the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Now all I have to worry about is my bladder, it might be infested with worms too.

I kinda love how you contract everything that's out there, Ebola, brain tumors, worms.

[ramseycat]

And I was worried because I've been really tired. At least I don't have worms or have to poop in a bucket.

[sally]

How do you know it's not worms?

[ramseycat]

ITS NOT WORMS.

[sally]

I wouldn't be so sure about that, nasty ass.

[ramseycat]

Speak for yourself Sally.

[Midwest Spy]

If anyone gets the chance, turn on Fox and check out Master Chef Jr. I believe they're filming at Malibu Wines where I visited in October. Beautiful place.

[username]

ITS NOT WORMS.

Denial. You can't get better until you admit there's a problem, Ramsey. Let ur inner worms out, child.

[aussiefriend]

I want to start a thread called the Mock confessional. Have we got a thread like this already, I think my memory fails me, but did LC start one? Anyone Anyone? I want to use the confessional.

[HairOfTheDog]

I want to start a thread called the Mock confessional. Have we got a thread like this already, I think my memory fails me, but did LC start one? Anyone Anyone? I want to use the confessional.

THE MOCK CONFESSIONAL:
http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid...NFESSIONAL

ETA: User started a new thread for new confessions in Members Only:
http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid...#pid381448

[ramseycat]

ITS NOT WORMS.

Denial. You can't get better until you admit there's a problem, Ramsey. Let ur inner worms out, child.

I HATE YOU!

[crash]

Didn't take long to move from denial to anger. Acceptance is just around the corner now.

[username]

I am taking care of bidness!!!! I've had an earache for weeks. I just made an appointment to see my doctor today.

Mayhaps I have worms in my ear too. Hmmmm....

Nobody has called me about my poop yet.

[Duchess]

No news is good news.

[Maggot]

When I was a kid my younger brother had an earache, for a week he was getting worse I think he was about 5 or 6 but after seeing the doctor and getting the eraser removed he was fine.

[username]

When I was a kid my younger brother had an earache, for a week he was getting worse I think he was about 5 or 6 but after seeing the doctor and getting the eraser removed he was fine.

I don't think I have an eraser in there.




Remind me not to tell you the story about my sister and the tampon.

[username]

Who knew? I haz an ear infucktion.

That's it. I'm going to become one of those crazy people that go to their doctor every.freaking.day with every.mild.complaint until I feel like I'm 18 again. I'm not taking this anymore.

[sally]

I got my ass beat for dropping a pop corn kernel in my cousins ear when I was around 5. Jesus, the way they reacted you'd think I set the whole goddamn house on fire. He was only in the ER for a few hours.

[blueberryhill]

Nobody has called me about my poop yet.
[/quote]

Went through this years ago. They probably will tell you have irritable bowel, or have colitis, caused by stress. I take nexium and does help with all the belly aches. I take a lot of the pink pills, too. It also turned out that i was lactose intolerant, too and it does help to stay away from dairy products or use sparingly. They do have pillls for that to take before you have that dish of ice cream, or whatever. You also may have diverticulitis (little pockets in colon), which can get infected and cause pain and cramping. This would require colonoscopy. Think this was already discussed here.

[blueberryhill]

The above ^^^^^is quote from User. I screwed it up.