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(12-23-2013, 10:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: I just want to pet puppies, and watch Jessica Simpsons back. I could double as a lifegaurd for her and keep the rif raf away as she shops for stuff. I need something like that. This working crap is really pissing me off.
Being Jessica Simpsons lackey and being expected to jump in front of a bullet for her?
No thanks.
I'm just glad your ambition is so broad, you don't want to guard the mall you want to guard a retarded celebrity as she shops in the mall?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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(12-23-2013, 07:59 AM)crash Wrote: One persons security guard may be the man charged with the security of the so called most important man in the free world, the personal security guard to the POTUS. Or the guy that runs security at Fort Knox.
Obama seems like a decent enough dude its not my ambition to take a bullet for him though.
And gold is very nice and shiny but I wouldn't take a bullet for that either.
In fact I have no ambition to do anything that could result in me taking a bullet.
If maggotyboo became head of security at Fort Knox on monday there would be 2 bars of gold left by wednesday.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
