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RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW...MOCK NEW YEAR'S EVE
SIXFOOTERsez Offline
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#21
01-01-2014, 01:11 AM
git your ass busy dammit!
LOL, this wasn't a bad year.
Got stuff to accomplish this year, get down under 250 so I can solo sky dive..
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01-01-2014, 01:22 AM
(01-01-2014, 01:11 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: git your ass busy dammit!
LOL, this wasn't a bad year.
Got stuff to accomplish this year, get down under 250 so I can solo sky dive..

Thanks for the kick!

I'm always busy juggling things and waiting to hear from someone to know which pin to throw up in the air or catch next.

It's more a question of letting the pins hit the floor for long enough to get outta the juggling position altogether.

Kinda buzzed and getting too serious here.

Good luck with your goal, Six, you'll do it. I've been skydiving twice in Perris; loved it. Both were tandem, by requirement. I can see why you wanna get to a solo jump qualification - even bigger rush without the human safety net, I'm sure. Pretty cool stuff.
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01-01-2014, 01:28 AM
I had a pretty long conversation with myself last night whilst contemplating where 2013 went and what 2014 might bring. I decided I've been standing at the crossroads too long, trying to work out which way to jump.

2014 is going to be about that jump.
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#24
01-01-2014, 02:25 AM
2014 Mock New Year's Resolutions, recorded for posterity.

Six: (jump point: literally miles high)
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Crash and HOTD (jump points: figurative cross-roads)

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Might as well jump...
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01-01-2014, 07:54 AM
(12-31-2013, 10:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Are you drunk? Stoned?


Stoned, yes. I did not go out, I choose to stay home. I'm having a house party Saturday night for friends & football lovers where we will celebrate not only the new year but being NFC East Division Champs. YeeHaw.
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01-01-2014, 10:57 AM
Hot if I may answer for Clang re: Dr Demento. It is tough narrowing it down, but some of my all time favorites included Existential Blues, Last Will and Temperament/Taekwon Leap, and Marvin I Love You.
There were a bunch though.
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01-01-2014, 11:27 AM
(01-01-2014, 10:57 AM)Donovan Wrote: Hot if I may answer for Clang re: Dr Demento. It is tough narrowing it down, but some of my all time favorites included Existential Blues, Last Will and Temperament/Taekwon Leap, and Marvin I Love You.
There were a bunch though.

He really did play a bunch of fun whacky tunes.

Existential Blues was a a really good one. Even without the parody of deep lyrics, it's a good song. Same with Zappa's Don't Eat The Yellow Snow.

I liked the not-downtown Julie Brown a lot. This is one of my favorites that Dr. Demento played often; the song always made me laugh and the video is perfect. It was released before the school spree killings really kicked into gear - pretty sure it wouldn't get much play on MTV today (if they even still played videos).

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01-01-2014, 11:30 AM
(01-01-2014, 07:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-31-2013, 10:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Are you drunk? Stoned?


Stoned, yes. I did not go out, I choose to stay home. I'm having a house party Saturday night for friends & football lovers where we will celebrate not only the new year but being NFC East Division Champs. YeeHaw.

Happy New Year, Duchess. Blowing-kisses

Go Eagles!
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01-01-2014, 11:34 AM


Thank you, darling & thanks for the "go Eagles" too!
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01-01-2014, 12:06 PM
(01-01-2014, 10:57 AM)Donovan Wrote: Hot if I may answer for Clang re: Dr Demento. It is tough narrowing it down, but some of my all time favorites included Existential Blues, Last Will and Temperament/Taekwon Leap, and Marvin I Love You.
There were a bunch though.
Boot to the head! Can't forget Dr Demento classics like Shaving Cream, Fishheads, Squirrels, and Star Trekkin'.
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01-01-2014, 02:54 PM
(01-01-2014, 12:00 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: . so lonesome I might put on some bra and panties and have a wank.

Not much I can really add to that to make it any more pathetic and tragic than it already is.
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01-01-2014, 03:18 PM
(01-01-2014, 02:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-01-2014, 12:00 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: . so lonesome I might put on some bra and panties and have a wank.

Not much I can really add to that to make it any more pathetic and tragic than it already is.
I enjoy having the occasional peace,quiet, and solitude...so Nyah!
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#33
01-01-2014, 03:50 PM
Happy New year Mockers and may this year be better and more productive than the last. Not you people but me I was getting lazy there towards the end.
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#34
01-01-2014, 04:45 PM
Meh, I didn't get home from Palm Springs till 7 or so last night; I wasn't in the mood to partay. I watched a movie on my laptop, just slightly buzzed from the Xanax I took to get on the stupid plane.
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01-02-2014, 01:13 PM
(01-01-2014, 12:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can't forget Dr Demento classics like Shaving Cream, Fishheads, Squirrels, and Star Trekkin'.

Eat them up, yum...



Weird shit.
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01-02-2014, 02:03 PM
My New Year's Resolutions for 2014:

Graduate college with my Associate's Degree in July.

Take a trip to New York in August to celebrate my graduation.
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01-02-2014, 02:09 PM


Jeez. All I want is to get through February without having gone mad from being confined because the weather is sucky.
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01-02-2014, 02:38 PM
I just want a job and to lose my virginity if the priesthood doesn't work out.
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01-02-2014, 03:51 PM
(01-02-2014, 02:03 PM)nrkerr Wrote: My New Year's Resolutions for 2014:

Graduate college with my Associate's Degree in July.

Take a trip to New York in August to celebrate my graduation.

What about getting up the balls to talk with the hubby about your sex fetishes? Huh? You think he's a mind reader or something?
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01-02-2014, 04:16 PM
(01-02-2014, 03:51 PM)username Wrote:
(01-02-2014, 02:03 PM)nrkerr Wrote: My New Year's Resolutions for 2014:

Graduate college with my Associate's Degree in July.

Take a trip to New York in August to celebrate my graduation.

What about getting up the balls to talk with the hubby about your sex fetishes? Huh? You think he's a mind reader or something?

Nah, he's a dick. I don't want to even look at him right now.
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