03-18-2014, 02:02 PM
Hi. My name is Mole and I'm from Venezuela--a soon to be newly acquired CIA asset. I'm really hard at work making sure this fake revolution here gets off to a good start! Btw, setting up a phony revolution in Libya was a blast, too! It was a lot of fun sticking it to my pal Muammar after we lured him out in the open with the fake promise of meeting with Hillary to discuss peace terms. Our NATO boys got him good! Then our Jackals almost won the day in Syria, but Bashar decided to be an asshole and make things difficult for us so we're taking a little break from that. Then we tried to geopolitically isolate Russia with our little stunt in Ukraine as part of NATO's encirclement of Moscow. It almost worked but Putin had to put his foot down and stop that nonsense and make Obama look like a little bitch. This is the second time he's bitch-slapped our President and boy did he deserve it this time! So now I've taken up official residence in Venezuela to watch the fireworks. Wish me luck!
Nice to meet everyone here.
Nice to meet everyone here.