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SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION
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#21
02-21-2014, 05:45 PM
Hey, I commented on that genius comment before seeing your comment above.

I guess it depends on the genius making the comment; I think I scored about .0475.

I'm shameless, though.
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02-21-2014, 05:49 PM
(02-21-2014, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I scored about .0475.

I'm flattered. I think..
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02-21-2014, 05:49 PM
The good news?

My wife's expectations have been lowered so much that when I do turn in an all-star worthy performance I earn mulligans for the next month.

What a sweet gal.
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02-21-2014, 05:53 PM
(02-21-2014, 05:49 PM)crash Wrote:
(02-21-2014, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I scored about .0475.

I'm flattered. I think..

It's a very good score for the middle of a work day and the phone ringing.

I'm gonna move on now, before you get me in trouble again (I always blame you, haha).
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02-21-2014, 05:53 PM
Where the hell did they get their highly scientific statistics from a pickle park?
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02-21-2014, 05:57 PM
(02-21-2014, 05:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where the hell did they get their highly scientific statistics from a pickle park?

It's very scientific!!!!!

According to the article:

The data comes from approximately 5,000 users and 23,000 individual sex sessions in the U.S. (there are about 10,000 users worldwide).

The data was extracted and compiled from Spreadsheets, a sex-tracking App launched last August.

"We're creating a sort of thermometer for sex," co-creator Tyler Elick, 29, told The Huffington Post. In addition to how long you're lasting, Spreadsheets can keep track of thrusts per minute, audio levels, and frequency of sex.
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02-21-2014, 06:47 PM
Thekid65....putting the ho, in I-dee-ho.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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02-21-2014, 07:24 PM
How the hell can you guys think about baseball or fishing when the toys are active?
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02-22-2014, 01:06 PM
When the trains nearly at the station there's no holding back it is a case of “if you didn't come when I ate your pussy you better do it quick because the vinegar strokes and point of no return is imminent!”
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06-13-2017, 04:14 PM


I blew the dust off this old thread. It made me laugh all over again.
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06-13-2017, 04:38 PM
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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06-13-2017, 04:44 PM
I'll check with Mouse, but I think I got most of those guys beat
Got to start a timer next time and check
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