the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

Climate change for sure.

[username]

My daughter is where we wanted her to go originally. He's coming home tomorrow but when he visited her today, he found her hanging out with around 6 other girls at a table chatting. I'm so happy, I'm going to take around 4 Advil pm's and sleep like a brick. If I don't post by 10am or something, I'm still sleeping or dead.

That's a really good sign -- that she's socializing -- right?

I hope your girl bonds with some of the other girls, starts eating well, and has good counselors who she lets help her. I imagine that would be the best gift she could give you and your husband (and herself) going into a new year.

I really hope this is THE place, user.

Amen. It's been so damn long since she's done such a simple thing--sit around with 5 or 6 other kids and just talk. The last time (this round) was probably in April.

[username]

So this is what a Winter storm in California looks like? It's all over my welcome screen, it's being written about like it's a big, scary monster.

I'm sure it will blow over. Har, har. I'm going to whine like a baby if we lose power for a couple of days. THAT makes me crazy. Speaking of, I need to go home and make sure make the electronics are fully charged.

[Duchess]

Fill one of your tubs so you have water for flushing toilets.

[Duchess]

A Scandinavian men's underwear brand named Comfyballs simply will not fly in America, says the U.S. Patent and Trade Office.

The agency has denied the Norwegian company's application to register the trademark in the U.S., calling the name 'vulgar.'

The company was born in 2013 and quickly moved to the UK, New Zealand and Australia where it promises its underwear--designed with PackageFront technology--reduces heat while allowing for freer movement.

[blueberryhill]

Bluebush.........what does that tree look like?

Is this a trick question?

No, it is a sexually motivated response technique I use for my psychological profile file.

Oh geez.......I should have known how your warped mind works.

[aussiefriend]

aussiebitch..........Keep voting in flaming liberals that will gladly spend your money on pipe dreams, your taxes will go up-up-up.

you can have my old car Maggot.

Listen Maggot, I am a member of the nurses union there is not a government in Australia who will take those broads on. I'm fine with my lot.

[sally]

Now I have something else wrong with me. This is the second month that my period is unusually light, just a little pinkish brown spotting. I'm either pregnant, starting early menopause, having a reaction from the IUD, or have cancer. Or worms.

[username]

Now I have something else wrong with me. This is the second month that my period is unusually light, just a little pinkish brown spotting. I'm either pregnant, starting early menopause, having a reaction from the IUD, or have cancer. Or worms.

I vote for BABY!!!!!

[Midwest Spy]

Now I have something else wrong with me. This is the second month that my period is unusually light, just a little pinkish brown spotting. I'm either pregnant, starting early menopause, having a reaction from the IUD, or have cancer. Or worms.

And your breasts? Swollen, tender to the touch?

[sally]

And your breasts? Swollen, tender to the touch?

No they feel fine, Dr. Creepy.

[Midwest Spy]

No they feel fine, Dr. Creepy.

Just trying to get a handle on all your symptoms.

Diagnosis later.

[Midwest Spy]

No they feel fine, Dr. Creepy.

Just trying to get a handle on all your symptoms.

Diagnosis later.

After researching your symptoms (pouty lips, flushed face, full breasts) on-line today, it's pretty clear that you're simply in heat.

Remedy: find someone willing to satisfy that ache in your loins.

This doctor shit isn't all that difficult.

[sally]

You're fired.

[username]

I'm with my whiney "i don't know what to do it's raaaaaining" son and his friend. We're bowling. I won, muthafuckers!!

[username]

There's a hummingbird stuck in my garage. Stupid think hasn't even figured out how to fly out with the garage door open.

[Maggot]

Spray the garage with perfume he will head for the hills.

[cannongal]

Now I have something else wrong with me. This is the second month that my period is unusually light, just a little pinkish brown spotting. I'm either pregnant, starting early menopause, having a reaction from the IUD, or have cancer. Or worms.

Have you ever considered a psychiatrist? One of them might be able to help with that hypochondria of yours.

[sally]

Now I have something else wrong with me. This is the second month that my period is unusually light, just a little pinkish brown spotting. I'm either pregnant, starting early menopause, having a reaction from the IUD, or have cancer. Or worms.

Have you ever considered a psychiatrist? One of them might be able to help with that hypochondria of yours.

It's not exactly hypochondria, I've been posting here since 2008 and this is the first I've posted about any health problems. Not even during a pregnancy.

I don't ever go to the doctor. I went because of a headache I was having for months and then they found all kinds of other shit wrong with me that doesn't even relate to it. They're making me a nervous wreck.

[sally]

My liver ultrasound came back normal, great. I didn't even go there for my liver, he just ordered it because the routine blood work was abnormal. My bladder ultrasound came back abnormal. Inflamed and covered in growths, but he thinks it's just cystitis. Great. He referred me to a urologist and they scheduled the appointment for Dec. 2^nd and then called me back and moved it to the 23^rd. In the mean time all I can think is that it's cancer, especially now that my periods are weird all of the sudden. But that's probably from the mental stress of thinking I have bladder cancer.