the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[username]

I felt that way too when I got my Coach. It's still sitting in its dust bag.

It's all.your.fault. I love the leather but you ruined it for me. I'll still carry my nigger bag though.

Anyway, you really ARE a nigger. Donate the damn thing if you're too white for it. Ramsey will take it...along with your musty old shoes and probably your underwear, too.

[Duchess]

Anyway, you really ARE a nigger. Donate the damn thing if you're too white for it. Ramsey will take it...along with your musty old shoes and probably your underwear, too.

I'm a nigger if I do & a nigger if I don't.

She might like some of my footwear and the very few panties I own, I need in case I wear white jeans.

[ramseycat]

I'll pass on the skivvies Duchess. I will take the Coach though.

[Maggot]

Do they make coach underwear? If they do are they rugged enough to take 10min. on one of those ponies you see outside of department stores for 50 cents? I hope they don't collect dust because that's the beginning of cob webs ya know.


Also for 50 points did anyone know they stick a butt plug into the anal cavity when someone gets a lethal injection? Its the ultimate and last ass fuck, no fuss and less mess.

[aussiefriend]

what is 'ALS'?

Also User you ungrateful bitch. And MWS you still suck, but I like you.

[Midwest Spy]

what is 'ALS'?

Also User you ungrateful bitch. And MWS you still suck, but I like you.

Thanks, I think??

[Duchess]

what is 'ALS'?

It's a horrible disease, Aussie. It affects your body in a terrible, debilitating way yet leaves your brain perfectly intact.

Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), often referred to as "Lou Gehrig's Disease," is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the brain and the spinal cord. Motor neurons reach from the brain to the spinal cord and from the spinal cord to the muscles throughout the body. The progressive degeneration of the motor neurons in ALS eventually leads to their death. When the motor neurons die, the ability of the brain to initiate and control muscle movement is lost. With voluntary muscle action progressively affected, patients in the later stages of the disease may become totally paralyzed.

[ramseycat]

what is 'ALS'?

Also User you ungrateful bitch. And MWS you still suck, but I like you.

Are you kidding me? You're on the medical field and don't know what ALS is????

[aussiefriend]

Oh great I post replies and it's not working.

[Maggot]

Oh great I post replies and it's not working.

Give it time Grasshopper.

[Midwest Spy]

"in self-sacrificing desperate valor, this charge has no parallel in any war."

[sally]

I believe my mom had ALS, but they kept saying it was Parkinson's which is similar. She didn't shake though and her muscles deteriorated at such a rapid pace to the point that she couldn't walk or swallow. I always felt that they were misdiagnosing her, Parkinson's patient's muscles don't deteriorate that quickly. Then she got the lung cancer on top of it, but it was not being able to walk anymore that made her give up.

[Duchess]

I can't concentrate on work. Fuck it. I'm going to smoke some weed instead.

[Maggot]

I can't concentrate on work. Fuck it. I'm going to smoke some weed instead.

I just didz that!

[Duchess]

I'm doing it now.

[sally]

I guess there is something wrong with my bladder. I had the ultrasound Tuesday and they called me back today to see if I could come in to discuss the results. I can't handle any bad news today so I made the appointment for Monday. I don't have any bladder cancer symptoms at all. I feel so healthy I could go for a 5 mile jog right now. So I guess if it is something serious it couldn't be too advanced.

[Duchess]

I guess there is something wrong with my bladder. I had the ultrasound Tuesday and they called me back today to see if I could come in to discuss the results.

Don't let those bitches mindfuck you. This isn't the first time I have heard of them (that's a general them) doing that. Every time they see you in person they get to bill for that. Call them back and tell them that you'd like to hear your results now. This will weigh on you all weekend, please at least consider doing that.

[Maggot]

A bladder infection can be cured by drinking lots of cranberry juice but use the 100% cranberry juice. Mix it with Vodka ya doughnut dumpster diving drunk. I say that with the utmost loving care.

[sally]

I always have a bottle of unsweetened pure cranberry juice in my fridge. It's really tart so I mix it with water. After my morning coffee I drink that all day until beer:30.

[sally]

I guess there is something wrong with my bladder. I had the ultrasound Tuesday and they called me back today to see if I could come in to discuss the results.

Don't let those bitches mindfuck you. This isn't the first time I have heard of them (that's a general them) doing that. Every time they see you in person they get to bill for that. Call them back and tell them that you'd like to hear your results now. This will weigh on you all weekend, please at least consider doing that.

Yeah it's pretty nerve wrecking thinking I might have advanced stage bladder cancer and might not make it too Christmas. I really doubt that's the case, but I still can't help thinking about it.