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What is the longest you have gone without sex?

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What is the longest you have gone without sex?
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#21
03-22-2009, 06:32 PM
:shock:.........my mind wanders, but my legs say run..........I trust my legs.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#22
03-22-2009, 07:26 PM
2 years, 10 months, 16 days and counting...
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#23
03-22-2009, 07:27 PM
Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:What time is it ?
Heh. Good point.

It was10 June, 2006, about 2230 hours the last time I got laid. Do the fucking math yourself, as it depresses me. ::bang::
I actually have you beaten by a few days. Go me. 21
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#24
03-22-2009, 07:29 PM
Ok, this is just sad. I can't be the longest one lol. Oh well, it was good for me spending a few years raising my daughter with no distractions once her mom left. ::bigg::
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#25
03-22-2009, 07:33 PM
Sinister Wrote:You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
21:;beat::21
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03-22-2009, 07:35 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
21:;beat::21
Hey, don't shake your rolling pin at me dear. You're the one who said no Smiley_emoticons_razz And I'm not one of those guys to hang around like a lost puppy for years before getting the hint...
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#27
03-22-2009, 07:35 PM
longest for me is about 6 months between girlfriends.
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#28
03-22-2009, 07:42 PM
1 week........it lasted 7 long days.64.........then I got paid.
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#29
03-22-2009, 08:12 PM
D Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
21:;beat::21
Hey, don't shake your rolling pin at me dear. You're the one who said no Smiley_emoticons_razz And I'm not one of those guys to hang around like a lost puppy for years before getting the hint...
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#30
03-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:BF is my first real FWB.
Stop it !...Call him your lover or.. or... SOMETHING ELSE !...No more BF or FWB or any of that shit !! :Diablo:
He is my Friend with Benefits.
That's much better...Stop with the BF bullshit...Better yet, call him, "my bitch". ::gigg::
FWB = Friends with Benefits.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#31
03-23-2009, 11:10 AM
Duchess Wrote:Was that a "streaking" smiley ?
Don'tcha know how to do that, Dutch? I'll 'splain....

[scroll= left ] ::tip:: [/scroll ]

Just leave the spaces out, and you can have it scroll left or right depending on which direction you type. If I type right, it may look like he's moonwalking. Let's test that theory....

[scroll=right]::tip::[/scroll]
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#32
03-23-2009, 01:33 PM
Wow. You really do need to get laid.
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#33
03-23-2009, 01:38 PM
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Wow. You really do need to get laid.
Ya THINK??!?!? 25 ::bang:: What I look like most days >>> ::nuts:: or 21
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#34
03-23-2009, 01:48 PM
At this point you've probably forgotten what one looks like.

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