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10-15-2014, 07:39 PM
well you might have said hello.
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10-15-2014, 07:43 PM
(10-15-2014, 06:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: Make sure the sink is located in front of a window so you have something to look at when you're doing the dishes. Smiley_emoticons_razz


You remembered!!! I still can't believe that sink ended up on the wrong wall. Speaking of fantasmical fuck ups.

Duchess, I don't think my husband and I could get any closer to divorce than we already are. hah He'll probably take about as much interest in my remodeling the kitchen as I did when he rebuilt the cabin which was about none. I should probably let him know I'm starting though. Payback for him buying the damn Jeep and telling me after the fact. Maybe I'll tell him by taking a sledge hammer to some non-essential area in our kitchen.
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10-15-2014, 07:45 PM
(10-15-2014, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: well you might have said hello.


Hiya, sweetie pie. I'm happy to see you!
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10-15-2014, 07:45 PM
(10-15-2014, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: well you might have said hello.

Fuck you, aussie. Get outta MY thread, ya' worthless abo.
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10-15-2014, 07:46 PM
(10-15-2014, 07:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-15-2014, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: well you might have said hello.


Hiya, sweetie pie. I'm happy to see you!

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10-15-2014, 07:47 PM


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10-15-2014, 07:48 PM
(10-15-2014, 04:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She's back BUT she's cooking and making other stuff and I'm never again going to bitch about the hanging towels. I promise. I get to eat good stuff tonight and more days too!

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You have more of a country style kitchen so they don't look that bad. What the hell do you have all those cooking utensils for?
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10-15-2014, 07:52 PM
(10-15-2014, 07:48 PM)sally Wrote: What the hell do you have all those cooking utensils for?


I had to fill some space so I put all that crap in crocks. I don't really even use the stuff on the left and it should all probably be trashed but I never think about it until moments like this.
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10-15-2014, 08:17 PM
User, I have hardwoods throughout my first floor. Never had any problems in the kitchen or powder room.
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10-15-2014, 08:24 PM
(10-15-2014, 08:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, I have hardwoods throughout my first floor. Never had any problems in the kitchen.


That's because you feed your kids hot pockets, rice cakes and candy. Maybe an occasional taco. I think User actually uses her kitchen to cook for her family.
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10-15-2014, 11:24 PM
(10-15-2014, 08:24 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-15-2014, 08:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, I have hardwoods throughout my first floor. Never had any problems in the kitchen.


That's because you feed your kids hot pockets, rice cakes and candy. Maybe an occasional taco. I think User actually uses her kitchen to cook for her family.


*nods* And now my son and his friends think they're little Chef-boy-are-dees at 2 in the morning or at the crack of dawn. One of them actually cooks really well (he goes by the name of Phatty). Still they're sloppy little bastards and if I didn't screw up a hard wood floor, they'd probably do it for me.
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10-16-2014, 05:53 AM
(10-15-2014, 07:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Undertaking a remodeling project is the closest a happy couple will come to divorce. I don't know where I heard that.

Ever go watch the action at a boat ramp?
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10-16-2014, 05:56 AM
(10-15-2014, 07:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-15-2014, 07:48 PM)sally Wrote: What the hell do you have all those cooking utensils for?


I had to fill some space so I put all that crap in crocks. I don't really even use the stuff on the left and it should all probably be trashed but I never think about it until moments like this.

I don't care for the cluttered counter top like that. Of course I actually use my kitchen so I need the work space, otherwise its a great looking kitchen Duchess.
I have 2 drawers with all the utensils, at least as many as you have there, Flatware and anything sharp in 1 and everything else in the other one.
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10-16-2014, 06:17 AM
(10-16-2014, 05:56 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Of course I actually use my kitchen so I need the work space


Zing! It burns! It burns!

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10-16-2014, 07:02 AM
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10-16-2014, 10:49 AM
(10-16-2014, 05:53 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(10-15-2014, 07:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Undertaking a remodeling project is the closest a happy couple will come to divorce. I don't know where I heard that.

Ever go watch the action at a boat ramp?

When I was in H.S. I was seeing a girl that was nice at first but towards the end was always bitching about something. We went out to the lake and I put my canoe in near the dock as she was complaining about everything from the lunch I brought to the way I drove to the lake. I put her in the canoe as she was belly aching and just before I got in got the idea to just push her out into the lake as hard as I could without a paddle in it. Needless to say we didn't go to the dance that night. hah Thanks 6ftr for bringing back that happy memory. It was the first time she stopped yapping and complaining for a minute there. Her face was classic.
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10-17-2014, 10:14 PM
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10-17-2014, 11:11 PM
(10-17-2014, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone want a creepy avatar meet Mr. Sardonicus.

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Mine!

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10-18-2014, 01:33 AM
(10-15-2014, 07:45 PM)username Wrote:
(10-15-2014, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: well you might have said hello.

Fuck you, aussie. Get outta MY thread, ya' worthless abo.

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10-18-2014, 05:44 AM
Crap, Aussiebitch joined a club and wants to beat people with it.
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