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http://www.nida.nih.gov/infofacts/marijuana.html
Not surprisingly, marijuana intoxication can cause distorted perceptions, impaired coordination, difficulty in thinking and problem solving, and problems with learning and memory. Research has shown that marijuanas adverse impact on learning and memory can last for days or weeks after the acute effects of the drug wear off.2 As a result, someone who smokes marijuana every day may be functioning at a suboptimal intellectual level all of the time.
Any reason why?
She seems a lot more cheerful, anyway. I guess my "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" comparison didn't impress anyone.
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You reckon she has graduated on to harder drugs to give her mood a lift Lumpy? You may be right.
Sinister?
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Maybe she is just happy that Spring is here? ::dunno::
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Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life.
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Spring? Jesus? My guess is she found a pack of cigarettes under the couch.
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Maybe she will shave her head, adopt an Indian name and join a commune
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Fry Guy Wrote:Maybe she will shave her head, adopt an Indian name and join a commune I thought you already had that covered?
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ramseycat Wrote:Fry Guy Wrote:Maybe she will shave her head, adopt an Indian name and join a commune I thought you already had that covered? Now see? It's brilliant witticisms like this that make Mock what it is today.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life. And I suppose this is the most brilliant mock of all times?? ::aww::
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ramseycat Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life. And I suppose this is the most brilliant mock of all times?? ::aww:: Duh...Subtle humor goes, ZOOM..right over your head
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life. Bite your tongue, woman!!! ::batguy::
Spring coming has improved my mood, yes. I'm hearing the unmistakable growl of Harley's on the road more frequently and knowing riding season is just around the corner also cheers me considerably. First time I hear a big pack coming down the road I'll probably go into a blissful catatonic state. ::lmao::
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[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:blissful catatonic state. ::lmao::
I thought that was the default setting of that chewed up piece of corned beef you call a brain?
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:blissful catatonic state. ::lmao::
I thought that was the default setting of that chewed up piece of corned beef you call a brain? Ok now, that one made me laugh right out loud. ::lmao:: ::thumbs::
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Duchess Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life. And I suppose this is the most brilliant mock of all times?? ::aww:: Duh...Subtle humor goes, ZOOM..right over your head There was nothing humorous about it.
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ramseycat Wrote:Duchess Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life. And I suppose this is the most brilliant mock of all times?? ::aww:: Duh...Subtle humor goes, ZOOM..right over your head There was nothing humorous about it. ZOOM might be overstating things, perhaps more of a gentle 'whoosh'.
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Or the sound of one brain clapping.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:Duchess Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe she's accepted our lord Jesus Christ into her life. And I suppose this is the most brilliant mock of all times?? ::aww:: Duh...Subtle humor goes, ZOOM..right over your head There was nothing humorous about it. ZOOM might be overstating things, perhaps more of a gentle 'whoosh'. I got it ya big dummy. Sin being saved by Jesus is like hell really freezing over. Neither one is every going to happen.
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"Hell really freezing over." Translates to:
Jack's magic beans growing a beanstock in your back yard.
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:"Hell really freezing over." Translates to:
Jack's magic beans growing a beanstock in your back yard. I tried to keep it in the same realm - Jesus and Hell? Keep things simple.
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