BITCHFLAKES, TIS FRIDAY

[Duchess]

I won't be doing the Carlton. You're welcome.

Can I get you anything? Is there anything you'd like to know? What's your bra size? What color panties/boxers do you have on? Have you kissed anyone or anything today? Do you ever think about sex? When is Donovan getting married?

[ramseycat]

I just wanted you to do the Carlton. Now I'm sad because you won't. :(

[HairOfTheDog]

Can I get you anything?

Is there anything you'd like to know?

I'd like a very efficient and inexpensive (free would be even better) gardener, electrician, and external house painter for a few days. Really in need of some repairs and maintenance. TIA!

I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free? (No breezy answers, please.)

Happy Friday.

[Duchess]

I'd like a very efficient and inexpensive (free would be even better) gardener, electrician, and external house painter for a few days. Really in need of some repairs and maintenance. TIA!

I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free? (No breezy answers, please.)

Happy Friday.

For the gardener I would suggest your local senior center. Some of those seniors are still pretty active and they'd like nothing more than to put their skills to use and be productive. They are by far some of the best workers out there.

Electrician is a little harder but one just starting out who has all the relevant licenses would be good. That person will be a hard worker and knows his best business will come by word of mouth.

Painter - college students on summer break.

Many mountains can & do exist for an eternity.

Some people will never be free, they are a prisoner of their own mind.

Happy Friday!

[HairOfTheDog]

Thanks (I didn't expect serious answers).

I interface with seniors day in and day out. I'd not send any of them into the prickly pear jungle!

I'm just dreaming anyway. I want a one stop shop -- gardener/painter/electrician. Presto, done. I should probably have just wished for a magic wand instead.

P.s. I'm wearing tan panties with black lace trim and a little black bow in the front -- never been mentally uncomfortable with the pantyless thing except when I go to bed -- don't know why.

[Duchess]

Thanks (I didn't expect serious answers).

You're welcome! I pulled them out of my butt.

[HairOfTheDog]

Oops, I meant "never been mentally comfortable" in post 5.

Maybe it was a Freudian slip and my subconscious is telling me to give the pantyless thing a try?

Nah, probably just need more coffee and more focus.

So, spill Duchess -- panties or no panties this morning? That is the question.

[Duchess]

No panties. I only wear them if I'm wearing white jeans or a dress.

[Blindgreed1]

I won't be doing the Carlton. You're welcome.

Can I get you anything? Is there anything you'd like to know? What's your bra size? What color panties/boxers do you have on? Have you kissed anyone or anything today? Do you ever think about sex? When is Donovan getting married?

I don't wear a bra, my boxers are black with red skulls, I kissed my doggie and my daughter before I left the housse this morning. I always think about sex, and it wasn't my day to take care of Donovan so I'm not sure.

[Maggot]

The leaves sure are blowing in the wind today, But inside here I have clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right. I should go now.

[BlueTiki]

I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?

About 2 minutes and 58 seconds.

Shout it from the mountain on out to the sea (out to the sea)
No two ways about it, people have to be free
Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be
Natural situation for a man to be free

[HairOfTheDog]

All Right Now... It's starting to feel like Friday.

I should go now.

Yeah, let's move before they raise the parking rate!

I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?

Shout it from the mountain on out to the sea (out to the sea)
No two ways about it, people have to be free
Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be
Natural situation for a man to be free

Perfect tie-in (I have that album -- gotta give it a spin later -- been too long).

Anyway, "Free" is where it's at; no doubt about it.

Paul Rodgers

[Maggot]

That song is on the radio now! You must have ESPN.

[Maggot]

Who gives a fuck anyways?

[Duchess]

I was going to say I'd give you a fuck until I realized how it sounded.

[Blindgreed1]

I approve of panties, as well as no panties. I'm not here to judge.

[Maggot]

Don't get your panties in a clove hitch.

[QueenBee]

Had an excellent afternoon. Got a brand spanking new mattress set delivered. Got to send my 20 year old POS set to the curb. This is totally higher than the old set. An excuse to get new sheets. I would go do a happy dance, but do not want to get up.

[crash]

I'm just dreaming anyway. I want a one stop shop -- gardener/painter/electrician. Presto, done. I should probably have just wished for a magic wand instead.

Sounds like you might need a new man friend, HotD; one to tend to your bush, provide some spark and a lick. Of paint that is, a lick of paint.

Not so sure if you're due for an upgrade yet though; your current man friend may be more valuable in other ways. In my experience, I've had some very rewarding payment relationships for services rendered.

Girlfriends are not out of the question either..

[HairOfTheDog]

Nah, I spend enough time on business transactions and negotiations. I don't want that in my personal relationships, too -- no desire to convert my loved ones into personal laborers or to trade them in. My love is duty-free.

Anyway, I chose to buy a tricky original old home and choose to manage things for myself. That takes a certain amount of discretionary income for professional home maintenance and repairs after a number of years -- that's the challenge for me at this time. It may not be in the condition that I desire, but the house is fully functional and safe, so it's not a life-altering dilemma or anything. It's my responsibility to earn what I want and I know it'll all get done in due time.

Still fun to dream a little though. A professional lightning-quick low-cost jack of all trades contractor was the first thing that popped into my mind when Duchess was granting wishes. I was sitting on the front step, under the broken porch light, drinking coffee (and looking at the chipped paint on my window seal) when I read the OP.