maggot]

Its done, 11 quarts of Maggots twisted nipple pickles are done! The labels say the date made and twisted nipple pickles. My Mom will love them. Took me 4 hrs. including clean up and running out of sugar half way. There is barely 7 cups of sugar in a pound. they're still warm so the labels will go on after.

[sally]

So are they like a bread and butter pickle? We have a place at the flea market that has like 50 different varieties of homemade pickles, my favorites are the sweet and spicy horseradish and the torture pickle made with ghost peppers.

[crash]

I made pickles a couple of weeks ago. Green tomato, chilli tomato relish, chili beer root chutney and a big batch of papalote salsa clone.

[Maggot]

So are they like a bread and butter pickle? We have a place at the flea market that has like 50 different varieties of homemade pickles, my favorites are the sweet and spicy horseradish and the torture pickle made with ghost peppers.

Bread and butter I'm gonna do piccalilli with my leftover green tomatoes.

Crash wrote:
I made pickles a couple of weeks ago. Green tomato, chilli tomato relish, chili beer root chutney and a big batch of papalote salsa clone.


That's great and I was wondering , do you need a pressure cooker for the high acid tomatoes. Its hard to find and older one around here since the Boston bombing. How long did it take? It was 4 hrs from start to finish, it took some time. More than I wanted to spend. My hot water container takes 6 quarts at a time. It takes forever to get that thing boiling.

[ramseycat]

Advice: don't ever be the executer of someone's will and trust. It just sucks all around. I get to call the attorney this morning and let him know Matt is dead broke and needs another advance on his installment. That's going to go over like a lead balloon. I'm going to push to get this shit settled and make the first installment and be done with this for two years. The evil SIL's husband keeps telling the kids I'm doing something fishy. And that there are ways around the trust. Like if Matt runs out of money between the first and second installments, he can get a loan from the estate. That's not true. Making them wait two years so they don't keep blowing it is why the trust is set up. It's going to get worse too because Matt isn't getting as much as he thinks. It's going to be a gigantic fuck fest. I'm really tempted to resign as executer once the first installment is made. Let the two spawn fight it out.

[Duchess]

So I'm reading this article about the phone hack/nude pix bs and this writer, Sarah Vine, is pretty much negative about the whole thing, she doesn't come right out and say they deserved it but I'm feelin' that vibe from her, she makes statements like, "why take naked selfies in the first place", compares those who do to Narcissus, she goes on to mention how vain those are who do it and says she doesn't have any in her cloud waiting to be hacked. Right about then I think to myself, she's homely & chunky, so I googled her. If those are her pix I found, I was right!

[Cutz]

So I'm reading this article about the phone hack/nude pix bs and this writer, Sarah Vine, is pretty much negative about the whole thing, she doesn't come right out and say they deserved it but I'm feelin' that vibe from her, she makes statements like, "why take naked selfies in the first place", compares those who do to Narcissus, she goes on to mention how vain those are who do it and says she doesn't have any in her cloud waiting to be hacked. Right about then I think to myself, she's homely & chunky, so I googled her. If those are her pix I found, I was right!

Hah.

[Duchess]

There are women out there in cyberspace commenting on this story and trying to slut shame those whose provocative pix have been leaked. They all basically say the same thing, "you don't want your pix out there, don't take them in the first place". That shit is really irking me and makes me want to defend them.

I think this is Sarah Vine, I can see why she wouldn't have any nude selfies. Yes, I am judging her like she has judged so many.

[ramseycat]

She has a point. Everyone knows once you put something out there you take the risk of it being made public. I don't think it's right. You just need to go in realizing there's a possibility shit will get out. Especially of you're a celebrity.

[crash]

There are women out there in cyberspace commenting on this story and trying to slut shame those whose provocative pix have been leaked. They all basically say the same thing, "you don't want your pix out there, don't take them in the first place". That shit is really irking me and makes me want to defend them.

I think this is Sarah Vine, I can see why she wouldn't have any nude selfies. Yes, I am judging her like she has judged so many.

I don't see her as physically hideous, far from it, and I certainly wouldn't class her as obese. But I hold doubts about her personality and whether or not I would like the inner her.

[Duchess]

No, she does not have a point. Those women did not put anything "out there", the images were stolen. She is a hideous cow whose body no one wants to see, she has a homely face, sagging hooters & a fat ass. You don't see pretty people making the kind of comments the homely ones are. You'd be singing a different tune if your provocative pix that were kept in a photo album in your home were stolen during a break in.

[Duchess]

Oops. Crash slid in there without me knowing it.

[Duchess]

I got caught in school bus traffic this morning. Goddamn. How do people do this everyday.

[Duchess]

I don't see her as physically hideous, far from it, and I certainly wouldn't class her as obese.

Well, I wouldn't fuck her nor request nude pix.