the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

See, even Cars wants you to get laid.

[HairOfTheDog]

Bring a bottle and some Viagra when he passes out do the Garp.

Was that directed at ramsey in regards to her ex, or username in regards to her dentist?

8675309...

[sally]

I think it was directed at Ramsey, everyone is rooting for her. Get her done, Ramsey.

[Carsman]

I think it was directed at Ramsey, everyone is rooting for her. Get her done, Ramsey.

User don't need no stinkin help!

[HairOfTheDog]

I think it was directed at Ramsey, everyone is rooting for her. Get her done, Ramsey.

For a while there, I thought that rams and Crash mighta had a little fire between them, but then it just sorta went up in smoke.

Crash hasn't posted in a bit. Maybe he's all romantically entangled down under? Hope he's having fun, in any case.

I'm not sure ramsey should hit the sheets with the ex. He sounds like a dud; she might be even more frustrated afterwards. I think she should do something more logical -- like go on one of those reality dating shows or prowl the single's bar or have a torrid affair with Debbie's husband. Or, she could take FU up on his offer to join his little club. Those sound like more fun options to get her done than moonwalking back to the ex.

[ramseycat]

Oh. My. Gawd. It's a good thing I like you HOTD. I think Debbie's husband LENNY is just as nasty as Vhole. Freakin little Jewboy fag.

[Duchess]

Vhole the ex-hole. *snicker*

Ex-hole makes me laugh every time.

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh. My. Gawd. It's a good thing I like you HOTD. I think Debbie's husband LENNY is just as nasty as Vhole. Freakin little Jewboy fag.

I like you too much to thumbs-up the "fuck V-hole" suggestion. You were too good for him then; you're way too good for him now.

I understand that Lenny may be just as nasty. However, gettin' her done with him would still likely be much more satisfying considering how you feel about Cameltoe Deb.

But, if Lenny's a definite no-go for you, no worries. You can always slap on the spandex and get your cougar on at the local college watering hole. Or, you could sign up for Dating Naked and show 'em how to do it, yeah. If you're too shy for that, you could have your nipples and clit pierced and get your motor runnin' with some bisexual group loving, courtesy of F.U. and company. Will it be door #1, door #2, or door #3? Don't let any anybody tell you that you don't have options, sister!

Seriously, I don't see you as being all that interested in casual sex at this point and think you'll have no problem finding a relationship when some of the bullshit family drama is off your chest. But, I could be wrong. You could die desperate and lonely with a vibrator hangin' out your snatch -- hard to say.

[ramseycat]

[Maggot]

Bring a bottle and some Viagra when he passes out do the Garp.

Was that directed at ramsey in regards to her ex, or username in regards to her dentist?

8675309...

Why, Ramseykittens of course. I care about her welfare. She could have some serious road rage issues if this doesn't get rectified.

Did you get the "Garp" reference?

User might bite the guys finger so I think his head is Ok.

[FAHQTOO]

Bring a bottle and some Viagra when he passes out do the Garp.

Was that directed at ramsey in regards to her ex, or username in regards to her dentist?

8675309...

Why, Ramseykittens of course. I care about her welfare. She could have some serious road rage issues if this doesn't get rectified.

Did you get the "Garp" reference?

User might bite the guys finger so I think his head is Ok.

The world according to Garp...Glenn Close?

[HairOfTheDog]

Did you get the "Garp" reference?

If I'd gotten it, you would have gotten the 8675309 reference.

So, I guess I didn't get it.

I was thinking you were suggesting that rams pull a Jenny. Now I'm thinking my thinking might be loopy today.

[sally]

I didn't get the Garp reference, but then again I don't ever get anything that crazy fuck talks about.

[Maggot]

Garp was born because his mother the nurse fucked a soldier that was in a coma in the hospital. He had a hardon probably the only thing that worked. Thus the affiliation with fucking a passed out drunk that was on Viagra before he went into a self induced coma.

What color is the sky where you folks come from?

[FAHQTOO]

Garp was born because his mother the nurse fucked a soldier that was in a coma in the hospital. He had a hardon probably the only thing that worked. Thus the affiliation with fucking a passed out drunk that was on Viagra before he went into a self induced coma.

What color is the sky where you folks come from?

I think you and I are the only ones that saw that movie.

[HairOfTheDog]

Garp was born because his mother the nurse fucked a soldier that was in a coma in the hospital. He had a hardon probably the only thing that worked. Thus the affiliation with fucking a passed out drunk that was on Viagra before he went into a self induced coma.

What color is the sky where you folks come from?

Same color as your sky, mister.

What was Garp's mom's name? Uh-huh.

I read the book, baby.

[Maggot]

I think it was Jenny, I also read the book, I also think Garps Father was a tank driver or something like that, its been almost 18 yrs since I read that book.

[Midwest Spy]

Ken Burns is known for having produced very good documentaries.

2014 is the 25^th anniversary of his epic The Civil War.

My wife and I are watching it on Netflix, and it really is impressive. All the photos from that era make you nearly feel as if you're there.

The writing is superb and the use of well known actors as voices was I'm sure a first of its kind.

My paternal grandmother was from Galveston and never truly changed her southern ways. She married my grandpa, of Norwegian descent from Minn. they lived in Biloxi, MS for their last 40 years or so, just minutes from Jefferson Davis' retirement home.

Watching this makes me think there probably weren't many north/south marriages back in the 1940's, but maybe I'm wrong.

[Duchess]

Watching this makes me think there probably weren't many north/south marriages back in the 1940's, but maybe I'm wrong.

You're not wrong. Southerners had a hate for Yankees, some still do. It would have been akin to marrying a black, damn near unheard of.

[Maggot]

Back when he was doing that film I was into civil war ere-enactments. There was one in Chichester and Burns came by to check it out. I didn't know him then and he just walked around talking to people. He is a short guy and after hearing who he was and his relation to Robert Burns the poet, I kicked myself in the ass for not getting his signature on an old book I had that had a cover made of the wood that came from his barn that he wrote a bunch of poems in. Nice guy that is hard to hear sometimes because he talks very softly.