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[Midwest Spy]

The Clooney thing is pretty funny.

My mother-in-law has accused me of it (which is probably a little biased), however, when the 28 year old that cut my hair told me a couple of years ago, "You know you kind of look like George Clooney". I responded with a shrug and said "oh". She then followed it with, "well, you know, most women think he's good-looking". BANG! Now, I have to acknowledge her compliment, and said "Thanks".

She was my type too, but don't worry, I didn't act a fool or anything. Just went on my way.

So, that's really where my Clooney connection comes in. It's not like I introduce myself in real life and then ask, "do you see any resemblance between George and I"?

[Midwest Spy]

Its like me going to a lap dancing club and coming out convinced every woman working in there was in love with me.

Did you live in Norway once too?

Hey. Get your stories straight.

The stripper took me home in Ft Worth, TX.

[Cynical Ninja]

The Clooney thing is pretty funny.

My mother-in-law has accused me of it (which is probably a little biased), however, when the 28 year old that cut my hair told me a couple of years ago, "You know you kind of look like George Clooney". I responded with a shrug and said "oh". She then followed it with, "well, you know, most women think he's good-looking". BANG! Now, I have to acknowledge her compliment, and said "Thanks".

She was my type too, but don't worry, I didn't act a fool or anything. Just went on my way.

So, that's really where my Clooney connection comes in. It's not like I introduce myself in real life and then ask, "do you see any resemblance between George and I"?

I've seen your picture mate you look sod all like George Clooney. Not to me anyway. I'm pretty honest, if you resembled George Clooney I would concede that you do but you don't.

I think the “28 year old” hairdresser (is her age really pertinent anyway?) Was probably buttering your man muffin for a bigger tip.

[Cynical Ninja]

The stripper took me home in Ft Worth, TX.

Yeah of course she did.

Personally if I had fucked a stripper I wouldn't wear it as a badge of honour.

Please don't think I'm picking on you by the way mate, you're like FU to me one of the good guys.

[username]

I'm not you User. I don't have to make up stories about a teenager hittin on me at the 7-11....

Where did I say be was hitting on me??? The prosecution rests. Teenage boy talks to Ramsey ergo he is "hitting on her". Your sons must love that. "Whatever you do, don't talk to my mom! She'll think it means you want to fuck her"!

[Cynical Ninja]

Did you live in Norway once too?

Is that a reference to the tv show Lillehammer.

[Cynical Ninja]

Where did I say be was hitting on me??? The prosecution rests. Teenage boy talks to Ramsey ergo he is "hitting on her". Your sons must love that. "Whatever you do, don't talk to my mom! She'll think it means you want to fuck her"!

Lol.

When we were discussing your sons new skateboard ramp its clear to me that you wanted me in the worst way User you horny old tart.

Lol.

[Midwest Spy]

however, when the 28 year old that cut my hair told me a couple of years ago, "You know you kind of look like George Clooney". I responded with a shrug and said "oh". She then followed it with, "well, you know, most women think he's good-looking". BANG! Now, I have to acknowledge her compliment, and said "Thanks".

... the “28 year old” hairdresser (is her age really pertinent anyway?)

Hell yes her age is pertinent!

15+ years younger than me!!

That increases her hotness by a factor of 10.

Thanks for all your honest feedback though. Much appreciated.

[Cynical Ninja]

Whatever.

I prefer older women anyway they are nearly always hornier in my experience.