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#1
12-30-2013, 12:57 PM
I want to be a body art painter.
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If I wasn't good enough, I would get better with practice.
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12-30-2013, 01:22 PM
It could be a cool little business.

If you're looking for a hands-on partner, I don't think Carsman is a good option, though.


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12-30-2013, 01:22 PM
Mmmmm.... Ok.
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12-30-2013, 01:41 PM
If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?
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12-30-2013, 01:56 PM
(12-30-2013, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?

I don't think so.

Probably safer to market yourself as a "female body artist" just to avoid having any snakes hissing at you when they're turned away.

I kinda like this one.

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12-30-2013, 01:59 PM
(12-30-2013, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?

No just stupid.

No small business can afford to turn down customers just because they've got a cock.
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12-30-2013, 02:02 PM
This one is really cool.

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12-30-2013, 02:23 PM
(12-30-2013, 01:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: 3a88c430-8b0e-4405-a5c1-be5949fcaa47_zps...1388423915]


That snake! The original one eyed snake, huh. Hahahaha!
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12-30-2013, 03:30 PM
And all that wood, too.
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12-30-2013, 03:56 PM


hah
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12-30-2013, 05:07 PM
In his new career, Maggot could maybe do some seasonal contract work for the advertising department of his team.

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12-30-2013, 05:20 PM
(12-30-2013, 01:59 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(12-30-2013, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?

No just stupid.

No small business can afford to turn down customers just because they've got a cock.

Your hired!!!! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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12-30-2013, 06:52 PM
Too late. There's already a reality show on cable for body painting.

I was flipping through the channels a few weeks ago and caught it. It was pretty cool. They painted up a whole wedding party for a Zombie themed wedding. The women wore thongs and the guys wore boxer briefs. They painted them head to toe.

It's got Vegas in the name and I can't remember the channel either. I'm contemplating a Google search for you, but I doubt I get that ambitious.
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12-30-2013, 07:24 PM
Oh I saw that the other day for a couple of minutes, Naked in Vegas? Or something like that..
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12-30-2013, 07:36 PM
(12-30-2013, 07:24 PM)crash Wrote: Oh I saw that the other day for a couple of minutes, Naked in Vegas? Or something like that..


I think that's it.
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12-30-2013, 08:09 PM
A friend of mine does body painting for a living. Originally he did custom paint jobs on Bikes and cars but he makes more money painting women.
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12-30-2013, 09:58 PM
I wonder what paint they use. Its not acrylic.
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12-30-2013, 11:00 PM
I cant remember what it is exactly. I will ask him though. I do know that alcohol will remove it.
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12-30-2013, 11:13 PM
OK, Just asked him and he said its actually alcohol based ink that he gets out of Australia.
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