WHERE IS TheKid65?

[HairOfTheDog]

1. He's too busy for Mock now because he's a married Mormon living in Utah and lurking the temple in search of bride number two.

2. He's too busy for Mock now because it's football season and he's totally immersed in his fantasy league.

3. He's in mourning over the death of Brian the dog from Family Guy and on social hiatus until the cloud lifts.

4. He's relapsed and is too busy boozin', druggin', and chasing tail to bother with his old friends at Mock.

5. He's in a deep meaningful Facebook relationship and can't think of anything else.

6. All of the above

7. Other?...

[Clang McFly]

1. He's too busy for Mock now because he's a married Mormon living in Utah and lurking the temple in search of bride number two.

2. He's too busy for Mock now because it's football season and he's totally immersed in his fantasy league.

3. He's in mourning over the death of Brian the dog from Family Guy and on social hiatus until the cloud lifts.

4. He's relapsed and is too busy boozin', druggin', and chasing tail to bother with his old friends at Mock.

5. He's in a deep meaningful Facebook relationship and can't think of anything else.

6. All of the above

7. Other?...

1 and 4.

[Duchess]

He's pregnant & nesting.

I decreed there shall be no negativity directed to anyone pregnant. Dick gave Sally flowers everyday for months. She couldn't wait for it to be over!

[HairOfTheDog]

Oops, I had no idea.



Now I feel kinda guilty for poking him and all.

Sorry, Kid. Congratulations!

[Duchess]

Those Mormons like big families, don't they?

Kid, this is so exciting! I'm getting shower ideas. I'm inspired!

[HairOfTheDog]

Looks to me like twins might be in order for Kid.

These look pretty easy to make and I think Kid and his wholesome new friends will like them.

Sign me up for two trays, Duchess.



A baby shower, yay! (It was hard even typing that )

[Duchess]

A baby shower, yay! (It was hard even typing that )

[Clang McFly]

Oops, I had no idea.



Now I feel kinda guilty for poking him and all.

Sorry, Kid. Congratulations!

that looks the same as my belly. I've been pregnant for 16 years(i didn't get fat until after college)and didn't know it. Wonder if I'll ever find the alien that finger raped me.

[sally]

Can I be in charge of catering his baby shower? I'm thinking Japanese. Sushi, tempura, shrimp pot stickers, yakatori chicken skewers, chili beef ramen, sake and Kirin beer. No raw fish, sake or beer for the mother to be of course, he gets a virgin Volcano and California rolls.

[HairOfTheDog]

Can I be in charge of catering his baby shower? I'm thinking Japanese. Sushi, tempura, shrimp pot stickers, yakatori chicken skewers, chili beef ramen, sake and Kirin beer. No raw fish, sake or beer for the mother to be of course, he gets a virgin Volcano and California rolls.

That sounds really good.

If Clang schedules the cesarean, it might be more efficient to combine the showers?

I was thinking a diaper genie for Kid and his little one, and probably an X-box for Clang and his 16 year old.

[sally]

Diaper genies are overrated. Their poop doesn't even stink all that bad until they're about two 2 1/2. That's when things turn from cute to disgusting, but by that time it's shit on the pot or get the hell out of my house, kid.

I'd buy the diaper genie for Clang and give TheKid a Dr. Spock book.

[Clang McFly]

Diaper genies are overrated. Their poop doesn't even stink all that bad until they're about two 2 1/2. That's when things turn from cute to disgusting, but by that time it's shit on the pot or get the hell out of my house, kid.

I'd buy the diaper genie for Clang and give TheKid a Dr. Spock book.

Sure if nothing else it will come in handy when I change my mom and dad's diapers.

[username]

If Clang schedules the cesarean, it might be more efficient to combine the showers?

Pffft. They should cut him from his asshole up and through his balls and he can push the little sucker out.

[Clang McFly]

O_O

[HairOfTheDog]

Diaper genies are overrated. Their poop doesn't even stink all that bad until they're about two 2 1/2. That's when things turn from cute to disgusting, but by that time it's shit on the pot or get the hell out of my house, kid.

I'd buy the diaper genie for Clang and give TheKid a Dr. Spock book.

Sure if nothing else it will come in handy when I change my mom and dad's diapers.

Yeah, there are definitely some efficiencies and economies of scale in having three generations under one roof.

In terms of names, Clang, I recommend Martha for a girl or Martin for a boy. Nickname "Marty" for either has a nice ring to it.

For The Kid, I recommend Cisco for a boy or Sisko for a girl. I have a feeling that kid will be a friend of mine.

[crash]

They should cut him from his asshole up and through his balls

Some words sound so purty from your mouth. These are not some of them..

[Cynical Ninja]

AC/DC were Back in Black.

The kid65 is Back on Crack.

I had a quick peek in maggotyboos dictionary and R is for Relapse apparently.

[Clang McFly]

Diaper genies are overrated. Their poop doesn't even stink all that bad until they're about two 2 1/2. That's when things turn from cute to disgusting, but by that time it's shit on the pot or get the hell out of my house, kid.

I'd buy the diaper genie for Clang and give TheKid a Dr. Spock book.

Sure if nothing else it will come in handy when I change my mom and dad's diapers.

Yeah, there are definitely some efficiencies and economies of scale in having three generations under one roof.

In terms of names, Clang, I recommend Martha for a girl or Martin for a boy. Nickname "Marty" for either has a nice ring to it.

For The Kid, I recommend Cisco for a boy or Sisko for a girl. I have a feeling that kid will be a friend of mine.

Danielle or Betsy if its a girl, Kal-El or Al if its a boy.

[thekid65]

1. He's too busy for Mock now because he's a married Mormon living in Utah and lurking the temple in search of bride number two.

2. He's too busy for Mock now because it's football season and he's totally immersed in his fantasy league.

3. He's in mourning over the death of Brian the dog from Family Guy and on social hiatus until the cloud lifts.

4. He's relapsed and is too busy boozin', druggin', and chasing tail to bother with his old friends at Mock.

5. He's in a deep meaningful Facebook relationship and can't think of anything else.

6. All of the above

7. Other?...

1. Wife #2? What the fuck, HotD....I'm ready for #4...with one prerequisite. Her Aunt Flo must not visit on the 3^rd week of the month. Gotta keep the rotation going smooth, ya know...

2. I wish.....worst FF season of my life. Finished dead fucking last in my big money league. Finished 7^th in my middle money league. Made the playoffs in my chump change league, but was bounced in the first round. And last but not least, finished 13^th out of 20 in my confidence point pick'em league. I'm currently banking on my Superbowl squares to salvage this miserable season.

3. Never watched the show, but yet was somewhat happy when I heard the little fella was brought back to life.

4. Boozin/druggin..nope...Jan 24^th will be 2 years. Albeit I do happen to notice when it's 4:20 every so often. I've been chasin your tail for about 2 years now...sigh...Aunt Flo schedule please?

5. Funny you mention that. I looked up my first major crush from Jr high school. Holy fuck she got fat. Glad that didn't work out.

So there you have it...absolutely no concrete answer to your question(s)

[Duchess]

Kid is in da house.

Did you see where I had you pregnant & nesting?