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RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW...MOCK NEW YEAR'S EVE
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#41
01-02-2014, 07:45 PM
(01-02-2014, 04:16 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Nah, he's a dick. I don't want to even look at him right now.

I'm glad I'm not alone in that feeling this New Year. I fully expect to feel that way many times in 2014 too, but the good news is I usually get over it pretty quick.
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01-02-2014, 07:54 PM
When husbands are being dicks, what are they doing (or not doing)?

I can always use some helpful advice.
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#43
01-02-2014, 08:42 PM
(01-02-2014, 07:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When husbands are being dicks, what are they doing (or not doing)?

I can always use some helpful advice.


You can't define it that easily. If you're acting like a dick your wife will let you know in one way or another.
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01-03-2014, 02:19 PM
(01-02-2014, 02:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I just want a job and to lose my virginity if the priesthood doesn't work out.

Its hard to pick which one of those is LEAST likely to happen.

I think the priesthood is most likely, you already wank while wearing womens underwear so technically you are nearly half way there boy.
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01-03-2014, 02:22 PM
(01-01-2014, 03:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I enjoy having the occasional peace,quiet, and solitude...so Nyah!

Yes, I would get used to that if I was you, especially the solitude.
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01-03-2014, 02:24 PM
(01-02-2014, 07:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When husbands are being dicks, what are they doing (or not doing)?

I can always use some helpful advice.

Your wife knows you are being a dick whenever you open your mouth.
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01-03-2014, 02:27 PM
(01-02-2014, 04:16 PM)nrkerr Wrote: Nah, he's a dick. I don't want to even look at him right now.

My wife and I once had a massive row at xmas and we vowed to each other “never again” and so far so good.
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01-03-2014, 03:35 PM
(01-03-2014, 02:22 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-01-2014, 03:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I enjoy having the occasional peace,quiet, and solitude...so Nyah!

Yes, I would get used to that if I was you, especially the solitude.
fine with me. I'd finally have time enough to read all the books I wanted to. But unlike the guy in the Twilight Zone episode I'd make sure I had spare eyeglasses or shatter proof ones.
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01-04-2014, 08:26 AM
(01-03-2014, 03:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: fine with me. I'd finally have time enough to read all the books I wanted to.

Of course The Cat in the Hat, Run Spot Run, The Hungry Caterpillar all the literary heavyweights.
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01-04-2014, 11:57 AM
The Hungry Caterpillar is an often underestimated literary Giant.

A classic....

Witness:

On Monday, he ate through 1 apple, on Tuesday, he ate through 2 pickles, etc.

Saturday, he really overdid it, eating cake, candy, sausages, THE WORKS!

Sunday, back to the basics, A Nice Juicy Leaf.

And voila, he becomes a butterfly.

My daughter loves that one.
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01-04-2014, 12:29 PM
(01-04-2014, 08:26 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-03-2014, 03:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: fine with me. I'd finally have time enough to read all the books I wanted to.

Of course The Cat in the Hat, Run Spot Run, The Hungry Caterpillar all the literary heavyweights.
meh, I'll let you have this one. Green Eggs And Ham is my favorite Seuss book.
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01-04-2014, 02:10 PM
(01-04-2014, 11:57 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Saturday, he really overdid it, eating cake, candy, sausages, THE WORKS!

For Clang every day is saturday!
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01-04-2014, 03:13 PM
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01-04-2014, 10:39 PM
Clang you will never have any money in your social security till if you keep this up...........Oh wait. That doesn't matter anymore does it.
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01-04-2014, 10:53 PM
(01-04-2014, 10:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang you will never have any money in your social security till if you keep this up...........Oh wait. That doesn't matter anymore does it.


What is this 'social security' you speak of ?
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01-04-2014, 11:34 PM
(01-04-2014, 10:53 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(01-04-2014, 10:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang you will never have any money in your social security till if you keep this up...........Oh wait. That doesn't matter anymore does it.


What is this 'social security' you speak of ?

Its a mystical legend that at one point in time people actually believed in but has since been proven to be the stuff of legends and myth. Much like the dodo bird.
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01-05-2014, 07:05 AM
Clang is a hopeless case.

Bad enough to be an unemployed carbunkle on the arse of society something else entirely to be proud of it.
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01-05-2014, 11:47 AM
(01-05-2014, 07:05 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Clang is a hopeless case.

Bad enough to be an unemployed carbunkle on the arse of society something else entirely to be proud of it.
Trollololololol!!!!
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#59
01-05-2014, 12:12 PM
You keep on setting your testicles up I'll keep on hitting them for six you masochistic pervert.
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01-05-2014, 02:56 PM
(01-05-2014, 12:12 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You keep on setting your testicles up I'll keep on hitting them for six you masochistic pervert.
subject displays homosexual fantasies.
*scribbles in notebook*

You're sure to get that masters in psychology, Clang Jr.
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