WHOSE FAULT IS IT?

[sally]

I can post a picture of my husband if you'd like, even out of shape he still puts you to shame. You can run around like the fucking gingerbread man all you want, he's still in better shape.

[thekid65]

So kid?

Was pot your gateway drug?

It was indeed the first drug I tried. However I would not call it a gateway drug, as I dont think its use lead to harder drug use. I think that was more to do with the crowd I was with.

[sally]

And when she turned around and counter accused me of having an unhealthy diet! Woah! Time out!

I think you need to take a time out, fat boy. In the words of Gomer Pyle... "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Or breakfast cereals morning, noon and night.




(07-04-2009 04:17 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
Or welsh rarebit with worcestershire sauce.

What you would call a "grilled cheese".

[Maggot]

I have been known to devour any one of those san where the hell is the stupid d sandwiches late at night in the privacy of myself.

[sally]

I have been known to devour any one of those san where the hell is the stupid d sandwiches late at night in the privacy of myself.

Sure, but unlike Evil Dr. Porkchop you don't call other people unhealthy while stuffing your fat face with it.

[crash]

It really doesn't take a genius to work out that you don't get all paunchy in the neck and pudgy faced like the picture he posted from sticking to a healthy diet..

Hypocrisy the name is cinnamon fuckknuckle...blah blah


Queue the 'when I was a pro skateboarding, boxing, martial arts and fourteen other sports hero' I stuck to strict diets post..

Most normal people have a splurge on something we shouldn't every now and then. Mostly just because we fucking can...big whoop

[Tammy75]

So, if your drinking is managed and not excessive, it doesn't interfere with your responsibilities, and it has never caused you social or working problems, why do you call yourself an alcoholic, Tammy?

Cause I don't wanna stop drinking. I could never image myself as one of those that would say no thank you to a drink if I am not driving.

Although I have had the flu the last 3 weeks and can't image ever drinking or smoking a cig again but I know as soon as I get better, I will come home from work and uncork a bottle.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thanks, Tammy.

I always understood alcoholism to be an inability to control/manage one's drinking which caused problems in one's life, not a lack of desire to stop drinking moderately and without problems.

You don't drink and drive. You can just stop when you're sick. You don't let alcohol cause problems in your life. Doesn't sound like you're a functioning alcoholic, sounds more like you're a functional person who just likes to have a few glasses of wine at night - like you have the ability to control/manage your intake.

Whatever the case, glad you're functional either way.

[Cynical Ninja]

Queue the 'when I was a pro skateboarding, boxing, martial arts and fourteen other sports hero' I stuck to strict diets post..

As opposed to having a PHD in bullshit with honours fucknut. A PHD you fully utilise 3 miles down a fucking mineshaft.

Yes, I was a pro skateboarder, yes I used to box and do martial arts, yes I used to play rugby and I was fucking good at it as well you would have been chasing me around the field like a dog chasing its tail my precious.

Now why not show us more of your famous australian class and post another photo of what you claim is your crotch douchebag.

[Cynical Ninja]

And when she turned around and counter accused me of having an unhealthy diet! Woah! Time out!

I think you need to take a time out, fat boy. In the words of Gomer Pyle... "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Or breakfast cereals morning, noon and night.




(07-04-2009 04:17 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
Or welsh rarebit with worcestershire sauce.

What you would call a "grilled cheese".

Thanks for going to all that trouble beerhag don't think for one moment I don't appreciate the obvious effort and importance I obviously play in your life.

Let's squeeze these recycled zits one at a time shall we?

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches? A thin layer of peanut butter with sliced banana on wholemeal bread so what? The big Sal version would ditch the fruit use an inch thick layer of peanut butter and probably be fried.

Breakfast cereals? Yeah CEREALS, shredded wheat, special K etc NOT bowls of marshmallows, cookies, neon coloured blobs or chocolate covered shit.

Cheese on toast? Thin layer of mature cheddar on wholemeal bread and grilled, so what? The sal version would be processed none cheese American cheese piled high and fried then topped with cheeze whiz.

I think you need to take time out beerhag and sit your ass down!

[crash]

As opposed to having a PHD in bullshit with honours fucknut. A PHD you fully utilise 3 miles down a fucking mineshaft.

Yes, I was a pro skateboarder, yes I used to box and do martial arts, yes I used to play rugby and I was fucking good at it as well you would have been chasing me around the field like a dog chasing its tail my precious.

Now why not show us more of your famous australian class and post another photo of what you claim is your crotch douchebag.

I do actually. And my thesis was written about an underground application. Thanks again for confirming the endless depths of your ignorance.

Whilst I'm sure you'd love to see a photo of my crotch, sorry to disappoint, deliverance. That was a one off bit of fun to play with Ramsey's head..not that you could see much other than my undies anyway.

[ramseycat]

Well then since it was for my benefit, I should get to see it.

[FAHQTOO]

Well then since it was for my benefit, I should get to see it.

You snooze, you lose.

[ramseycat]

Not fair hhmmppfff

[FAHQTOO]

Not fair hhmmppfff

It was quite nice.

[ramseycat]

Now that's just mean F2.

[Duchess]

You snooze, you lose.

I wasn't snoozing that day.

[Cynical Ninja]

I do actually. And my thesis was written about an underground application. Thanks again for confirming the endless depths of your ignorance.

Whilst I'm sure you'd love to see a photo of my crotch, sorry to disappoint, deliverance. That was a one off bit of fun to play with Ramsey's head..not that you could see much other than my undies anyway.

Of course you've got a degree but unfortunately no degree of shame or humility hence the crotch shot you posted when you were loaded (which by the way as opposed to enjoying I just felt embarrassed about on your behalf my precious).

[Cynical Ninja]

Well then since it was for my benefit, I should get to see it.

He deleted it when he realised how fucking moronic and dipshitted it was.

[crash]

Of course you've got a degree but unfortunately no degree of shame or humility hence the crotch shot you posted when you were loaded (which by the way as opposed to enjoying I just felt embarrassed about on your behalf my precious).

He deleted it when he realised how fucking moronic and dipshitted it was.

I deleted it before you got time to stash it in your private collection of wanking material. It seems it's cut you harder than Ramsey since you won't stfu about it.

I'll give you a tip, deliverance, I'm not ashamed of my body, scars and all..