Who says men can't . . . .

[Carsman]

. . . . . . . . . . . .decorate?

I saw this and thought of all the gun enthusiasts in here!

[HairOfTheDog]

Shoot, those are kinda interesting, Cars.

Not sure who'd buy these, maybe guys living in the dorms or husband's with a man cave?

[Duchess]

That last one has MS' name written all over it.

[HairOfTheDog]

That last one has MS' name written all over it.

He's probably trying to get his hands on one or two right now.

I think MS has a firm grasp on the boob-man title here at Mock. Tit's true. (Corny, I know.)

Did you ever see a show on TLC several years back called "Trading Spaces" where neighbors would redecorate rooms in each others' homes, each with the help of a different professional designer? I really liked the show for a while and picked up some good tips.

My favorite designer was a male named Vern Yip - a Hong Kong native based in Georgia. His designs were cool and warm at the same time.



I like the room in this photo of him with his dog a lot.

[Duchess]

Yeah, I've seen that show before. I like HGTV in general. No matter what I watch on there it usually inspires me.

[Midwest Spy]

That last one has MS' name written all over it.

He's probably trying to get his hands on one or two right now.

I think MS has a firm grasp on the boob-man title here at Mock. Tit's true. (Corny, I know.)

A nice set of tits, especially a set that appears to be struggling to be set free of a tight blouse or sweater, makes me nuts.

I had to take my wife down again last night and she says, "why are you so horny lately??'

Not sure. A lot of sexual energy I guess.

[Duchess]

Take her down. Hahaha. Oh man. Did you jump her while her back was turned & bite the back of her neck like a wildcat in order to control her?

[Midwest Spy]

Take her down. Hahaha. Oh man. Did you jump her while her back was turned & bite the back of her neck like a wildcat in order to control her?

I was extremely turned on and needed some attention.

I basically went to the bedroom door, locked it (her greatest fear is riding me and having our kids walk in), and told her 'will this be a quickie or would you like to enjoy it too?

I felt like my balls were going to burst so I didn't have a lot of dick control much to her displeasure.

She usually gives me a couple of mulligans every month.

I used one last night.

[Duchess]

Does she like to fuck like a bunny too or is she just being a good wife?

[Midwest Spy]

I'd say I have the higher sex drive.

[sally]

I liked Trading Spaces. HGTV is probably my favorite channel, and a welcomed breath of pure, fresh air after listening to MS's nasty sex stories.

[Carsman]

Continuing decorating . . . . .

[Cynical Ninja]

. . . . . . . . . . . .decorate?

I saw this and thought of all the gun enthusiasts in here!

I wish more guns were used like that instead of being used to blow someone away who had the goddam nerve to knock on your door.

[BlueTiki]

Not sure who'd buy these, maybe guys living in the dorms or husband's with a man cave?

I'm guessing a wannabe gansta to illuminate his cheesy velvet painting over his satin sheeted waterbed.



You go, player!

[Carsman]

kinda clever!

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm guessing a wannabe gansta to illuminate his cheesy velvet painting over his satin sheeted waterbed.



You go, player!

Yikes.

I could see it working well in some rooms. Rooms where you do what you don't confess.

It looks like it was created back in the 70s. If there were more subjects in the painting, the colors were much more vibrant, the body more elongated, and it truly jumped out at you with energy, it might be confused with a dyn-o-mite piece from a scratching young artist from that era, J.J. Evans.

Okay, it's not even close. I liked the work of the real life artist, Ernie Barnes, a lot.



The "Sugar Shack", good times.

Great to see you, Tiki...

[Cynical Ninja]

I've got a mate who has pictures of naked women on the walls of his flat and not “artistic” naked women sort of porno naked women.

I told him I wasn't sure if he brought a young lady back to his place she would appreciate being confronted with the naked tits and pussies of other women greeting her when she walked in.

Cue Sal saying having pornography on your walls is the mark of a real man etc etc.

Lol - LAUGH OUT LOUD!

[sally]

It's loud and clear that you said LOL, Butt Fucker. But I will comment anyway. I would find it strange and off putting if I went to a grown man's house and he had pictures of women he clipped out of dirty magazines taped all over his walls. That shit is for when you're 12 and want to decorate the tree house.

[Maggot]

I had at least 20 playboy posters in my tree house.

[Cynical Ninja]

It's loud and clear that you said LOL, Butt Fucker. But I will comment anyway. I would find it strange and off putting if I went to a grown man's house and he had pictures of women he clipped out of dirty magazines taped all over his walls. That shit is for when you're 12 and want to decorate the tree house.

I agree with you spunk gulper. I had posters of scrantliy clad occassionally topless women on my walls as a teenager then I grew the fuck up and started playing with actual tits instead of looking at pictures of them.

Some of the stuff he has on his walls is ridiculous like still photos from the nastiest porno you can think of.