LET ME BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT

[Duchess]

Thanks for posting Mockers. I'd love to slather you with butter.

[Midwest Spy]

In the 80's classic 'Weird Science' Chet (played by Bill Paxton) tells Kelly LeBrock's character, "... first I'm gonna butter your muffin."

This thread is ruining the fond memories I have of that scene because no one is saying it correctly.

[HairOfTheDog]

First, I'm gonna butter your muffin, MS.

Then, I'm gonna knock your top off.

The top of the muffin is the best part.

[sally]

I like a nice, toasted buttered English muffin. With little pools of butter in the browned nooks and crannies.

I'm talking about a real English muffin, not CN.

[Midwest Spy]

First, I'm gonna butter your muffin, MS.

Then, I'm gonna knock your top off.

The top of the muffin is the best part.

I just went and revisited the scene I mentioned via YouTube.

Kelly was a hottie back in the day.

Now she's Omega Moo material.

[QueenBee]

[Maggot]

Hell!!

[HairOfTheDog]

I just went and revisited the scene I mentioned via YouTube.

Kelly was a hottie back in the day.

Now she's Omega Moo material.

Why do you have to be such a wanker?

But yeah, she's definitely bigger. "Weird Science" was what, like 30 years ago, though?



I think she looks alright and don't think the extra weight lessens her attractiveness as much as the ever-changing face.

Really don't get why celebrities go so far.

[crash]

She's getting that lioness look about her..

[Midwest Spy]

I just went and revisited the scene I mentioned via YouTube.

Kelly was a hottie back in the day.

Now she's Omega Moo material.

Why do you have to be such a wanker?

Because I get off on it.

Bill Paxton has always been one of my favorites and he played Chet pretty damn well.

'Aliens', 'Twister', 'Titanic', (the Wyatt Earp movie with Kurt Russell), Hatfield & McCoys (with Kevin Costner), etc,, he's had a nice career.

[Duchess]

no one is saying it correctly.

Only one person said it wrong, everyone else is following suit.

[HairOfTheDog]

Because I get off on it.

Bill Paxton has always been one of my favorites and he played Chet pretty damn well.

'Aliens', 'Twister', 'Titanic', (the Wyatt Earp movie with Kurt Russell), Hatfield & McCoys (with Kevin Costner), etc,, he's had a nice career.

Get real. Use your fuzzy logic...

"A Simple Plan" and "Frailty" are his best movies.

I like Paxton alright, too.

[BlueTiki]

"A Simple Plan" and "Frailty" are his best movies.

I like Paxton alright, too.

Frailty gets my vote.

I believe he directed it, too.

(too lazy to check the accuracy of my memory)

[HairOfTheDog]

I checked it out and you're right - Paxton did direct "Frailty", Tiki.

Didn't know anything about the movie before I started watching it quite a while back - it surprised me.

It's a memorable film.

[Cynical Ninja]

As long as the administration recognise the fact my mere presence creates threads.

If someone created a thread based solely on a post of maggotyboo the space/time continum would fail.

But hotdog would be there offering CPR of course.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, what good is having the certification if you're not ready to use it?

I'd offer CPR in a heartbeat - or the lack of one.

But, I'm not up for performing virtual CPR on the internet. No matter; very few people let internet interactions affect their health physically or emotionally anyway.

And very few people would compare inspiring a thread topic to something earth shattering; "special" people.

[Donovan]

And let's not forget "Game over, man, game over!" the now-classic line from Aliens, was also a Paxton line and IIRC I think I read somewhere it was improvised.