HOW MANY PILLOWS

[sally]

Don't bother with the Chillow, I bought one and it's a piece of crap. It's heavy, uncomfortable and you can't put your face against it because it will freeze your damn ear off.

[ramseycat]

Even with a pillow case Sally?

[Maggot]

I have a vision of Pee-Wee hermin running into your bedroom every couple hrs turning on the light and yanking the pillow out from under your head saying "time to flip the pillow deary! ha-ha"

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Over...butt in the air.

Visualizing that....

[Cynical Ninja]

Hey! You're both goddamn welcome to start a thread. How's that?

Oi! I start threads all the time around here and they tend to be a little more intriguing than “how many pillows do you dribble on when you're sleep?”

Lol.

I make a concerted effort (when I can be arsed!) To start threads that will hopefully have legs. Aim your ire at ramsey or clang who would rather post drivel in other peoples forums than start their own.

Moron educator - “ire” is a middle English/old French word for anger.

[Carsman]

I love my sleep number bed. Absolutely worth every penny.

Yeah, hotel mattresses are definitely "used". Thanks for reminding me as I plan to go out of town this weekend. Ick.

My work is done!

[Duchess]

Oi! I start threads all the time around here and they tend to be a little more intriguing than “how many pillows do you dribble on when you're sleep?”



Moron educator - “ire” is a middle English/old French word for anger.

Yes, you do, I'll give you that, you're actually very good about it.

My first reaction whenever reading about sucky threads, whether they are mine or another Members, is to tell the person commenting to start one that pleases them, this morning it just happened to be you & Crash.

I know what ire is defined, you little shit.

Respect your elders, son.

[Cynical Ninja]

I know what ire is defined, you little shit.

I have to pander to all the demographics of Mock including the idiots who are legion.

Some morons will be googling “ire” and thinking “you think Duch should set the bank of the republic of Ireland on you like a financial pitbull?”

[ramseycat]

To some people their bed and sleeping arrangements are important. Having the correct number if pillows, soft sheets, a fluffy comforter make my bed comfy and cozy. Probably too much so because I don't want to get out of it in the morning.

[Cynical Ninja]

To some people their bed and sleeping arrangements are important.

To themselves maybe, not to anybody else is the point Crash and I are making catflap.

You could sleep in the coils of Medusas tail and I wouldn't give a flying fuck quite frankly.

[ramseycat]

I DON'T care what you think. I enjoy sharing with the more intelligent and pleasant members of the group. You clearly have shitty sleeping arrangements based on the frequency of your crabbiness. I'm guessing the wife puts you on the couch a lot.

[sally]

To some people their bed and sleeping arrangements are important.

To themselves maybe, not to anybody else is the point Crash and I are making catflap.

Fuck you and fuck Crash. You assholes had a 10 page long argument about cell phones that bored everyone shitless. You don't like the bedding department then get the fuck out and go over to T-Mobile.

[Duchess]

[aussiefriend]

Did you know that as you age you get the most wrinkles in your face while sleeping? People who sleep on their back tend to have less wrinkles than people who sleep on their stomach or side and constantly have their face rubbed against the pillow. Take note Aussie, you old bat.

Note to self.

[crash]

Fuck you and fuck Crash. You assholes had a 10 page long argument about cell phones that bored everyone shitless. You don't like the bedding department then get the fuck out and go over to T-Mobile.

Says the woman who had a week long whingathlon about a dropped fucking twelve pack of beer. That probably didn't even break all of them.

Maybe you should head on over to the fucking ⁷⁄₁₁ and get yourself a pack of Lucky's and a more secure 12 pack. You were much more fun when you drank and smoked, so fuck you too!

[HairOfTheDog]

Fuck you both!!!

I don't know exactly why because I wasn't bored with the 12 pack or the mobile phones, but fuck you both anyway!

And fuck you the hardest, crash! Lucky Lager is good stuff when you're tight on cash and spending a week in the 101F degree weather on the river. Not only is it nutritious and affordable, it's mentally stimulating. There are riddles on the inside of the bottle caps, FFS.

ETA: Oops, fuck me. I just realized that you probably meant Lucky Strike cigarettes - not nearly as healthy as Lucky Lager. I stand corrected.

[crash]

Fuck you both!!!

And fuck you the hardest, crash!

Oops, fuck me.

There were other words in between, I think, but...


*sigh*

[Duchess]

Sure is a lot of fucking going on in here.

Carry on...

[HairOfTheDog]

Sure is a lot of fucking going on in here.

Carry on...

Fucking Ay. It's a fucking fuck-fest in here, FFS.

(I don't use that word too often - but it feels pretty fucking good to splurge now and again.)

[Cynical Ninja]

Fuck you and fuck Crash. You assholes had a 10 page long argument about cell phones that bored everyone shitless. You don't like the bedding department then get the fuck out and go over to T-Mobile.

Yeah as Crash mentioned you had a neverending tiresome fucking brainfart of a thread about the legendary “beer injustice”. And when it was pointed out to you you were just being a crabby and unreasonable twat you tried to pretend it was somekind of clever trap like Jigsaw in the Saw films you tosspot.

Very much a case of you saying “don't do as I do do as I say” well fuck you! Cranky hypocritical nicotine starved bitch.